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Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

Discussion in 'Medical Discussion' started by mvapes, May 16, 2013.

  1. mvapes

    mvapes Surrounded by the healthy!

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    I heard Australian spiders have email and will send a picture out of the mother fucker that killed their daddy! Ship - you'll be feared by spiders on every continent! Or, bite THAT fucker and give it Parkinson's! Shaking spiders can't sneak up on shit! :uhoh:
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    "Harden the fuck up", you sound like my Wife!
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    Shipdit, have you ever captured a spider and cooed at it gently before letting it go to scamper in the wild? The spidey word will get out and you will be the MAN! Spiders will be all over you ... hanging off your tits, swimming in your soup, crawling out your arse. No longer will you be affeared of God's eight-legged companion, the humble & lovable spider!

    Or you could take the other route. Didn't Hunter S. Thompson smoke adrenochrome from spider extract?
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    I'm going with Hunters plan,just gotta figure out how to milk adrenochrome from a spider. I was able to milk some out of a dead Cuban who floated over on a garage door and it worked pretty well!
    Be nice to spiders? No offense but the day I see one on my tits will be the day they lock me up for good. The mind recoils at the horror,oh God the horror!
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    satyrday Well-Known Member

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    DEAD Cuban! You are a humanitarian.
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    Parkinson's vs. Alzheimer's.....I think I'd rather spill some weed than forget where I put the bag...:tup:
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    Best. Movie. Ever!

    This may not be a cure,but it will give you a case of "I don't give a shits" for a while!
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    mvapes Surrounded by the healthy!

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    Yes please!!
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    mvapes Surrounded by the healthy!

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    stickstones Wasted Staff Member

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    are those pics for real?
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    Not my last one,that's the result of playing around with color,contrast and ther stuff I know nothing about.
    But you gotta admit you'd buy it if it was offered to ya!
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    mvapes Surrounded by the healthy!

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    I would buy that in a second, I was told my picture was real although I have not confirmed it. The last time I saw anything that color there were numerous other drugs involved.
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    I want to take the two of you to the rippers one day...shaky lap dances all around :D
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    Don't promise if you can't deliver! Not sure about my shaky Bro, but I'm just stupid enough to drive to Canada for a good lap dance!
    If I can stay at your place I'll work for the privilege. Shaking paint,aerosol cans, or just giving your neighbor the finger 1000 times a minute...these are skills I would be happy to share!
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    mvapes Surrounded by the healthy!

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    If you want to see the dark side of Tweek, then we can't stay at my place. :spliff:
  20. Enchantre

    Enchantre A short, pithy statement

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    You can all come on over here...

    ... we have cookies.




    ....Girl Scout Cookies. ;)
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    You had me at Girl Scouts!:love: I'll be there as soon as I can come up with a good lie for the Wife. I'd love to bring her along but she takes so many pee-stops it would take a month. A long month.
    Not sure about Tweeks dark side,I'm thinking the Incredible Hulk wielding a Vape he won somewhere. For the sake of brevity let's just call his dark side Twulk. :lol:
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    But are there strippers? :razz:
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    I've got a thong....just in case of emergencies of course.
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    Enchantre A short, pithy statement

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    Nachos must be brought.
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    Stu Maconheiro Staff Member

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    I'll take care of the nachos... Tweek, you take care of the strippers for us all, ok?

    Cool. Thanks. :)

    :peace:

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