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Discussion in 'The Vapor Lounge' started by lwien, Aug 15, 2013.

  1. MyCollife

    MyCollife Well-Known Member

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    Sometimes I want to say "Fuck You" to someone and it turns out something like this. I wish I had a time machine today. No, it wasn't work related.

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  2. nenmayk

    nenmayk Well-Known Member Accessory Maker

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    that's why i built a machine for dat:brow:
     
  3. Vapinghole

    Vapinghole Low-Temp Hempist / JedHI Master

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  4. nenmayk

    nenmayk Well-Known Member Accessory Maker

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  5. Melting Pot

    Melting Pot Sick & Twisted

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    Fuck you whole in the road&fuck you rough road for making me crash on my daughters little scooter that i shouldn't have been on.
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    And fuck you dupuytrens for making this hurt even more.
    My hand doesn't open flat so when falling on a flat road. Ouch
     
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  6. flotntoke

    flotntoke thoroughly vaped

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    Doubt it will do much to tip the karma in this thread, but I have a Fuck YEAH! instead of a Fuck You. Hope no one minds!

    Had to get a rental car for the week on my dime, so chose the cheapest (economy compact). They gave me a newer Corolla. OK car, but a little tin can compared to what I'm used to.

    It revs super high when you punch it, and handles like a little sports car. Good fun!

    Best part is it has paddle shifters!!! FUCK YEAH!!! Who the hell rents a car with paddle shifters? Am I just an old asshole or what? I've been slapping those bitches all over for a couple days now, and as I get better at it, it can't be good for this poor car. It just has to last me until the end of the week, but I'm sure I (and at least a few others who drove it previously) are taking much life off the other end.

    Whatever..... I'm still saying FUCK YEAH!!! And driving it like a race car when I can.
     
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  7. macbill

    macbill Gregarious Misanthrope

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  8. nenmayk

    nenmayk Well-Known Member Accessory Maker

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    did this job for 28y,did not end well ... shot this tho :)
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  9. mephisto

    mephisto Well-Known Member

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    Fuck yeah! @nenmayk !!!! I feel the love. I would like to drop a Speckled Clown Dick Fuck You! to the former Boss! Turns out I will not need the vacation pay you refused to remit when we parted. While I am lighting F-bombs, FUCK YOU to drug screens, night terrors, panic attacks, sleepless nights, Mr. Hyde, and a Super Fuck You to T-BREAKS. FUCK YEAH! I got a fucking job!!!!!!!
    Everyone stop by my place, the herb is on me!!!!!!!!

    Truth be told, I will be staying on the t-break for the foreseeable future, it was so fucking hard to get this job that I am certain my dear Mary Jane does not mind waiting.
    Thanks to all the other Fuck givers 'round here, I needed you guys so bad.
    Love and light to all my FC family.

    I'm fucking out......
     
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  10. Baron23

    Baron23 Well-Known Member

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    Congrats, man. I have been out of work twice in my lifetime (for a year each) and it was a very anxious time. Good luck....but why stay on the t-break?
     
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  11. mephisto

    mephisto Well-Known Member

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    I trust no one, and the income far outweighs the ease of which I can return to vaping. You see it has been nearly 60 days. I need to know the environment with the new job before any level of comfort can be had to sip at the tiniest micro dose as to achieve lift off.....
     
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  12. GreenHopper

    GreenHopper 20 going on 60

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    I just sneezed in my kief tray, I can't believe I just fukkin' sneezed in...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh month's worth ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    fuck you allergies!!!!!!!
     
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  13. macbill

    macbill Gregarious Misanthrope

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  14. mccringleberry

    mccringleberry Well-Known Member

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    FUCK the USPS, all they do is miss delivery dates and lose packages and take a week to move something 50 miles, that's ALL they do, it's unreal how high their fuckup rate is IME. I have 2 packages coming to me right now, 1 Priority, 1 First class, both services are a total joke, both packages are late per the "expected delivery date", at least one of them they may have lost for good, and of course calling the post office is a joke, it's their policy to not answer phones. Then why have a fucking phone line at all, fucking assholes? I had to create an account on the USPS website just to start a missing items inquiry and I get to the end and an unknown error occurs. Tried to start over and resubmit it, same unknown error. wow. Just wow. Without fail they find something to fuck up. They've temporarily lost a package sent to me several times every single year for the last 10 years. Out of those, 1-2 per year are permanently lost. Yet magically UPS/Fedex never, ever has these problems. UPS will take a baseball bat to your package and drop it off a cliff but they won't lose it. FedEx is the best. USPS I wish would shut down. F*cking worthless dog shit organization, FUCK YOU USPS! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  15. NickDlow

    NickDlow Log Hog

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    Fuck you to my car. 2013 with 80k and the motor blows on me.

    Fuck yea for opting for the extended warranty. Could be worse
     
  16. grokit

    grokit well-worn member

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  17. Krazy

    Krazy Well-Known Member

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    Anyone almost or not so almost get caught muttering "fuck you" under their breath?
     
  18. cybrguy

    cybrguy Patience Rewards

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    And FUCK YOU to that bully cat up there indiscriminately abusing another cat while he naps. And to that basketed brown and white, nice standing up for yer bagged buddy...

    (I'm asuming that wasn't actually his bag. If it was, nevermind...)
     
  19. SSVUN~YAH

    SSVUN~YAH You Must Unlearn, What You Have Learned...

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  20. Melting Pot

    Melting Pot Sick & Twisted

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    The other day I was shooting the fuck you finger behind my wife's back when she turned and busted me, she said really i said yea.
    Good stuff
    With any luck 2017 year of the divorce...
    Fuck marriage...
     
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  21. vapviking

    vapviking Well-Known Member

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    Asked a friend how the marriage was going and he said not very well, they were down to having 'hallway sex'. I asked what that was.
    "It's when we pass each other in the hall and say, "Fuck You!"."
     
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  22. nenmayk

    nenmayk Well-Known Member Accessory Maker

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    no kids from that relationship
     
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  23. Melting Pot

    Melting Pot Sick & Twisted

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    Soooo since falling on daughters scooter seems my dupuytrens contracture has gotten worse. This is as flat as I can put my hand.
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    Close up of palm
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    And this is as close as i can force my hand into flipping someone off.
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    Fuck me Im only 48
     
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  24. nenmayk

    nenmayk Well-Known Member Accessory Maker

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    lukz like a torn tendon.... got 2 flip with the other hand
     
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  25. MinnBobber

    MinnBobber Well-Known Member

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    If flippin them off with your other hand gets boring, you can always mix things up and moon them ;)
     
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