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‘BIGFOOT’ DNA SEQUENCED IN GENETICS STUDY!

Discussion in 'The Vapor Lounge' started by t-dub, Feb 18, 2013.

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Do You Believe in Sasquatch

  1. Yes, Bigfoot is Real.

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  2. No, Bigfoot is Fake.

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    60.0%
  1. mvapes

    mvapes Surrounded by the healthy!

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    My wife told me that she wears make up and perfume to attract other men that hopefully make more money than I do. I told her that I thought she was awesome, taking one for the team like that....

    I mean, if she bags a winner I'm getting some new glass!
     
  2. Enchantre

    Enchantre A short, pithy statement

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    ... and hey, how about that bigfoot, huh? :)
     
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  3. Quetzalcoatl

    Quetzalcoatl SPACE GOD 宇宙

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    Funny you mention this, because one day I told my cousin (as we almost ran over a squirrel) that I thought the reason they did that was to show off. Whoever could run the farthest to the opposite side of the road and back was the ballsiest of the bunch and got to spend the night with the lady. Seriously though, they'll be on the opposite side of the other lane, run directly into your path, and then back over... wtf??
     
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  4. ShipDit

    ShipDit 1%

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    It's because they know that about 1 car out of 100 is driven by a bunny-hugger who will swerve into oncoming traffic,killing everyone involved except the rabbit. Or maybe they're just that stupid. That's why you should never brake or swerve at all...hit every one that has bad timing. Evolution is gonna get the slow ones anyway, so why not make a few road kill coats until we weed out the dunces?
    No no no...that would just bring about a faster,smarter Uber-rabbit. Ever see Monty Pythons movie about the holy grail? That's the kind of rabbits we would be dealing with. :tinfoil:
     
  5. BeardedCrow

    BeardedCrow Well-Known Member

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    Rabbits make funny squishy noises under my summer tires...

    I brake for horses and cows.
     
  6. mvapes

    mvapes Surrounded by the healthy!

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    Crow you sound like a nut - welcome to FC brother!
     
  7. Buildozer

    Buildozer Well-Known Member

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    i just saw this show on discovery channel.. Monsters and Mysteries in America - Pacific Northwest.. the first ~1/2 of the show is about big foot and a guy that shot him and had the fur/skin tested.. the show is about an hour long so i'll just put a link to youtube for it..

    and here is a link to a you tube video of the same guy that was supposed to have shot big foot.. this is about an hour long, and i haven't seen it.. i just saw it when i found the first link and threw it up here..

    EDIT: T-dub.. this might be part of the same study from the start of the thread? :shrug: sounds about right.
     
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  8. t-dub

    t-dub Vapor Sloth

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  9. Fully Melted

    Fully Melted It's OK to enjoy your medicine.

    I was going to show my Bigfoot hair samples to the press on Monday. But last night a Bigfoot broke in to my home and stole the hair evidence!

    Of course he got hung up on the ladder while leaving and tore out a huge patch of hair. Stupid Sasquatch. Now I have tons of hairy evidence that they aren't too smart.
     
  10. ShipDit

    ShipDit 1%

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    So,what's the word on the DNA stuff? Do we actualy have proof of a new species in North America or is it just "unidentified DNA"?
    Im having trouble believing in ol' Bigfoot,but am keeping an open mind. Show me something conclusive and I'll be a believer.
    It does open up some new problems to be decided,like just HOW Human do you have to be to be granted human rights? And where do they poop/pee? I've been a hunter all my life and have never seen a crapper that big in the woods.
    I wonder.....remember all those hippies who went to Canada to avoid Viet-Nam? Could the Canadiens have sent them back,programed to strike when ready?
     
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  11. basement farmer

    basement farmer My face is melting...

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    What I've read say's it's either bovine or bear. My personal belief is that with all of the American gun culture being what it is, surely someone would've killed one by now.

    I'm a skeptic, but would gladly accept being proven wrong.
     
  12. Caligula

    Caligula Maximus

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