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    This explains so much!
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    (if you don't get the joke, watch the movie Idiocracy)
     
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    Had to read it a few times before I got it. Good one.

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    A five-year-old and a four-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom.

    "You know what?" says the five-year-old, "I think it's about time we start swearing." The four-year-old nods his head in approval. The 5-year-old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna say "hell", and you say "ass", okay?" The four-year-old agrees with great enthusiasm!

    The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the five-year-old what he wants for breakfast, "Aw hell Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."

    .....WHACK!

    He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs bawling.

    The mom looks at the four-year-old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I'm not sure," he says, "but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios."
     
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    I feel stupid because I have no idea why this is funny. I’ve reread it, I’m just stupid.
     
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    https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=A top

    A top a top = on top, the pleasure giver.
    "I told him/her that i wanted to please him/her to their every sexual desire, they replied" I do it the opposite way, im a top."
    #top#gay#lesbian#on top#sex.

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    In Canada, you're more likely to die from a moose kick than from terrorism.

    Those damn mooselimbs.
     
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