About a month ago, I lost it and unloaded on Hopper Labs in our warranty communication. It was mostly civil, but I did let one f-bomb fly. In the almost two years that I've owned my Hopper, it has only been functioning for two and a half months. The rest of the time, it's been in for an RMA. And this last RMA has lasted for almost 13 months.
I don't know why I did it, but I gave them more money. So fucking fed up with their warranty, I put in an order for a spare body just to have something that (hopefully) worked right from the start.
We shall see.
They told me on March 11th that they expected my repair to be complete in 7-10 days. They said that their new estimate times were "radically conservative." Well, they've blown that window by weeks. This was after I yelled at them for blowing their earlier time estimate by months and months and months and months...
My Hopper is finally in "final testing." Or so they tell me. I've confirmed my shipping address. The message they sent me to confirm my shipping address read "Failure to respond to this message within 5 days will result in your Hopper never being returned. We will store the Hopper for an additional 30 days after which it will no longer be kept for you. We will not recover or replace the device if the address is incorrect or if you do not respond within 30 days".
I confirmed.
It's been longer than 5 days.
I really hope these goons get their goddamned act together. They're either pathological liars, grotesquely incompetent, or both. In any event, they have told me falsehood after falsehood about when their faulty, unreliable product would be repaired and returned to me.
This is, simply put, the worst consumer product experience I've ever had.
I can't wait to try my new 2019 Dynavap M. Did I mention the Dynavaps? I have been using them almost exclusively in the Hopper's absence, and can't seem to stop buying them. Now there's a company I can get enthusiastic about. Their designs and materials just keep getting better and better with time, and they do everything in house. Their all-metal vapes are basically indestructible. They have no batteries to recharge, or back ends to die. They make a line of accessories, and they're all in stock pretty much all the time. And they're beautiful. And their customer service and shipping are lightning fast. And they've never lied to me.