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Do You Believe in Sasquatch

  • Yes, Bigfoot is Real.

    Votes: 12 40.0%
  • No, Bigfoot is Fake.

    Votes: 18 60.0%

  • Total voters
    30

Enchantre

Oil Painter
People who do not actually live where Bigfoot does, are the ones that tend to not believe.

Even the old mountain men, and trappers, knew about Sasquatch.
 
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Tweek

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People who do not actually live where Bigfoot does, are the ones that tend to not believe.

Even the old mountain men, and trappers, knew about Sasquatch.

I grew up in the country and the only Samsquanch I ever seen, was my dad pushing the lawnmower around in a pair of shorts that were way to short, and no shirt.

The natives in my area spoke of a beast out in the woods; but many of them admitted it was more than likely too many hits at the pipe that drummed up that legend.

That being said, I love the old tales and the people who tell them! Traditions!

Yet even in the wilds of OZ we have samsquanch's crazy down under cousin.


THE YOWIE!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yowie

Leave it to you Aussies to name it YOWIE. Does it drink Fosters as well?
 
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dorkus_molorkus

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@ Tweek-lolz no-one and I mean no-one drinks fosters in this country. I can honestly say that I have not witnessed anyone drink fosters for about 20 years, I am not even sure its even sold locally anymore.

I cant remember the last time I even saw it anywhere.

I hear its a similar story in regards to Mexico and Corona.

@ shipdit- Like masturbation, too much bacon will send you blind. Luckily, I know my penis is located
directly below my beer gut. Thus IMO the gift of sight is over rated, espec when self abuse via ones hand & the local deli is at stake.

FYI- Do not go blind skydiving. It scares the shit out of the guide dog!
If your guide dog pisses on your leg, remember to give it a biscuit, so you know where to boot it in the ass. :rofl:
 

Tweek

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No Fosters? So you mean Crocodile Dundee was lying? Son of a...:rant: Actually, they do serve Corona in Mexico...at least they did when I was there. Huge bottles for practically free. Then again, who knows if it really was beer? :haw:
 

t-dub

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Then again, who knows if it really was beer? :haw:

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dorkus_molorkus

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lolz-essence of mexico?? or mexican?? practically for free?

lolz- Didnt you wonder why it was served at 98.6F and the dude just kept smiling, nodding
& making 'the drinky, drinky' motion.:rofl::cheers:

Yummy, warm yellow beer for the gringo.
I bet the memories of your holiday now takes on a whole different meaning now.:doh:

'No habla espanol' really translates into 'Im thirsty, please pee into a bottle & give it to me'

Crazy, but true.

Your welcome! :tup:

Dont even ask me whats really in a burrito.
 

Tweek

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Nah, no surprises here. I spent alot of time in the villages outside of the resorts. The animosity toward tourists was not lost on me. As to the Burritos...ant eggs ;)
 
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@ Tweek-lolz no-one and I mean no-one drinks fosters in this country. I can honestly say that I have not witnessed anyone drink fosters for about 20 years, I am not even sure its even sold locally anymore.

I cant remember the last time I even saw it anywhere.

I hear its a similar story in regards to Mexico and Corona.

@ shipdit- Like masturbation, too much bacon will send you blind. Luckily, I know my penis is located
directly below my beer gut. Thus IMO the gift of sight is over rated, espec when self abuse via ones hand & the local deli is at stake.

FYI- Do not go blind skydiving. It scares the shit out of the guide dog!
If your guide dog pisses on your leg, remember to give it a biscuit, so you know where to boot it in the ass. :rofl:
No my friend,there is no such thing as to much bacon or masturbation. I eat bacon every morning and jerk off at least twice a day.
If you only knew how many times I've tapped out a post with one hand you would be washing your hands in bleach right now. Sometimes my hand just isn't in the mood,so I soak it in beer and whiskey for an hour or so....one time I even had to dust it with some white powdery stuff before I got any action. I guess my right hand is a filthy drunken coke-whore,and I'm cool with that.:D
 

Tweek

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No my friend,there is no such thing as to much bacon or masturbation. I eat bacon every morning and jerk off at least twice a day.
If you only knew how many times I've tapped out a post with one hand you would be washing your hands in bleach right now. Sometimes my hand just isn't in the mood,so I soak it in beer and whiskey for an hour or so....one time I even had to dust it with some white powdery stuff before I got any action. I guess my right hand is a filthy drunken coke-whore,and I'm cool with that.:D

Sorry, you lost me at the part about the bacon...:haw:
 
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dorkus_molorkus

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@shipdit- Man you must be one kinky fucken dude if your own hand has to get that wasted to do your dirty bidding. (or you as ugly as a hat full assholes?)
Perhaps you should do your hand a favor & just slip it a roofy so it wont remember the trauma?

Then you can really kink it up! (:whip:for example)

Maybe get your hand to put on some gaudy costume jewelry, then you can play 'Liberace' & yr hand wont remember where you made it go & what you made it do.
 
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@shipdit- Man you must be one kinky fucken dude if your own hand has to get that wasted to do your dirty bidding. (or you as ugly as a hat full assholes?)
Perhaps you should do your hand a favor & just slip it a roofy so it wont remember the trauma?

Then you can really kink it up! (:whip:for example)

Maybe get your hand to put on some gaudy costume jewelry, then you can play 'Liberace' & yr hand wont remember where you made it go & what you made it do.
No way brother,I'm going for the Most Manly thing of all,yep I'm gonna jerk it WITH bacon!!
To think my guidance counselor said I'd never amount to anything.:lol:
 

t-dub

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Maybe get your hand to put on some gaudy costume jewelry, then you can play 'Liberace' & yr hand wont remember where you made it go & what you made it do.
No way brother,I'm going for the Most Manly thing of all,yep I'm gonna jerk it WITH bacon!!
As the OP I feel compelled to issue this public service message . . . ;)

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t-dub

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lolz-essence of mexico?? or mexican?? practically for free? . . . Yummy, warm yellow beer for the gringo . . .'No habla espanol' really translates into 'Im thirsty, please pee into a bottle & give it to me
I know someone who has got to be thirsty for another beer by now . . . ;)

"Oh . . wahhzzat Mr. Tweek? Mas cerveza? Ohhh ci, ci, Mr. Tweek, coming up right away. I juss go in back for uno momento Mr. Tweek, ci, ci . . ."
 
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