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Discussion in 'The Vapor Lounge' started by Purple-Days, Aug 26, 2008.

  1. Nooky72

    Nooky72 Dog Marley

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  2. Exsmoker

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    A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking in single file.

    The Jewish man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the Italian man walking the dog and said: "I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen an Italian funeral like this. Whose funeral, is it?"

    "My wife's."

    ''What happened to her?"

    "She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."

    He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"

    “My mother-in-law. She came to help my wife and the dog turned on her and killed her also."

    It was a very poignant and touching moment of Jewish and Italian brotherhood.

    Silence passed between the two men.

    The Jewish man then asked "Can I borrow the dog?"

    The Italian man replied, "Get in line."
     
  3. grampa_herb

    grampa_herb CO2 oil bigot

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    "Wife who put husband in doghouse soon to find husband in cathouse." Confucious

    "Baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk. " Confucious

    "Man who wants nurse, must be patient." Confucious

    "Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time." Confucious
     
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  5. Helios

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    Man who put foot in mouth, get athletes tongue.

    Man go through airport turn style sideways, going to Bangkok.:rofl:
     
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    Nooky72 Dog Marley

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  7. stark1

    stark1 Keep on smilin

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    What’s the difference between a kale salad, and a pussy.

    (You don’t eat the kale salad) :popcorn:


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  11. Ramahs

    Ramahs Fucking Combustion (mostly) Since February 2017

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