So last night my wife asked me to go to the store to buy her a wine and to pick up a red box video. I was pretty lit already since I have been "practicing" with my new omni all day. I picked up my VC and headed to the door. The VC is a wonderful analog experience with vaping. The whole process is so relaxing and as some have said somewhat ritualistic. As nice as the VC is for sitting and vaping. It is not a very good device for walking and vaping.
Having said that, I was walking to the 711 which is only two blocks away from my home, trying to take a few hits off my VC at the same time. I warmed up my Blackwood Omni at the door and took my first few draws off of a new capful. Ahhh flavor. As I was walking it became apparent to me that it was much colder than I had anticipated. I zipped up my nice leather jacket and after about a block, paused to turn from the wind and heat up my little vapor wonder boy. Back to the wind and to the direction of the 711 I heated up with my 4 flame torch lighter till I heard the familiar click, most probably attained at a temperature nearing or at about 395 degrees fahrenheit, and did a quick James Dean turn and pulled my titanium dream up to my lips to take a puff.
I guess when I puff on that bad boy i must touch the mouthpiece to the tip of my tongue when I draw. I never realized that until that night. Until last night. As I placed the mouthpiece on my lips to draw in a hit of that brand new batch of agent orange, I heard a hissing sound. The hissing sound was followed by a stinging sensation on my lip and tongue. ... ARRRGG I had tried to take a drag off of the cap. Man did that hurt. 390+ degrees do not sit will with the soft tissue of the lips and tongue. I pulled it away from my mouth oh so quickly. I wiped my lips and thought.. well I shouldn't waste a capful. So I put the omni back up to my lips and took a legit hit. I figured it might help with the pain also.
It was about 40 ft later I realized that the cap had fallen off of the Omni. At this point my mouth was burning so bad that I could barely focus on the fact I lost a 20.00 cap. The thought did cross my mind however that this is the weak point of the system. You must keep a backup cap at all times. (Luckily I have one and was not too worried). On the way back, sans video since the redbox said "no order waiting at this redbox" I took a quick look near where I burned my lips but no luck. I even came back out with a light and looked longer. I told my wife about it and that the video was not in there.
My wife at this point stated that she wanted the movie and that she would go check. I insisted I had checked right however.. she said she was gonna go and "Where exactly did you lose that little piece". I begrudgingly told her the approximate location. Oh did I mention it was dark outside. She left.
About 5 minutes later I get a text saying.. "I found it and I got the movie". she came back to the house and found the freaking cap.. in the dark... not knowing exactly where it was at. I gave her mad props and I thought shit I really lost some brain cell props on this one. I did however call her out on the redbox. I told her "there is no way you had that dvd ordered because I know i did it right and it was not on order". She confessed that she did not press the "order" button on her phone.
Thank god for wives of 25 plus years lol. oh.. and guys dont believe her when she tries to pull that technology crap on ya... ha.
Now where is that silly remote?
GW