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i worked on and nearly perfected a dragon kick when I was younger. Never unleashed it in anger but my brother bore its anger in the training dojo. It is there when I need it. What would you consider your go to move? Ever use it?

Apparently a chef named Peter Pepper loves grilling burgers. The burgers are so large they appear to be the size of Volkswagen rabbit cars. He only assembles them by stepping on the individual parts until they shake loose and fall multiple floor levels cascading neatly on top of one another...

I am looking for stories of that time you were chased by a vicious bear, dog, whatever. I must admit that the most vicious animal that has chased me was probably a rooster. Would have pecked my eyes out that little bastard..but anyways tell story

Radishes aren’t hot. they are like super peppers. Kind of gross those things. I don’t know what to do with those thing anymore. Getting mad. What are they good for?

i was at the seafood restaurant enjoying my lobster meal. It included rolls and a hot potato. Being a newb with lobster, I pre cracked all my shells and cut where I needed to including the head and antennas. As I am doing this I see some old guy staring at me and laughing a bit to his wife...

i understand having a baby is a necessary for us to advance as a species but why does it have to be so nasty? People screaming, horrible smells and sights. I think it is too much to bear and nasty business that I don’t want anything to do with.

I was at a popular sandwich establishment in town and I decided to order an italian. My sandwich was constructed to my satisfaction and was awaiting condiments. The lady grabs a tube labeled “oil” and moves towards my sandwich. Firmly, but with a compassionate tone, I told her to halt with that...

I see bread and filling. Looks like a sandwich. Just to add, I used to be a soft taco guy and maybe a burrito but I am pleased to announce my new favorite: quesadilla. You make them using flour tortillas, beans, cheese. Then you add really anything you want and put another shell on top. Hot...

Just kind of figured this out. Lucy was apparently hooked on heavy drugs in the song. If you take the first letter from Lucy Sky and diamond, it translates to LSD. Are there any other songs by these guys or any others with hidden meanings?

Really ground level right now but the idea is to capitalize on the fruit and vegetable craze by incorporating them into clothes. For instance, radishes are so colorful so dangle a few off a jacket with a pear or something. You could do model shows where bikinis have watermelon or farmer overalls...

I got no idea what is going on. It is an old Toyota solar a with 230 k miles so it is definitely approaching being a beater. Lately I have noticed a musty smell. It smells like a cross between a pair of old gym socks and a wet lemur. I happened to look in the back seat (it is a coupe style) and...

He grabbed a long bull whip at the flea market and now thinks he is an Australian crocodile guy? he is a loose cannon type who is a bit nuts and he has been snapping the whip near my face. Will this thing just sting or could it knock a tooth out?

we eat more breakfast. I want more breakfast

This is a fight to the death! Even number fight between rival tribes. Weapons are hand weapons and /or hand to hand combat. Both of these things have their strengths. Ewoks may have more combat experience but are easy to trick. Oompa Loompas might take this, they are tough. What do you think?

I was at a barbecue, it was a hot day and we were near the pond. We sat down to eat after a day of bocce and snorkeling. Hamburgers and hot dogs were the main course with potato salad and that famous Mass sweet corn. I began to butter my corn using a soup spoon. I find the spoon wraps around the...

one of my friends drinks a ton of plain water. Every time I see him do this I just shake my head. Why drink this flavorless stuff when delicious drinks such as grape juice, colas, and beer exist? Why limit yourself to plain old water when so many tasty juices are also made from water but offer...

My right armpit smells neutral, like nothing. My left armpit smells much more brut. It stinks to holy hell and I am showered well with soap and a loofah. I want to talk to a doctor but I think he would just tell me to take a bath and not take me seriously. What now? What are my options? Is my...

Here is my list of things you just think they would like from our time and / or really excel at. Anyone really, even animals such as Flipper can be included 1. Ronald Reagan - the modern fade haircut. 2. Christopher Columbus - parasailing 3. Marilyn Monroe - Facebook and raisinettes 4. Thomas...

I am sad and just sick of the hustle and bustle. I want to just run and catch a trail and kind of stow away like the hobos did in those western movies. I envision long country type rides in hay filled open cars. I even have a harmonica. Anyone ever done this? I would love to hear your story

Decided to nuke some oatmeal to feed my muscles and mistakenly left the stir spoon in the bowl. Pressed start and within 5 secondss, there were jumping sparks inside the microwave. It got scary so I shut it down but not before a lot of bangs, pops, and snaps. Scared to turn on the microwave now...