FC Posts Taken Out Of Context Thread

[Dutch-Mic]

Hate to suck, that my head almost explodes!

That can be a unsatisfactory experience for both parties involved.

 

[ginolicious]

Without Love, your noodle could stay hard for an extremely long time [].

 

[TheThriftDrifter]

"I felt a bit clueless when using it for the first time"

"you actually hold it by that mushroom head"

"incredibly smooth even when hitting it hard"

"tip can be inserted easily (almost too easy, but sits firmly)"

"it constantly changes from milky white to yellow golden to amber"

I understand milky white to golden, but amber has me worried.

 

[Summer]

One tutorial said to not press at all ... and just let the heat do it's work. Then, press softly. Then, finally, harder. I tried that too. Ziltch.

Another said to whip it... whip it good. LOL Tried that. Ziltch

 

[Mr. Me2]

Fine and dandy then! I will just wait and see what others have to say about your wood!

 

[Siebter]

Being more of a sucker than a blower the only time I blow my load is outside. Inside I have used one of these for many years now. Since I use a lot of glass stems, the medium hard rubber surface is perfect for whacking my stems at the opening to empty them, or using the round inside if a stem stubbornly holds it's load.

These things are so hard to explain to an outsider.

 

[TheThriftDrifter]

These things are so hard to explain to an outsider.

Dear Siebter, you struck gold with that post.

I suppose I should also thank @cybrguy too.

 

[SloJimFizz]

kinda hate the process, its a huge thing to bring to your mouth then this cable.. oh..

 

[justcametomind]

So to sum up so far: "Could you please ream my hole while I deep throat the frog? Or do you prefer that I insert my hippoclit into your back-end without using a condom?"

Wipe your back ends when you have done!

 

[Summer]

The knob doesn't just pull-off?

It may! I tried with no luck. I'm afraid to give it a really hefty tug until I confirm that I wont destroy my controller, lol.

I'm always pulling my knob right off.

...

Relax. Nobody's talking about your knob

 

[TheThriftDrifter]

I just really like explosions under the hood or between my legs.

 

[Summer]

A continuation of this thread

@LabPong you blow, I'll buy.

 

[Summer]

I have no interest in lubing anything lol

Ouch.

 

[Ramahs]

You had me at larger load.

 

[BabyFacedFinster]

I think it might be a little better if I cram it in.

nothing ventured, nothing gained

 

[Ramahs]

I already have years of experience cupping my own balls

just to be clear, DO NOT cup the left ball

The experience of cupping the left ball can be a quite sensitive one, from what I've heard.

 

[Chandler]

dont have a musical bone in my body.
However Mrs Dorkus does play a mean one eyed flute.

20yrs ago you should have seen her at my mates 21st, the stripper was quite put out at how good she was

that was a long time ago now.
She doesnt play it very often these days, though sometimes after a few wines I will whip it out & encourage her to hum a few bars.

Once a few people start applauding & taking pics etc, she gets right into it & can build quite the head of steam keeping a great rhythm.

Forever being the attention seeker, she likes an explosive crescendo finish & hey truth be told so do I

@dorkus_molorkus i dunno brother. I honestly couldn't tell if you were cracking jokes or talking about about an actual woodwind instrument!! Lol

 

[Ramahs]

Sometimes the stars align...

I see that look...

I see your shine...

Fill up that cup...

Heat it up...

Breathing In...

Breath goes out..

You all know..

What I'm talking about...

 

[Summer]

I guess I'm guilty of early withdrawal. But, I kind of like the popcorn effect of a few flakes flying.

 

[BabyFacedFinster]

I think it depends on the thickness of the wood

 

[Ramahs]

You don't want ball movement. The balls need to be packed in there tight so they're in contact with eachother...Keep your balls packed around the rod and you'll be fine.

 

[Ramahs]

suck on that bad boy as hard as you can.....i mean real hard....have i said hard enough times yet?

 

[TheThriftDrifter]

I would love to see more action from oral....

 

[Ramahs]

I thoroughly enjoy the knob

 

[VapePerson]

I like to fidget with the kob even! It's a little loose at first but eventually its supple twists and turns are easy to master thanks to the balls on the side.