FC Posts Taken Out Of Context Thread

[cybrguy]

Well, I'll admit to having been there, it just wasn't my mouth.

 

[SloJimFizz]

I can’t give out a “like” only because I haven’t been there. And I’m not sorry...

Funny post, though!

Well, I'll admit to having been there, it just wasn't my mouth.

Your both doing it wrong then.

 

[TheThriftDrifter]

.....is too big in terms of bulk for my taste.......a smaller version would be right up my alley.

 

[Mr. Me2]

Your tip may be slightly smaller, as none of mine inserts all the way.

 

[Vital]

Heck, they even claim to plant trees on your purchases....

That must make it difficult for the shipping company!!

 

[Ramahs]

Always remember to grip firmly round the main shaft

 

[LesPlenty]

I've not looked at it since getting a DP.

I would definitely be looking back to make sure it didn't happen again.

 

[Ramahs]

I would definitely be looking back to make sure it didn't happen again.

I get it. For some, staring into the void can be a life changing experience

 

[TheThriftDrifter]

I blast my load in 2 fat hits and yet still I struggle

You do a load then swallow it?.... it's heavy in the head and stimulates me

 

[Mr. Me2]

I’ve got one that’s sixteen inches long that’s going to be perfect for

...

 

[Squiby]

It may not be long, but it sure is narrow!

 

[pxl_jockey]

...I just got wet lips when I tested)

Well then, I’d say you’re doing it right old man!

Just noticed:
Starting with @TheThriftDrifter ’s post above, the ones that follow just flow like a continuation of the same story. It reads like a twisted version of “Mad Libs”; does anyone else remember that old-school “in-car entertainment” of family road trips? “Highway Hilarity for those stretches of silence because your AM radio can’t pick up shit!”

 

[Ramahs]

Damn it, @Squiby . You beat me to it. lolz

 

[TheThriftDrifter]

My woody is going for a check up!

 

[P.A.M.]

Well maybe it’s in the early hours, or
My mind is too imaginative or simply in the gutter ... it is the out of context thread right ? The hook ‘ errr “search” below gets juicier as you read .

Anybody know of any male j hooks that are relatively cheap. I had seen cheap spoon type pipes with male connections too but dont know what to search. Also does anyone know if any heaver female ones?

 

[TheThriftDrifter]

I'm not one to find the hole and I don't want to geometrically orient the stem...... I haven't even put oil on it yet!

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

 

[Xclerk]

Lmao. Never realize how high you are till you see what you wrote the night before. Hillarious

 

[TommyDee]

Great catch @TheThriftDrifter I had to reread that to make sure it was not mis-typed... it wasn't.

 

[Planck]

fits naturally in your hand. The length is impressive, at almost twice that of a standard stem

 

[Mr. Me2]

There's a new hole?
I have not heard about this.

 

[cybrguy]

but everyone needs a little @phattpiggie in their life for contentment and delight.

Classic double entendre. And both completely true...

 

[Ramahs]

Today I suck'd a load dry in 2 go's

 

[Mr. Me2]

I imagine the mouth and hand feel is super satisfying and comfortable

 

[joner]

Lol I was hoping someone would pick up on this. ....just stumbled upon this thread seems it's right up my alley

 

[blackstone]

Just busted out my EVO for first time in moths

The little bastards were everywhere