Discussion in 'The Vapor Lounge' started by Purple-Days, Aug 26, 2008.
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians?
One hundred people who don't do dick.
One day, Jesus was preaching to a large crowd gathered around a woman who was being accused of adultery. Jesus said to the crowd, "Whoever among you is free of sin, let them throw the first stone."
After a moment, a little old lady ran out from behind the crowd and threw a huge rock.
Jesus looked at her for a moment and then said "Aw, Ma, sometimes you really piss me off."
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