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Do You Believe in Sasquatch

  1. Yes, Bigfoot is Real.

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  2. No, Bigfoot is Fake.

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  1. BeardedCrow

    BeardedCrow Well-Known Member

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    Im open minded...

    But come on, discovery channel, time magazine, BBC, and a host of other agencies have scoured the planet in search of new and unknown things with the latest equipment and satellite use, you're telling me not one image or track has been found??

    Sorry, if a 100+ lb primate was living in north America we would of had 1000's of images JUST from hunter cameras alone, yet not ONE.

    We have satellites capable of reading the date of a nickel onthe ground, but not a large bipedal primate?

    I could be wrong...
     
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  2. BeardedCrow

    BeardedCrow Well-Known Member

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    Funny, as technology progresses, it's much harder to hoax these things.
     
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  3. Tweek

    Tweek Well-Known Member

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    My Dad's gone undetected all these years.
     
  4. BeardedCrow

    BeardedCrow Well-Known Member

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    Well, we did win that primate war didn't we?
     
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  5. ShipDit

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    You've got a good point about the game cams Crow. I am an avid hunter and have used game cams for years. They are now so cheap anyone can afford one...or a dozen.
    Threre are tens of thousands of them out there,in use right now. Many are in the places Bigfoot is suppoded to live. They capture every moving thing that crosses in front of them. Squirrels,raccoons,rabbits even field mice are photographed every day. But somehow an 8 foot shaggy man-ape doesn't show up. Should be a game of simple numbers,more cameras should equal more photos,but that's not happening.
    Maybe ol' Bigfoot is smart enough to elude all these cameras. And maybe aliens built Stonehenge. I'm open to all possible answers,but I need more proof than the folks on tv can provide. They a making money on these shows so it's in there best interest to perpetuate the myth.
    So if you are out there Bigfoot,PM me and we'll settle this for once and all.
     
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  6. Frederick McGuire

    Frederick McGuire Aggressively Loungey

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    ;)
     
  7. dorkus_molorkus

    dorkus_molorkus My member is well known

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    My wife shaves my back cause she thinks I am on the run from the Smithsonian and its only a matter of time until a tranquilizer dart suddenly appears protruding from my nether regions & some bloke screams ' CRIKEY' then leaps onto my quickly becoming prone form to whisk me away.

    I dare say it would be this bloke.
    Just some kid enjoying himself in the aussie bush, tho i'm a bit dissappointed he only managed 4.




    There is a lot to be said for having birds too.



    what a legend!
     
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  8. ShipDit

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    Dorkus,if the rest of Austraila is as weird as you I'm booking a flight a.s.a.p!
    I'm cool with sleeping on your couch,but if I see even one of those fucking Sidney Funnel Web spiders I guarantee I'll go bat-shit crazy,burn down everything in a 5 mile radius and swim home. Other than that I'm a pretty good house guest. Some say my bathroom habits are....disturbing,but as a fellow poop-thrower we'll get along great! Unless you put a spider in my shoe,then I'll kill you in front of your family,but since I like ya I'll do it in a very respectfull way.
    Remember bro,bong rips at midnight! (We may have started a tradition so don't back out on me now)!
     
  9. Dr. Yan-I-Tor

    Dr. Yan-I-Tor Gimme back my balloon!

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    If this development is actually true, I can't help but wonder:

    If Sasquatch is real, why hasn't there been any significant mention of it from the various Native American populations that have lived throughout North America for thousands of years?


    And now I'm thoroughly intrigued :science:
     
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  10. t-dub

    t-dub Vapor Sloth

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    Native American folklore is rich with Sasquatch. Not just sightings but ongoing relationships, feeding, trading of goods etc . . .
     
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  11. Dr. Yan-I-Tor

    Dr. Yan-I-Tor Gimme back my balloon!

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    Really? I haven't encountered any in what I've explored. I suppose that could be because its always been more philosophic in nature.

    Interesting. My mistake t-dub. :D
     
  12. ShipDit

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    Some native Americans used to breed with the things,that's where hippies came from.
     
  13. Tweek

    Tweek Well-Known Member

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    What is this bong rips at midnight, you speak of?
     
  14. dorkus_molorkus

    dorkus_molorkus My member is well known

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    if you dont like critters then this isnt the place for you. We have more critters that can kill and/or eat you. shit some of them dont even wanna eat you, theys just happy with killing you.

    I wouldnt bother making the trip over, this country has totally gone to shit.
    here is a great example.

    http://www.news.com.au/breaking-new...t-to-silence-law/story-e6frfku9-1226601328430

    Besides I am a social outcast here anyways, no one has a clue what I am on about.
    So, you are welcome to my couch, you have to bring your own tinfoil hat, but the conspiracy theories are complementary. :tinfoil:

    besides, my imaginary friend says he is sick of me & would appreciate someone else to talk to.:wave:

    @tweek- my shit dipped brother & I have been having these odd synchronised sessions. Where he claims its midnight & for me its about 7-8am something like that. Luckily, i take these sort of things quite seriously & actually get up early to practise.

    I have a half dozen or so bongs at about 6am to make sure i can actually take a good rip at 8am or so. that way I know I am up to the task.

    After a bit Shipdit toddles off to bed & I have to not waste my entire morning looking at my navel. :o
     
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  15. ShipDit

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    Just a little tradition Dorkas and I came up with one strange night. We were chatting about God-knows-what and I looked at the clock which was 10mins. 'till midnight in my time zone. We agreed that it would be pretty cool to do bong rips at the top of the hour.
    The idea that two friends who have never met and probably never will, doing bong hits,at the same time,on opposite sides of the planet just seemed cool. You're welcome to join of course,the official time to rip is midnight in the central time zone. I don't know what time that is in Australia,but after the rips Dorkas went to pass out on the beach....bastard.
    Any excuse to do bong hits....:)
     
  16. BeardedCrow

    BeardedCrow Well-Known Member

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    My native American friend says Sasquatch is a joke.

    I do believe such hominids exist, but 50,000 years ago...
     
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  17. Tweek

    Tweek Well-Known Member

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    I once thought I saw Sasquatch...but then I realized it was the reflection of my hairy ass on the lake.
     
  18. dorkus_molorkus

    dorkus_molorkus My member is well known

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    wouldnt that be more of a Loch Ness monster type of thing?

    besides, what angle was this from anyway???

    You looking coyly over your shoulder like a blushing virgin about to be deflowered? or you gripping your ankles looking up from in between your legs??

    all this in front of a lake, how romantic!:D
     
  19. stickstones

    stickstones Wasted Staff Member

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    fuckin dorkus! you thought about that waaaaay too much!
     
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  20. pakalolo

    pakalolo RoboMod v3.17 (ticking) Staff Member

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    Holy crap, you just made me realize what's going on!

    There is a moving time warp window that opens up 50,000 years ago, and occasionally people see a hominid from that period through it. So simple when you know what's happening.
     
  21. Tweek

    Tweek Well-Known Member

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    If I had said "I thought I saw a giant snake in the lake, and then realized it was my salami" then we could start talking Loch Ness.
     
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  22. StickyShisha

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    NASA Discovers Hidden Portals In Earth’s Magnetic Field

     
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  23. ShipDit

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    Now THAT'S cool! I only understood like 12 words,but they were 12 really good words.
    Seriously though,this is interesting. Seems like it could work. But all the data and information are backed up by science and facts,and you can use science and facts to prove anything that's even remotely true.:science:
    Thanks for sharing that Sticky,now the big question....if given he chance would you be the first human to enter one of those portals?
     
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  24. Tweek

    Tweek Well-Known Member

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    I think we've ascertained that most Samsquanch seem to cluster around this site.
     
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  25. ShipDit

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    Please stop using big scientific words,I mean what the hell does "seem" mean? :hmm:
     

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