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Discussion in 'The Vapor Lounge' started by lwien, Aug 15, 2013.

  1. CarolKing

    CarolKing Singer of songs and a vapor connoisseur

    Today when I was walking out of the grocery store two old men (over 70?) got into an argument. One of them had his wife holding onto her husbands arm trying to get him to walk away, he wasn't going to do that. I thought they were going to get physical. One said, "you wanna take a swing?" What I gathered from the argument one felt slighted because the other took the parking spot. One was saying FUCK YOU the other one was yelling at him to stop swearing. Then the manager of Safeway came out and told them to break it up.

    It was kinda funny, I felt sorry for the one man's wife. I say Fuck You and quit acting like an idiot over a parking place. A lot more important things to worry about.
  2. mephisto

    mephisto Well-Known Member

    Fuck you for playing the lowball approach on a fair market item. Did you want me to give the fucking thing away? If I do that it won't be going to you. Fuck your greed, and your manipulation. This place is for sharing!
    SHARING....Get it? What is mine, is yours. Just ask, don't be a megadouche and chop my legs out from under me. I am a jobless, angry, sleepless, t-breaking motherfucker and I will not be trifled with.
    There is a saying around my world(head) "Don't fuck with the heater man. FUCK! try and be nice and cut a motherfucker a break and they roll away with little regard to their "word". You want unity start with the basic principles, your word is your bond. Asshole!

    And FUCK YOU to my Father in law who thinks that using my compassion as a motivational tool to keep his fucking antique chicken farms hobbling along is good practice. I saved you over $100 today for a service call that kept you awake all night. You would think you could open that fat, dusty fucking wallet of yours and throw me some love, but no. FUCK WORKING FOR FAMILY! AND FUCK CHICKENS!!!!!!!Smelly little cannibal motherfuckers......

    I apologize to chicken and mother lovers everywhere, I really have become quite the sour bastard since my dismissal from the latest price gouging, lying dickbag , no clue HVAC wannabe FUCKTARD company.

    @AJS will you sing me "soft kitty" ? PLEASE........
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  3. invertedisdead

    invertedisdead trance-form

    Fuck you for thinking taking care of this planet is an opinion, or an option.

    What happened that made this species lose so much purity and consciousness? How could anyone consider such a destructive creature intelligent? Cause we figured out how to make iPhones but still haven't realized if we landscaped with edible vegetation that world hunger would soon cease, nobody would have to work an occupation to trade currency for free gifts of nourishment from the ground like EVERY other sentient being of life!

    And these grocery stores would rather throw away 50% of produce than give it away or sell it for reduced rates. Capitalistic crimes against humanity, absolutely fucking sickening.

    And FUCK the gluttony that feeds this beast which keeps us from staying in tune and on the righteous path.

    And quadruple FUCK these barriers and borders which exist to only create separation. Slaves to paperwork and legal jargon, as if these pricks actually own this land. And if the government is of us, by us, and for us, why are we raping ourselves for 30 years for the OPPORTUNITY to pay a mortgage off we never really own anyways?

    Can't we just all get along, plant a seed, be kind to others, take less, walk slowly, and leave small footprints.

    Just feeling like there's so much more to life than predetermined existentialism :(
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  4. Baron23

    Baron23 Well-Known Member

    Ok, this one may get me a warning or worse but FUCK YOU fuckcombustion.com for the most broken and asinine account verification process going.

    As many of you may already know, a number of email providers will filter any mail that has "fuck" in the FUCKING DOMAIN NAME! This should be obvious to ANYBODY running any kind of website

    I had an incredibly frustrating time initially setting up my account. For some reason, after many, many failures to get my account verification email through Comcast for some reason one got through.

    However, today I tried to change my email address associated with my account to my new gmail address. Well, guess what...Google screens mail with "fuck" in the FUCKING DOMAIN NAME once again leaving me with an inactive account.

    I tried to go back and use my comcast account (which is still active) but couldn't get the verification email through their servers because it has "fuck" in the FUCKING DOMAIN NAME!

    And no, its not in spam folders either at the ISP or in my Oulook nor is the FC mail accessible via my ISP's web mail interface. It just doesn't get through.

    So, I was left with a completely broken account.

    I nthen had to set up a third address, with Yahoo, to get ta damn email verification from FC because Yahoo is breaking up and failing in every way possible so I guess at this point they don't care if "fuck" is in the FUCKING DOMAIN NAME.

    FC...listen up. This is shit stupid, its a known problem (I know you know about it from my initial issues) and you need ANOTHER FUCKING WAY TO VERIFY ACCOUNT CHANGES/NEW ACCOUNTS.

    May I suggest a few that any 6th grader could probably think of:

    1. Send the verification email out under a different FUCKING DOMAIN NAME. This should be really easy to do.

    2. Set up an alternative where a verification link can be sent as a text to a phone. Many others already do this.

    But the way it is now will choke membership sign up and frustrate the FUCK out of existing members who just want to change some of their account data.


    Sigh...I feel so much better now. LOL
    Last edited: Jan 28, 2017
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  5. Hogni

    Hogni Honi soit qui mal y pense

    Berlin, Germany
    Not really!??? I've never heard about that shit. Whats the reason for such a fucking behaviour?
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  6. nenmayk

    nenmayk Well-Known Member Accessory Maker

    fuck the system..... should have posted in this thread

    Click to play YouTube Video
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  7. Baron23

    Baron23 Well-Known Member

    hehehe...I need one of these mounted in my car's rear window....for those occasional tiumes when you really need to express yourself to another driver on the road! LOL
    Last edited: Jan 29, 2017
  8. TeeJay1952

    TeeJay1952 Well-Known Member

    With Bluetooth.
    Google Now: Fuck You!
    Get busy you Mad Scientists.
  9. max

    max Out to lunch

    Listen up yourself 'Mr. I have all the answers'. The only person who can make changes in the way the forum is set up and operates is the owner, who's MIA 99.9% of the time, and no longer has any real interest in the forum. There are four staff members keeping the place running in a somewhat civilized manner, and that's about all we can do. It's a little known fact that this forum was started as a lark, with no idea that it would become what it is currently, or even still be in existence 10 years later. It's also a fact that the owner kept the forum up and operational after the first post was made, until the first member joined and posted over 3 months later. Most would have stopped paying the domain fee and shut it down before then.

    So all things considered I think you should be glad there's a site like this still alive and kicking. If you or anyone else can't deal with the problems and the lack of this or that, feel free to find yourself another forum.

    This is not the start of any discussion on this topic. Instead consider it an extended mod note, to which replies are not allowed. Any complaints or suggestions should be directed to a staff member and not just posted in the public forum in an insulting manner, as if we don't know what we're doing, or care.

    Now back to the topic, which I'll remind excludes giving the finger to other members, staff, or the forum itself.
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  10. CuckFumbustion

    CuckFumbustion Lo and Behold! The transformative power of Vapor.

    Cuckfumbustion Central
    Milan, Italy - L.O.V.E. Sculpture HD (2015)
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  11. HellsWindStaff

    HellsWindStaff Dharma Initiate

    Oh man if there was ever a day for me to vent in this thread, today is the day lol. I am such an easy going guy I very rarely get heated but I am heated for a number of reasons.

    So FUCK YOU, Brandon. I rent this apartment because it's cheap, not because I have to share a basement with your stupid ass. You are a little bitch of a man. You beat your wife. You've had the cops called on you multiple times for beating your wife. You are a fucking waste of air.

    Sometimes when I sit around the house, I can hear you two fucking arguing and slamming shit. I don't know whose beating who, but your relationship seems toxic as fuck and FUCK YOU for dragging my ass into it since I am literally attached to you guys.

    But today, I hear you two REALLY going at it. I'm outside, waiting for my other neighbor to stop over and some other friends. Did I hear "get off of me" from the wife? Wtf is your deal? You were about 5-10 seconds from getting shit on by 5 mid 20 year olds if we heard her needing help. But you shush up....

    Then you come out and try to start shit with me for smoking a cigarette outside? I always smoke cigarettes outside. You say the buts blow out the ashtray over on yourside of the porch??? You know, fair fucking complaint if that happens, but rather than come out and try to intimidate me into keeping better care of it, you come out unprovoked and take out your anger for being such a petty little man to your wife on me. I've lived here 7 months. You never mentioned this before. I'm an amiable guy, talk to me.

    FUCK YOU also laws. I have all my vapes in the house. I have tree in the house. I have glass in the house. I would have called the cops already on your ass if I didn't want to start a pissing match between us and potentially open myself to being really fucked.

    But another FUCK YOU Brandon for breaking my ashtray and throwing it either in the street or at my car or something. I'm not sure the details. I do know that when my neighbor left 10 minutes after you started your shit, that I hear MORE yelling outside. But this time it's my neighbor, telling this guy he's going to beat the shit out of you for dumping my ashtray in his yard. He has dogs. A pregnant wife at home. You are a piece of shit Brandon.

    Then you apologize to me after the cops are called. Neither me nor my neighbor filed a report. We told him you apologized. YOUR FUCKING WELCOME. I came home and found the half the ashtray in the street. Which seems strange, I don't know where he intended to throw it, but it was near where my car is usually parked and didn't notice it when I left. I'm going to go check the car now actually. Better not be any fucking dings.

    And get your fucking trash out of my trashcan. It's not a community fucking trashcan. I didn't mind using it as that, but if you're going to be a petty piece of shit and try to get aggressive with me over a few fucking cig butts while you are beating your wife, I'm not being hospitable.

    I don't even EVER have big get together because I try to be a good courteous fucking neighbor and the sound would travel. Fuck you you inconsiderate piece of shit. I have half a notion to punch out your fucking tire.

    Gonna vape heavy tonight.
    Edit: and fuck you for wasting an hour of my evening
    Last edited: Feb 1, 2017
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  12. HellsWindStaff

    HellsWindStaff Dharma Initiate

    Buddy owns a shirt company, they do stickers and stuff too. Think I'm going to get a "speak out from silence, end domestic violence" laminate or sticker or whatever and put it on the window. Maybe a bit too passive aggressive and needlessly continuing but man this irked me.

    Found the ashtray, forgot to mention when my neighbor confronted him he denied denied denied. Like some random fucking townie decided to come up and do that in the 10 minutes...fuck you for even insinuating we are that stupid.

    Anyways I have half an ash tray on my porch now in full view, it will remain there but I got a bottle for butts :)

    oh and I forgot, the guy across the street, is actually a cop. He happened to be leaving when this all winded down, so me and my neighbor went over and told him what happened and how this guy beats on his girl. Without her corroborating there is nothing we can do and he's been there before and she's always uncooperative. I don't blame anyone for that my mom was in an abusive relationship before and hard to turn your back when you get Stockholm in a sense, but it makes me calling the cops an even worse option for me as I'm the only one close enough to hear it and without her backing it up, I just deteriorate the relationship with him more. Not that I give a fuck his opinion of me but we share a basement; when one of us goes down and the door is open there is only a wooden door separating the apartments and sound is very easy to hear; I'd be shocked if he didn't hear me hitting EVO or talking about tree with friends before......just as I'm sure he isn't shocked I hear him beat his wife. Guess this is what I get for trying to save a few bucks on the edge of the shady side of town :disgust:

    Ugh. He gave me such a spineless excuse about how hard marriage is when he apologized to me. Fuck right off with that.
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  13. zenmasterofzinfandel

    zenmasterofzinfandel Well-Known Member

    I'm in a friggin, frakable mood! I never saw this gag real from BSG S3, but starbuck is hitting a bong, along with other hiliarious mj references.

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  14. CarolKing

    CarolKing Singer of songs and a vapor connoisseur

    Another F Bomb on live TV.:science: It's towards the end of her monologue. Surprise! They edited for us on the westcoast. Melissa MCCarthy played Sean Spicer it was hilarious. A big fuck you to Trump. In the beginning they had the Grim Reeper (suppose to be Steve Brannon) whispering in Trump's (Alec Baldwin) ear.

    S.N.L.: Watch as Kristen Stewart's F-Bomb Overshadows Her Monologue | Vanity Fair
    Vanity Fair › hollywood › 2017/02 › kri...
    2 hours ago - Stewart accidentally swore when closing out a stellar, confrontational sketch. ... S.N.L.: Watch as Kristen Stewart's Accidental F-Bomb Overshadows a Fiery, Gay, Anti-Trump Monologue.
    Last edited: Feb 5, 2017
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  15. HellsWindStaff

    HellsWindStaff Dharma Initiate

    An update on my neighbor; while still a scuzz ball with the whole woman beating thing, saw him yesterday and he again apologized profusely so can't ask for much more pretty squashed
  16. BabyFacedFinster

    BabyFacedFinster Capo di tutt'i capi

    Just turned off the Super Bowl. We only have netflix since we don't watch much tv anymore.

    They have the game streamed on some Fox sports channel but they won't show any commercials because it was determined that not enough money would be made if they showed the commercials on the non-network channel.

    Money-grubbing fucking bastards. Fuck you. This is one of the main reasons I stopped watching professional sports. All about greed and money.

    Fuck you and your fucking super bowl. Fucking millionaire bastards.

    There.. Now you know how I really feel.
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  17. mephisto

    mephisto Well-Known Member

    FUCK YOU CORPORATE AMERICA! I have done your fucking interviews, shaved off all my hair, stopped using mj for 45 days now. What the fuck? I have been doing this same job for nearly 30 motherfucking years with the help and support of MJ, and you want to send me through 7 fucking interviews without a clue as to whether or not you want to offer me the job.....I sold all my vapes, gave away an assload of free shit, guitars, vapes, knives, guns. Fuck you too, KARMA! Everybody lies! greed is the prime motivator. Nobody gives a fat fuck if you speak truthfully and are a responsible, organized tradesman. They just want to shove their motivational propaganda up your ass, and tell you its for your own good.

    And a GIANT FUCK YOU to my previous employer who did not stand by his word and pay me the vacation time he owed me. I would not be surprised if a pig's head somehow ended up in his fucking living room!
    FUCK, FUCK, FUCK! Fuck You to the renters next door that let their fucking trash pile up until the buzzards sit all day in the trees waiting to hit the free buffet. You fucking lowlife motherfuckers have enough funds to keep puffing those smelly fucking blunts all hours of the day, how about you save up and pay the trashman. You fucking ass-faced, in-bred, knuckle dragging, mouth breathing, government cheese eating parasites.
    For 14 years I have lived in Satan's Anus and finally you motherfuckers have pushed me over the edge. Yes i dropped a fat dime on your ass to the Levy court! Yes I dimed your dirty ass out to the DNREC burning enforcement division. Wait and see what I can come up with next. Got nothing but free time, and plenty of piss and venom for all you no-class motherfuckers!
  18. Stevenski

    Stevenski Enter the Dragon

    'straya mate
    Fuck you XYZ service center I picked up my car from. Expect a call from me tomorrow wanting answers on the following.

    • Why my newly painted spoiler has runs & bubbles in it. How the fuck did it pass your QA inspection?
    • Why you washed my fucking car & did not vacuum it as specified in the service request & written down by your service manager? I clayed & corrected my paintwork a month ago & now it is covered in scratches thanks you your fuckheaded staff.
    • Why you listed the service as a 45K one rather than a 30K one & why you are reminding me to service at 60k when it has 10k service intervals?
    • Why you listed my tyres as 25% wear on the rears & 10% on the fronts? The tyres are barely 90 days old & have never been rotated.
    • Most importantly why you used Castrol 10w 30 engine oil rather than approved Elf 5w 30?
    Do these cunts think it is amateur hour or something? Just another example of why you should never have your car serviced by the manufacturer but by motorsport specialists if you can.

    Way to fuck up an otherwise sterling day.
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  19. vapomancer

    vapomancer Well-Known Member

  20. Hogni

    Hogni Honi soit qui mal y pense

    Berlin, Germany
    *ouch!*...some decent anal experiences? ;)
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  21. grokit

    grokit well-worn member

    the north
    Fuck my aca premera health plan, the rX part might as well not exist scripts are cheaper through costco.

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  22. cybrguy

    cybrguy Patience Rewards

    Fuck You to Donald Trump who seems to actually believe that it is perfectly fine for him to trash a retail business FROM HIS BULLY PULPIT when they decide, appropriately BTW, to stop offering his daughters line of merchandise that isn't selling. Was that clear? Just in case...

    Fuck You to Donald Trump
    Fuck You to Donald Trump
    Fuck You to Donald Trump
    Fuck You to Donald Trump
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  23. cybrguy

    cybrguy Patience Rewards

    I want to fuck Donald Trump a little more. I hope no one minds.

    Fuck You Donald Trump.
    Fuck You Donald Trump.
    Fuck You Donald Trump.
    Fuck You Donald Trump.

    And your little dog too...


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  24. His_Highness

    His_Highness In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king

    Now ^^^^^ that's funny @cybrguy !!!!!

    And since I'm already here.....FUCK TORNADOS!

    Minding my own business, about 11pm, watchin the tube and going SOLO when a freight train comes howling through my backyard. My first reaction was "How the hell is a train running through my backyard?" My second reaction after a minute or two was "Why is that train blowing it's horn like that?" My last reaction was "That's no fuckin train and perhaps I should seek shelter in the hallway bathroom."

    The best part when I came shooting out of the bedroom yelling for my "Fam Damily" to get in the hallway bathroom in the middle of the house......was my wife telling me to calm down "you're just really buzzed and overreacting. It's not a tornado." Gotta admit....the wife stopped me in my tracks with that one. Had to gut check myself for a minute. Am I just buzzed and hyper-paranoid? Decided I wasn't imagining shit and to resume my panic party. I strongly suggested we debate this further IN THE HALLWAY BATHROOM!

    It felt like forever but was maybe just 5 minutes when the train pulled out of my backyard and left behind some serious rain and thunder. After a few more minutes the thunder and lightning backed off. I turned on the backyard lights and the wife and I opened the back door to see what's going on. We never left the doorway. The metal bars on the 4 corners of the pool enclosure had snapped. More than half the screens were gone or slit. The patio furniture was blown into the pool or thrown against the patio wall. There were roofing shingles all over the place. The patio ceiling had come away from the ceiling support and spewed insulation all around. A huge branch had snapped off one tree and was leaning against another tree in the yard. That's when we heard a loud crack/snap and a heavy thud and decided we might not go outside till daylight. We did look through the windows and front door and it didn't look to bad except in the backyard.

    The next morning we walked the property and I climbed up on the roof. I had to climb back up on the roof and cover/tarp a few small areas where the shingles were now gone and the neighborhood looked like a war zone.

    After I finished the roof I asked the wife if she still thought it was the buzz talking and not a tornado. She said it just sounded like the recent hurricanes and they didn't cause any damage for us. I responded "Good point... but I don't remember the hurricanes sounding like a train. The hurricanes were more like a vacuum cleaner". The wife and I have a thing about admitting when we're wrong so I, grinning from ear to ear, asked the usual question "Are you gonna say the words?" Grudgingly she muttered "You were right and I was wrong". It's almost worth it.......
  25. macbill

    macbill Gregarious Misanthrope

    The Evergreen State

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