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Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

Discussion in 'Medical Discussion' started by mvapes, May 16, 2013.

  1. mvapes

    mvapes Surrounded by the healthy!

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    Your making shipdit sound crazy, he more a fucking psycho! And I mean this in a nice way.


    It's awesome how im amongst my friends here whom I spend most of my spare time talking to. I tell stories of all of you ans some ofyou have truly become part of my heart. Meanwhile if we sat next to each other at a bar we'd have no idea. Unless of course your sitting next to a jew covered in tattoos, vibrating, farting, and most likely have bloodshot eyes. Good chance it one of us! If they have a someone in a headlock, then thats probably ship!
  2. mvapes

    mvapes Surrounded by the healthy!

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    Ok - so don't stand next to someone at a soup buffet who has PD. It could be UGLY!

    Anyways, I had a my first reality check today and to be honest it kind of fucked me up a bit. I went to target and when paying using my debit card I couldn't get my pin right and took forever following the prompts. When the cashier realized I was having trouble she jumped in and helped. That was an awful feeling...


    I guess its a good thing that I was on the way back from picking up a zipper of og kush! :rockon:

    This was my first challenge out there, score Mike 1 and Parkinson's 0! If I could handle ShipDits farts I can handle this shit!
  3. momofthegoons

    momofthegoons vapor accessory addict Staff Member

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    Oh honey...... you can't let those fucking debit/credit machines get to you!!! Don't you know that it's all part of the "big" conspiracy? They make every fucking one of them different so that no one knows how to use them. And they have built in "trolls" that make them act like you never swiped your card or sign your name right.

    No.... this had nothing to do with the PD..... it was part of the plot.... :tinfoil:
  4. Meremoth

    Meremoth AKA ♫ Stinky Wizzleteats ♫

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    If it's any consolation, I've seen people use real pens/markers to do those digital sign-outs.
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  5. mvapes

    mvapes Surrounded by the healthy!

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    Well at least my wife put some of my new superpowers to the test and said the mission was a total success followed by...I need a cigarette! :cool:
  6. dorkus_molorkus

    dorkus_molorkus My member is well known

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    hey bro,

    been away for a bit & just popped in. sorry to hear of your latest news, good to see brother shipdit is keeping it all to the right side of funny and you are ok overall.
    funny is good, funny is helpful.

    You take care of yourself & remember..................

    Batshit crazy is the only way to roll. :rockon:
  7. mvapes

    mvapes Surrounded by the healthy!

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    If it wasn't for Batshit crazy my doctor make a lot less money. Hey - what if the voices in my head get Parkinson's? Then those fuckers will never leave me alone!
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    dorkus_molorkus My member is well known

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    If so, would those voices have a stutter?
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  9. mvapes

    mvapes Surrounded by the healthy!

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    Either that or i'm gonna be going off to the left all the time. :mental:
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  10. RUDE BOY

    RUDE BOY Space is the Place

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    could be worse they could have tourette's .

    EDIT: or worse you could start leaning to the right .
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  11. satyrday

    satyrday Well-Known Member

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    Start yelling back at them and people won't give you shit. Slap 'em out of your own face before going to bed for a long and peaceful sleep.
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  12. Crumpet

    Crumpet Active Member

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    My best wishes to you, mvapes and shipdit. I greatly admire how you're handling this with a certain macabre sense of humor. It reminds me of how my grandfather (who was more like a father to me than anyone else) dealt with it - he was diagnosed with Parkinson's in his 60s. He's been gone for over ten years now, and I still really miss that man.
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  13. Enchantre

    Enchantre A short, pithy statement

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    "Here, shake this for me"

    :science:
  14. satyrday

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    It's got to be hard at this stage not to notice every little possible symptom, even things that might just be a normal quirk. It's like trying not to think of an elephant. I could imagine myself psyching out pretty bad (especially if over-herbalized). Hopefully you keep it all in perspective and remember that it could end up being a mild case, which is not so uncommon, or even lifting entirely like how sometimes things mysteriously/miraculously do. Keep your hopes up.
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  15. Tweek

    Tweek Well-Known Member

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    Hey guys, what's shaking?
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    satyrday Well-Known Member

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    I feel shitty doing this, but there is a prize at stake:


    Doctor's orders!

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  18. mvapes

    mvapes Surrounded by the healthy!

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    JCat Well-Known Member

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    Hey mvapes ... been away for a few days and just stumbled on this thread this morning. Best of luck to you ... life can sure throw you some curve balls ...
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  22. Tweek

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    Just think about...you will never experience that horrible feeling of tucking your pecker into your pants after a good piss, and realizing that you didn't shake properly.
  23. mvapes

    mvapes Surrounded by the healthy!

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    Or I shake it vigorously until I bust a n.......
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    Tweek Well-Known Member

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    You will become a master motor-boater, that's for sure :D
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