Discussion in 'The Vapor Lounge' started by Purple-Days, Aug 26, 2008.
This explains so much!
(if you don't get the joke, watch the movie Idiocracy)
Had to read it a few times before I got it. Good one.
A five-year-old and a four-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom.
"You know what?" says the five-year-old, "I think it's about time we start swearing." The four-year-old nods his head in approval. The 5-year-old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna say "hell", and you say "ass", okay?" The four-year-old agrees with great enthusiasm!
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the five-year-old what he wants for breakfast, "Aw hell Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs bawling.
The mom looks at the four-year-old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I'm not sure," he says, "but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios."
I feel stupid because I have no idea why this is funny. I’ve reread it, I’m just stupid.
A top a top = on top, the pleasure giver.
"I told him/her that i wanted to please him/her to their every sexual desire, they replied" I do it the opposite way, im a top."
In Canada, you're more likely to die from a moose kick than from terrorism.
Those damn mooselimbs.
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