FC Posts Taken Out Of Context Thread

[Ramahs]

It makes my back bad lower down sucking on it.

 

[Alexis]

You bastard!

 

[Mr. Me2]

I actually shut the hole with a (very tight sitting) silicone plug.

Ouch

 

[P.A.M.]

Thanks for noticing my nice wood! @P.A.M.

you are very welcome , Sir .

 

[TheThriftDrifter]

Yeah give it a gentle tamp with your finger, and I always take the first hit or two upside down since I am ocd about any crumbs falling (they are also easy to shake, blow, or carefully poke out though). After that the load is completely secure in the basket and should not fall until you poke it out or stir,

So romantic.

 

[Ramahs]

We do complimentary nuts!

 

[Ramahs]

Wow, nice package!

 

[Ramahs]

The source of the agitation is your sucking and blowing while quickly shaking the tip in the liquid.

 

[BabyFacedFinster]

I wish it was deeper

 

[DDave]

With much respect, could this be one of the top ten posts of this thread?

lost half my balls due to a leaky bag

 

[Ramahs]

^ That sounds like a personal problem.

 

[Mr. Me2]

I've found what I want to put in my mouth when it comes to

...

(I admit I took some liberties (just a little) with this one)

 

[TommyDee]

there was no way to escape that one cleanly

 

[Ramahs]

you do like the feel of wood on your lips.

Couldn't help yourself, could you? You touched it!

 

[Vital]

...

"I've found what I want to put in my mouth when it comes to"

(I admit I took some liberties (just a little) with this one)

You should have left off the word "to" at the end.

 

[TheThriftDrifter]

so best to touch the mouthpiece to your lips when using, rather than sticking the mouthpiece very far into your mouth......

What a tease.

 

[BabyFacedFinster]

Who wanted nipples?

I was nice and left the "beads" out.

 

[StringTheorista]

I was nice and left the "beads" out.

Haha! I suspected this might happen...

 

[Mr. Me2]

Personally, I should think that 18" is more than enough.

And she (or he) might disagree (too much?)...

 

[Abysmal Vapor]

Pm me in case harm was done by my faulty tip.

Gold.

 

[Vital]

Just shakin it doesn't do the job completely

Have you tried using some lube?

 

[BabyFacedFinster]

How tight does the fat mouthpiece fit? Do I leave any space or just jam it in completely?

I'm not even going to doctor this one up. Just let your imagination run away with you.

Just jam it.

 

[grogazola]

I'm not even going to doctor this one up. Just let your imagination run away with you.

Just jam it.

Was thinking of this haha (in fact I was gonna say, “How does the tip fit in the mouthpiece? Just jam the tip in all the way?”

 

[StringTheorista]

Gun metal nipples and blue balls.

OK...

 

[StringTheorista]

What about expansion and contraction of the wood?