This is not fucking string theory.
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@Mr Mellish you do have a way of making your points! I mean this sincerely. Your posts at some point, typically make me either smile, chuckle or laugh outright.
And he's not wrong, HL. this speaks to the same issue as my question on the likelihood of either the SS case or the HBC meeting their current estimates of Late 2019 & 2019, respectively. If they know, and they should know by November first, whether these targets will be met, they need to update or remove the estimated ship time. People make the purchase based on the information given, and when they pay you, at that point they have an expectation for you to
deliver what you promised. Ya can't blame them, it's called a business transaction. No-one held a gun to your head to write that copy, but once you decide to say X, it better be X and if it ain't, well that's when people begin to get pissed.
@Hopper Labs agreed with my post but nothing's changed on the store. They also have said HL is a very small group of people wearing more than one hat. So get the core folks together and decide to STOP with the Estimated Ship Date in their store. If it ain't in stock, you can't purchase it but it's
Coming Soon! Whoever has the Website hat needs to look over their site and actually change some of these things. ESDs aren't the only offender.
If Hopper Labs is really turning the corner into a bright and shining future, they need to break with some of the old bad habits that become self-created dramas and self-inflicted wounds. When these things happen, it kills a bit of the positive vibe and goodwill with your customer base
and your
potential customer base. If they happen often enough, online it becomes Death By A Thousand Cuts. Y'all need me to come and give some corporate counselling, lmk!
In other news: Holy Moly, the Grasshopper has been battering me about the head in a brutal fashion. I read the lil instruction sheet and remembered y'all saying flickering blue means you need to think about a swap so I watched out for flickering. I guess I
might have been a little hyper-vigilant, but I was getting three bowls, idk how many pulls, so at the first sign of flickering, I swapped it out and moved on. I'm on the last battery so I slap the others in the charger and started laughing at my dumb ass. They were ALL in the 47-52% range!
So I'm going to push them a little bit harder in the future.
I felt plenty dumb, you guys. I think since I love the hopper with glass and don't mind the PFE out of doors, I'm going to put the regular MP in the box. I can't be fussed with switching them out, that's just how lazy I am my friends!
Hopper Nation, it gives me no pleasure to report the following tragedy. Turns out that my hopper package was, in fact, not complete. In fact, some might say one of
the most important parts was omitted. There was no Grasshopper sticker! I've looked and I'm just devastated y'all, I'm not going to lie. It's taken time to come to terms with the loss and for a time thought about not saying anything, "it's only a sticker" after all. But in the end, I realised you gotta share to heal and also: dammit, I really wanted that slap! *sniff* That's alright though. I've faced disappointment before. I'll get over it and I will persevere. I'm not going to let this setback keep me down and I'm going to come back stronger than ever.
Goodnight you freaks!
be upon you. And don't forget to hit that hopper!
EDIT: clarity
