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Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

Discussion in 'Medical Discussion' started by mvapes, May 16, 2013.

  1. Meremoth

    Meremoth AKA ♫ Stinky Wizzleteats ♫

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    Hahaha, I get the same impression. :rofl:
     
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  2. stickstones

    stickstones Wasted Staff Member

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    shake'n'vape has a nice ring to it, if you're a Ricky Bobby fan.

    I'm glad you're on the forum. You bring good stuff!
     
  3. Armerad

    Armerad Puffin'

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    Best of luck to you, mvapes!

    My thoughts are with you in your fight against PD.

    :rockon:Rock on, dude!
     
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  4. mvapes

    mvapes Surrounded by the healthy!

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    Shipdit might scare my Parkinson's away! He and I are good friends and since I have known him it is hard to believe that my mother didn't sleep around. :cool: I think we were somehow separated at birth.

    And tweek, your diagnosis makes sense - My next MRI is looking for confirmation on badmotherfuckeritis! Thanks to you all I am fucking ready to fight.

    So - here is my first update - last night was my first night on numerous medications. One, which the Dr thought may be an issue with my asthma but wanted to try it anyway because if it hadn't the good would certainly outweigh the bad. Well, it effected my breathing immediately and am getting ready to go pick up it's replacement. On the positive side, one of the other meds (mirapex) stopped my tremors for a bit and I actually fell asleep on my own. :tup:


    Actually, it could have been the four ELB's before bed too.... :rockon:

    Thanks to all of you again for joining my party here... Let's shake it up people!!!

    [​IMG]
     
  5. Tweek

    Tweek Well-Known Member

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    I think you need a second opinion from this guy...

     
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  6. momofthegoons

    momofthegoons vapor accessory addict Staff Member

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    I do believe Shipdit plans to fart it out.....
     
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  7. RUDE BOY

    RUDE BOY Space is the Place

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    Fuckin' Aye mvapes and ShipDit sorry to hear about your unexpected and unwanted challenges ahead . They say adversity breeds character and since you both have plenty of that already, I'd put my money on ya beating this mother down for many years to come . I myself was givin' a prognoses of not having a snowballs chance in hell of seeing another B-day , 22 years ago . you guys keep those chins up , you Both have a whole big shitload of good livin' to Do . Peace and all Blessings to Ya .
     
  8. mvapes

    mvapes Surrounded by the healthy!

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    Me and Ship!

    We may shake but....

    [​IMG]
     
  9. satyrday

    satyrday Well-Known Member

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    I wish you the best mvapes, shipdit, and everyone else on this forum who comes here for some relief from the bad hand they've been dealt. This place is close to heaven because we can all leave our bodies behind and come together in spirit. I'm pulling for you.
     
  10. Tweek

    Tweek Well-Known Member

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    Remind me to never go dancing with you guys. You will out shake me on the dance floor :spliff:
     
  11. Stu

    Stu Maconheiro Staff Member

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    Theme song for this thread....I like the dance, too. :lol:

    On a side note: I consider myself to be a "shaker" as well. I've had ET (Essential Tremor) for the last 10 years or so (thanks, mom). It's a progressive neurological disorder that has no cure. I've been on medication for it for years (propanolol) but the medicine just makes the tremors less severe than they would normally be. Writing and eating certain foods (eating rice with a plastic fork is an exercise in futility for me) are my biggest problems. I have the handwriting of a 3 year old even when I'm not using crayons. I also have a 4x greater risk of Parkinsons myself.

    Let's shake it up, guys! :rockon:

    :peace:
     
  12. Tweek

    Tweek Well-Known Member

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    You guys could also open up a shiatsu massage clinic together. The vibrating bros....or something along those lines.:party:
     
  13. mvapes

    mvapes Surrounded by the healthy!

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    And with decent tips happy endings are a no brainer.
     
  14. Tweek

    Tweek Well-Known Member

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    Been hittin it all day for ya, bros

    [​IMG]
     
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  15. stickstones

    stickstones Wasted Staff Member

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    This thread is probably gonna live on...it's a great place for all the useless, hilarious banter I find you (mvapes, shipdit, satyrday, tweek, et al) involved in throughout this forum!
     
  16. lwien

    lwien Well-Known Member

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    Just read this thread.

    First off, to mvapes and shipdit...........thoughts and good vibes going out to both of you guys.

    Secondly, just to keep things in perspective here, I have a HVY Mini-Beaker that I want to put up for a prize to whatever Parkinson's joke gets the most likes simply because when one is in the midst of a serious battle, a bit of comic relief now and then makes the warrior that much stronger and anything that I/we can do to help in that regard, is a good thing for all of us.

    So.........with that in mind, HVY Mini-Beaker with diffused downstem to whichever joke gets the most likes. Contest ends 12:00PM on May 31st. One joke per post with as many posts as you like.

    mvapes and shipdit, this is for you guys.

    Oh, and if my joke get the most likes, I keep my fucking mini-beaker. :cool:
     
  17. lwien

    lwien Well-Known Member

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    "If I had Parkinson's, I'd glue my hand to my cock."
     
  18. Tweek

    Tweek Well-Known Member

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    They should just tell all the chicks at the bar, they have porkinsons.
     
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  19. Enchantre

    Enchantre A short, pithy statement

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    Old Jack & Myrtle were sweethearts at the nursing home. In the evenings, they would sit together in her room, and Myrtle would place her hand gently in Jack's lap, and keep it there while they talked.
    After a while, Jack stopped coming to Myrtle's room - he started visiting Sally.
    "Jack, I don't understand," Myrtle complained.
    "Myrtle, honey, it isn't that I don't care for you," Jack explained. "But, you see, Sally has Parkinson's..."
     
  20. Tweek

    Tweek Well-Known Member

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    Found this one online:

    Was being chased by a guy with Parkinson's the other day. For the life of me i couldn't shake him off!

     
  21. Quetzalcoatl

    Quetzalcoatl SPACE GOD 宇宙

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    I'll, uh... shake it up from my chair. Sometimes I feel like I'm :myday:
     
  22. Stu

    Stu Maconheiro Staff Member

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    I was at a urinal when I realized standing to my left was Muhammad Ali and to my right was Michael J. Fox...bad day to wear sandals.:disgust:

    :peace:
     
  23. Tweek

    Tweek Well-Known Member

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    Bad news, Stu...now you too, have Parkinson's.
     
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  24. mvapes

    mvapes Surrounded by the healthy!

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    So I got a call earlier from the diagnostic center scheduling an MRI for next week. It's gonna be funny when they say - ok sir, don't move....


    Good luk with that shit!After Iweins contest, me and ship are are shooting a harlem shakes video.
     
  25. Stu

    Stu Maconheiro Staff Member

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    Good news, Tweek... I plagiarized. :nod:

    Besides, don't give Shipdit any ideas. If he thought that he could give people Parkinson's by merely pissing on them, he'd be whipping out his pecker every time someone looked at him sideways. Imagine the chaos at the local food court for god's sake. [​IMG]:myday:

    :peace:
     

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