Holy Shit! Worst Crafty scare of my life!
I'm heading into the bathroom to vape with a hoodie on, my Crafty is in there, falls into the fucking toilet! At first, I first thought it was my phone, instantly I saw it was my Crafty and I plunged my hand directly into the toilet water no hesitation whatsoever! lol
Completely Submerged.
I pull it out, it's waterlogged, I'm so panicked I just start shaking the unit, water is coming out a few drops at a time, and I'm continuing to shake this thing vigorously! I can hear water sloshing around inside.
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I was so alarmed, I should have just popped the inside bowl screen right away, that's your best bet as far as draining water out of this thing GOD forbid.
My heart is racing, I'm running to the old man's shop and looking for a hex key to open the case. That's got to be the fastest way to see where the water is right?
"No, don't do that you idiot, I know you were dying to vape tonight, but if you turn those screws Storz might void your warranty "Fuck!!"
I gotta do what's right and just keep trying everything QUICKLY to save it.
Pop it into my food dehydrator. Heat and Wind.
Decide to make a paper funnel to channel more wind into the case through the bowl.
At this point my mind realizes:
"Duh, you jackass take the fine mesh screen out, AND MAYBE THOSE LITTLE HOLES can drain some fuckin water out Batman"
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I take the fine mesh screen out with an X-acto. Continue to use my paper funnel with a blowdryer, keepin hot air flowing into the bowl.....
Depressed as a mofo, I call the lil lady and tell her what happened.
"Rick, whatever you do; don't try to turn it on tonight, let it fully dry out, worst case we'll send it in and get it fixed" Ok, she's right........
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Wrong.
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I noticed the unit felt about half of what it felt (in my hand) when I pulled it out of the toilet. All of the water was seemingly gone, even the most vigorous shaking wasn't rattling any more water droplets out; and the floodgates were open with the fine screen now out.
"Dude this thing just fell into a fucking toilet you gotta sanitize the FUCK out of this unit." I popped it back into the dehydrator, ran down to the grocery store for some high strength ISO alcohol."
Come back, Crafty lights up. I did a prolonged "burnout" at maximum temperatures, I swabbed the hell out of every single piece of this vape, then ran extremely hot water multiple times to rinse everything.
Dried it out. Chugged a Christmas Ale. Loaded in the NYC Diesel. Blazed out and so relaxed now; so lucky! I have some tools and appliances (maybe not as much as tdub) that saved my baby, but I have some gadgets that resuscitated this beast.
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The funniest part about this whole story:
.....all of this happened IN 15 MINUTES! I was Panicked like a mo-fo! I was going a mile a minute.
I definitely needed something to take the edge off. Mission accomplished. Damn that was stressful and scary. I needed something to take that edge off.
The Crafty lives another day!