Kermit Cops a Fuck
I know, right? I turned off my government notifications once that "option" came available. But, when the alert went out, the office went nuts. Some thought it was an announcement WE were specifically quarantined because of exposure. But, the noise woke up all but the most sound desk sleeper.
Because of a new California decree, my timeshare must close its doors to all visitors. My SnowBird days are over this season. Fuck. Ain't no sunshine where I'm from. It's not warm when I'm back home. Ain't no sunshine where I'm from. And I'm always home alone any time I'm not away.