The fact that basically all your vapes have failed is odd. Not sure if you abuse them or are just unlucky but I don't consider it the norm.
If folks don't like a vape send it back, if you want something that will never brake, roll a joint, otherwise, folks on this thread, and the firefly 2, IQ, Crafty, etc could stand a little perspective
That must be some good herb I don't think I can get clouds like that one after another. Quite insane!There really should be more GH vids in here....Grasshopper Milk on Temp 5!
There really should be more GH vids in here....Grasshopper Milk on Temp 5!
Sorry, but I think you are just making excuses for companies with poor reliability engineering and QA (to include subcontractor management) because they are vape companies. I suspect many, if not including you, would not tolerate the failure rate seen by some vapes in any other household appliance.
Nobody ever said "will never break". You set up your own straw-man just to knock it down.
But, for example, the GH's continuing quality issues should not, IMO, be excused or tolerated. I own a GH. I love my GH. I don't at all like the continuing product issues we are seeing...in many cases as DOA or infant mortality very soon after shipment. Hopper says that they have their failure rate down to 5% or less. Anybody who knows anything at all about reliability engineering would know this is a completely meaningless metric. If they want to give us mean time between failures, that means something. If they want to give us the failures in some set period like FIT (failures in time) rate, that's meaningful. But these guys were (they say) aerospace engineers and they absolutely know that any reliability figure needs at least a time period. Now, I can't see them having access to population's usage hours to calculate MTBF or FIT. But the figure they came out with is pure marketing spin.
Well, I guess we just see this differently....but no, I don't think my perspective on this issue needs any adjusting. Cheers
That must be some good herb I don't think I can get clouds like that one after another. Quite insane!
You don't throw all your vapes against the wall? I thought you're supposed to do that but ya know i'm just an idiot ...
All kidding aside, my whole point which perhaps was missed in the concern for the welfare of my vapes is that many vapes have QC issues, including products from more established companies. If folks don't like a vape send it back, if you want something that will never brake, roll a joint, otherwise, folks on this thread, and the firefly 2, IQ, Crafty, etc could stand a little perspective and I also suspect separating actually just not liking a product from condemning a product because it's not to YOUR liking.
Also if you check the IQ thread, you'll see the cracked bowl is very common, I actually noticed mine after checking seeing so many reports of it, I bet when i ran over it in my car had nothing to do with it, now excuse me, I need to get my grasshopper out of the microwave so I can flip it, hopefully my pax is done in the washing machine by now ....
I think you are the one missing the point. Nobody is saying that other vapes never fail or never have quality control issues. The point is that the rate at which Grasshoppers currently fail should not be considered acceptable for any product. I'm not saying I want a product that has no chance of failing. I'm saying that a product that is almost guaranteed to fail and continue to do so should not be considered acceptable. The Grasshopper isn't a brand new product anymore, it's been shipping for a while. We aren't talking about a bad batch or something like that. You keep comparing the Grasshopper to other vapes but if you can't see that the rate at which it's failing is unique then I don't know what to tell you.
Nice vid, the sound of you prepping your lungs is awesome, as if your partaking in an enduance competition.There really should be more GH vids in here....Grasshopper Milk on Temp 5!
The difference between your Grasshopper and your other devices is that your Grasshopper will continue to fail with no end in sight. You seem perfectly happy to keep sending it in for repairs but I don't think most people will find that acceptable...and it's a good thing too because if that's the type of quality control we expected from companies then it would happen a lot more often.
And yea you are definitely beating a dead horse with those jokes
Don't make childish accusations like that.
Dude, you're missing a bunch of posts in the last several pages. Your Toronto Hemp Company GH sounds like the two I sent back and am dealing with. These have v2 chargers and GHB2 batteries and are fresh stock I think. Lots of talk about blue light flickering lately....try some of the techniques, otherwise if it bothers you RMA. However I have a strong feeling you will have the same issue after you get it back. Apparently it's normal?
try to unplug charger then first connect charger with your grasshopper and then plug it in the wall socket..ok but is it charging if there are no flashing lights at all ?
try to unplug charger then first connect charger with your grasshopper and then plug it in the wall socket..
please tell me if it helped...
No the difference is I've only sent it in for repairs AS MUCH as my other vapes. I didn't say the were perfect I didn't say the didn't break, I said they break as much as other vapes in my experience and when it's not broken which for the grasshopper AND other vapes (when i'm not cooking them in my stew) is Almost all the time.
I am aware other people have worse experiences than I have with the grasshopper and other vapes, for example folks are always talking about being on the 8th crafty or whatever. And like the crafty, pax2, firefly OG (so far the Firefly 2 is the only vape that has never broke, of course since I don't use it much, it's sorta like who cares), folks that like a vape return and get it fixed, those that don't stop. Grasshopper is not more failure prone in my experience, in fact less compared to say the OG firefly, and still my favorite vape, by a significant margin.
Can we just leave at I'm a fanboy for grasshopper like everyone knows and I'm always going to point out that btw still best vape, still crowd sourced, still a startup and still crushing the competition when not merely coming in as a tie against better capitalized, and more estabaliahed company.
The key being they have the best vape! Not like i haven't been trying others and buying them and enjoying them, Grasshopper is just simply better so grab your hopper if you have one and .
unless of course it's broken, in which case get your arizer out of the microwave, it's probably ready now anyway
I don't know if I'm a fanboy, but I have a considerable investment in the hoppers. I own 2 of them and a large amount of accessories and infrastructure specifically for them. I'm not blind to their shortcomings. One of them is on its way back from a non-productive warranty claim check-up at Hopper Labs as we speak. (Intermittent failures they could not replicate.)
I look at it this way [WARNING!! DANGER!!! Automotive analogy imminent!!!! Don protective gear and prepare to engage emergency protocols!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't say you weren't warned]:
There are cars designed to reliably get you where you want to go with a minimum of fuss. Like a Toyota, say. Then there are vehicles designed and built for those who love high performance driving and tinkering with their vehicles to maximize that performance. As I understand it, there is a certain pleasure in the routines of maintenance and tinkering to get those high performance vehicles running at their peak. That's a different relationship than Toyota drivers have with their cars and that's how I am with my hoppers.
My Vapor Brothers desktop is my Toyota pickup. My Focus Pro is my Camry. No muss, no fuss. They get me where I want to go - birdland - without having to pay any particular attention to them.
My hoppers are my McLaren F1 supercars. When they are working at peak performance there is nothing like them on the road. But they require "a lot " of attention (relative to my other vapes) in terms of care. And they spend more time in the shop. Just like a British sports car. (Having said that, I had to get through two defective Focus vapes before I got my reliable one.)
At this point in my life I am fortunate enough to be able to spend time and money on these vaping supercars. And because my physical condition leaves me unable to do much else, I have some fun maintaining and babying my supercars, which I enjoy doing. I've got 2 (like I said, I'm very lucky), so if one is in the shop (like now), I carry on with the other. If both end up in the shop, I'll be fine tooling around in my Toyotas.
Rich guys with supercars can also afford the on-call engineers to keep them running. I've got you "guys" (not assuming genders) and the Hopper labs' lifetime warranty.
As for the "hoppers should be as reliable as other appliances" notion: We're now at the point where appliance salespeople push their warranty plans because the appliances are now so complicated and made with so much focus on the bottom line that they are almost guaranteed to break. Yes, I want the hoppers to be more reliable and I want HL to live long and prosper. I hope they do so by eventually being more reliable than other appliances; not aiming for the same low bar.
Well, that was exhausting. I gotta go rest.
try to unplug charger then first connect charger with your grasshopper and then plug it in the wall socket..
please tell me if it helped...