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Do You Believe in Sasquatch

  1. Yes, Bigfoot is Real.

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  2. No, Bigfoot is Fake.

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  1. Tweek

    Tweek Well-Known Member

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    Pork Chops.
     
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  2. Enchantre

    Enchantre A short, pithy statement

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    People who do not actually live where Bigfoot does, are the ones that tend to not believe.

    Even the old mountain men, and trappers, knew about Sasquatch.
     
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  3. dorkus_molorkus

    dorkus_molorkus Majesticus Assholius

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  4. Tweek

    Tweek Well-Known Member

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    I grew up in the country and the only Samsquanch I ever seen, was my dad pushing the lawnmower around in a pair of shorts that were way to short, and no shirt.

    The natives in my area spoke of a beast out in the woods; but many of them admitted it was more than likely too many hits at the pipe that drummed up that legend.

    That being said, I love the old tales and the people who tell them! Traditions!

    Leave it to you Aussies to name it YOWIE. Does it drink Fosters as well?
     
  5. ShipDit

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    I knew it was something pork related,but I was thinking bacon,not pork chops.
    Damn it,I had a good Canadian Bacon joke but my short term memory is shot. I blame the drugs.... and the bacon.
     
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  6. dorkus_molorkus

    dorkus_molorkus Majesticus Assholius

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    @ Tweek-lolz no-one and I mean no-one drinks fosters in this country. I can honestly say that I have not witnessed anyone drink fosters for about 20 years, I am not even sure its even sold locally anymore.

    I cant remember the last time I even saw it anywhere.

    I hear its a similar story in regards to Mexico and Corona.

    @ shipdit- Like masturbation, too much bacon will send you blind. Luckily, I know my penis is located
    directly below my beer gut. Thus IMO the gift of sight is over rated, espec when self abuse via ones hand & the local deli is at stake.

    FYI- Do not go blind skydiving. It scares the shit out of the guide dog!
    If your guide dog pisses on your leg, remember to give it a biscuit, so you know where to boot it in the ass. :rofl:
     
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  7. Tweek

    Tweek Well-Known Member

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    No Fosters? So you mean Crocodile Dundee was lying? Son of a...:rant: Actually, they do serve Corona in Mexico...at least they did when I was there. Huge bottles for practically free. Then again, who knows if it really was beer? :haw:
     
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  8. t-dub

    t-dub Vapor Sloth

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  9. dorkus_molorkus

    dorkus_molorkus Majesticus Assholius

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    lolz-essence of mexico?? or mexican?? practically for free?

    lolz- Didnt you wonder why it was served at 98.6F and the dude just kept smiling, nodding
    & making 'the drinky, drinky' motion.:rofl::cheers:

    Yummy, warm yellow beer for the gringo.
    I bet the memories of your holiday now takes on a whole different meaning now.:doh:

    'No habla espanol' really translates into 'Im thirsty, please pee into a bottle & give it to me'

    Crazy, but true.

    Your welcome! :tup:

    Dont even ask me whats really in a burrito.
     
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  10. Tweek

    Tweek Well-Known Member

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    Nah, no surprises here. I spent alot of time in the villages outside of the resorts. The animosity toward tourists was not lost on me. As to the Burritos...ant eggs ;)
     
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  11. ShipDit

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    No my friend,there is no such thing as to much bacon or masturbation. I eat bacon every morning and jerk off at least twice a day.
    If you only knew how many times I've tapped out a post with one hand you would be washing your hands in bleach right now. Sometimes my hand just isn't in the mood,so I soak it in beer and whiskey for an hour or so....one time I even had to dust it with some white powdery stuff before I got any action. I guess my right hand is a filthy drunken coke-whore,and I'm cool with that.:D
     
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  12. stickstones

    stickstones Eccentric of mist Staff Member

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    this shit is cracking me up!
     
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  13. Stu

    Stu Maconheiro Staff Member

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    You should mix it up and go lefty for a bit. It's like cheating on yourself.

    You're welcome.

    :peace:
     
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  14. Tweek

    Tweek Well-Known Member

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    Sorry, you lost me at the part about the bacon...:haw:
     
  15. dorkus_molorkus

    dorkus_molorkus Majesticus Assholius

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    @shipdit- Man you must be one kinky fucken dude if your own hand has to get that wasted to do your dirty bidding. (or you as ugly as a hat full assholes?)
    Perhaps you should do your hand a favor & just slip it a roofy so it wont remember the trauma?

    Then you can really kink it up! (:whip:for example)

    Maybe get your hand to put on some gaudy costume jewelry, then you can play 'Liberace' & yr hand wont remember where you made it go & what you made it do.
     
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  16. ShipDit

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    No way brother,I'm going for the Most Manly thing of all,yep I'm gonna jerk it WITH bacon!!
    To think my guidance counselor said I'd never amount to anything.:lol:
     
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  17. t-dub

    t-dub Vapor Sloth

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    As the OP I feel compelled to issue this public service message . . . ;)

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  18. ShipDit

    ShipDit 1%

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    Knew I could count on you to keep it real! I'm still not gonna wash though, I like it dirty.
     
  19. Crohnie

    Crohnie Well-Known Member

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    Touch-a. touch-a, touch-a, touch me. I wanna feel dirty! :evil:
     
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  20. Tweek

    Tweek Well-Known Member

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    I hear it's more like a warm apple pie

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  21. lwien

    lwien Well-Known Member

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    Maybe that's why nothing happens when I go lefty. Jewish guilt sets in...........especially if I wrap my schvontz in bacon. :uhoh:
     
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  22. Stu

    Stu Maconheiro Staff Member

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    :peace:
     
  23. dorkus_molorkus

    dorkus_molorkus Majesticus Assholius

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  24. t-dub

    t-dub Vapor Sloth

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    I know someone who has got to be thirsty for another beer by now . . . ;)

    "Oh . . wahhzzat Mr. Tweek? Mas cerveza? Ohhh ci, ci, Mr. Tweek, coming up right away. I juss go in back for uno momento Mr. Tweek, ci, ci . . ."
     
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  25. ShipDit

    ShipDit 1%

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    :lol: You're a dick!
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