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macbill
Last Activity:
Mar 21, 2019 at 11:43 PM
Joined:
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Birthday:
Jan 3, 1953 (Age: 66)
Location:
The Evergreen State
Occupation:
Retired Slacker

macbill

Gregarious Misanthrope, Male, 66, from The Evergreen State

I live in the Measles Capital of the US Mar 13, 2019

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Viewing thread The FC Meme Thread!, Mar 21, 2019 at 11:43 PM
    1. macbill
      macbill
      I live in the Measles Capital of the US
    2. macbill
      macbill
      10 yrs on FC Mar 8th, 2019.
    3. macbill
      macbill
      Only 5 more months of rain!
    4. macbill
      macbill
      Travel Day
    5. macbill
      macbill
      Last rain-free, warm day for a long time.
    6. macbill
      macbill
      3 more nights, then rain for 4-5 months. I weep.
    7. macbill
      macbill
      Well,it's cryin' time again, I'm gonna leave here. I can hear that far-away sound in my sighs...
    8. macbill
      macbill
      A-Week-Away, A-Week-Away, A-Week-Away, A-Week-Away, A-Week-Away, A-Week-Away, A-Week-Away, A-Week-Away,
    9. macbill
      macbill
      Flying home the 25th. Sadness ensues.
    10. macbill
      macbill
      Get off my lanai.....
    11. macbill
      macbill
      Porn gives young people an unrealistic idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.
      1. Helios likes this.
    12. macbill
      macbill
      Watching the ships roll in. Then I watch 'em roll away again.
    13. macbill
      macbill
      Party like it's 2049
    14. macbill
      macbill
      My mind has slipped and it can't get up.
    15. macbill
      macbill
      The kids are throwing rocks on my roof at midnight. Bah - humbug!
    16. macbill
      macbill
      Gold will turn to grey. Youth will fade away.
    17. macbill
      macbill
      They used to heed the words I said, but that was yesterday
    18. macbill
      macbill
      Old and in the way, that's what I heard them say.
    19. macbill
      macbill
      Back Home Safe & Soggy
    20. macbill
      macbill
      Last day SnowBirding. Soon I'm on the Way Home.
    21. macbill
      macbill
      My plants!! My plants!! My rhododendrons and azaleas spray painted with gold paint. I'll get you, my pretties, and all your dogs, too.
    22. macbill
      macbill
      Aghhhh! My lawn has been bleach-bombed! My beautiful, beautiful lawn, gone.
    23. macbill
      macbill
      Who put this burning bag of dog shit on my front porch? I demand answers!
    24. macbill
      macbill
      If I ever catch the kids who did this.......
    25. macbill
      macbill
      I know your parents!!! They'll hear from me!
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Jan 3, 1953 (Age: 66)
    Location:
    The Evergreen State
    Occupation:
    Retired Slacker
    My Vapes and Accessories:
    Too medicated to notate.
    Left to die at an early age, I managed to survive by suckling the teats of wild boars. These were not boring boars; rather, they had their own TV show and were wildly popular in France. Later, I was raised by dwarf pigmies at a time when dwarf pigmies were a considered passé. It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. Later on, it was just OK times.

    Ever since my adoption by first-wave Haight-Ashbury hippies, I've found solace in cannabis. Doesn't hurt that it's legal now.

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    Vaporesso Vecco & Drizzle; Mini NugSmasher; Argo; Hive 2.0; Flick; Dyna Vapcap M; Solo II; Hive; Yocan Explore; Yocan Exgo W4 w/Nero Tech; PAX 3; Auber RDK 300 & Liger Banger 2.0; Yocan Torch; iStick Pico; Yocan Cerum; Yocan Evolve Plus; Aspire K-1; Arizer Air; Mighty; Herbie; Cloud EVOs; Solos; E-nanos; assorted retired paraphernalia

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