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CERA, the wait & gibberish thread

Discussion in 'The Vapor Lounge' started by smokum, Dec 12, 2012.

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When will I get my CERA ?

Poll closed Feb 6, 2013.
  1. Next Week (Dec 17-22)

    21.7%
  2. Just Before Christmas

    1.4%
  3. Hopefull By NewYears

    13.0%
  4. Not Until AFTER NewYears

    34.8%
  5. Who Cares.... It'll Get Here When It Gets Here

    29.0%
  1. smokum

    smokum I am who I am and your approval isn't needed!

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    Silly woman....... you all think that us guys are so mono emotional or characteristic, where you have no idea that we only 'allow' you to see our one (maybe two) side. If you o-n-l-y knew you'd be afraid.... so very very afraid :ninja::evil::ninja: :rockon:



    COOL !...... so what'd ya order ?

    ps: I'm an online shop-a-holic, so I'm ALWAYS waiting on 'something' !
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  2. Dreamerr

    Dreamerr Always in a state of confusion and silliness♀

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    It is not much better in states that are legal cept cali. I heard on the news yesterday they want $500 an ounce...sic price. I don't even want to know what they want for oils and stuff. You also have to pay a fee to get in and give finger prints or that is what I heard. I haven't made my way cause I think you need an appointment the news said another stupid ass thing.
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  3. Dreamerr

    Dreamerr Always in a state of confusion and silliness♀

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    Bad boy I am telling your woman.:brow:
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  4. 2ndSight

    2ndSight Active Member

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    Hey folks!

    I'm brand new here but have been following the cera thread intently, placed my pre-order last week. :tup:

    I saw Carlo's post about proactively adding items to your pre-order, and i read that Noah was scrambling to get the thermal sleeves manufactured asap in order to possibly offer them as an option to us pre-orders--so i emailed TET to inquire about it. i'll pass along the response i got in case anyone else was wondering about this as well:

    "Unfortunately, we are not offering the thermal sleeves quite yet - that post was more for cartridges or batteries that people would like to add on to orders. Keep an eye out, we'll let you know when they'll be available for sale and once they are, I can certainly add one to your order if it hasn't been shipped yet!"

    So it sounds like we'll likely be rockin our cera's 'condomless' for a bit, but i don't mind really, was just trying to save myself the extra shipping charge.

    On an unrelated note, i'm digging the FC forums, so thanks to those of you who post all this great information! I was a member on the wonderfully informative OverGrow forums back in the day and have been happily vapin' hard with my Vriptech rig for 10+ years now (all thanks to what i learned on OG) and have recently been introduced to the Cloud as well. Refreshing to find reliable vaporizer discussion with friendly folks that's not purely marketing hype. I also gotta give mad mad props to Noah for plugging a competing company (in a recent EO vid) and acknowledging Mark's innovation over the years, extremely gracious of TET to do so, and has boosted my confidence in TET and their products tenfold (love to see 2 great innovators collab'ing) Anyway time to end this rant...the Cloud is warmed up by now :spliff:

    Must...stay vaped....to forget how impatient i am in awaiting my preorder....hehe
  5. smokum

    smokum I am who I am and your approval isn't needed!

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    Oh 'SHE' knows............ poor thing just thinks I'm :mental:
  6. Tweek

    Tweek Well-Known Member

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    You're batshit :mental:



    :lmao:
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  7. Dreamerr

    Dreamerr Always in a state of confusion and silliness♀

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    She is correct but aren't most of us on here.

    Ok so no condoms hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I always wonder why they don't put small stuff in a regular envelope for 41 cents or whatever it costs. It is a piece of rubber and can ship for just about nothing. No packing material or any of the nonsense needed.

    On another not please if you use yahoo mail even for not this site can you check it. My mail looks so different then it did 15 minutes ago and no settings to fix it. I was using classic mail and now it is huge print like a three year olds book. It doesn't even go across the whole screen and now of course I am mad and obsessed with why. Damn refresh is gone too. Wtf did they do jerks.
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  8. iamn3ko

    iamn3ko Well-Known Member

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    Yes! Lol makes a lot more sense now! Thanks for explaining it ha.

    But the end of the world kind of made sense as well

    Kudos
  9. OF

    OF Well-Known Member

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    Pony pucky. No door charges, no finger prints, no record kept of your visit really. No appointments. It's a shop, they want your business. As to price and availability, here's a couple of my favorite dispensary's menus, you decide:
    http://elementalwellnesscenter.com/menu/index.php
    http://www.sjwellness.com/cgi/comme...Templates/Your_Skin/HTN/SearchResult-smo.html

    Also note there's will call and delivery......

    OF
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  10. iamn3ko

    iamn3ko Well-Known Member

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    Yeah Cali's dope. Not to brag. But never had any issues here, feel comfortable, people are used to it so you don't have to worry about pissing people off, no sketchy dealers or anything, and quite the beautiful selection (at most GOOD shops)

    As for getting your rec, there's MANY doctors that want to help. Very easy, seen them as low as like $35 for new patients and $25 for renewals here in LA.
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  11. Tweek

    Tweek Well-Known Member

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    The fact that we are all so excited to wrap our lips around a dildo shaped device, disturbs me greatly.
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  12. Dreamerr

    Dreamerr Always in a state of confusion and silliness♀

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    OF you trying to make me jealous and you succeeded waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Our renewal for no services is $150 same as new. You also have to supply a new pic and a few other things including a new doc note even if you are disabled for life. I have to give what I now call my yearly tax donation to the state for no reason just like a lot of the taxes.

    Those prices per gram are high though in the first place even an ounce is high. You are in an expensive area oh well. I guess I am not driving to you lol...you can relax now.

    3/8s hmmmmmmmm like I said no brain. They will answer eventually or maybe OF can measure.
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  13. ShipDit

    ShipDit 1%

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    Wrap your lips around it and gently breathe until you recieve pleasure......nope,nothing gay here.
    I used to use this line a lot, It worked on most all my relatives. :disgust:
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  14. Dreamerr

    Dreamerr Always in a state of confusion and silliness♀

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    I am packing now to drive to OF's house to go to his dispensary. I hope you have a bed for me with a tv.

    Tweek I think it was just that you shouldn't use anything but the ufo cause it just works and prevents leaks better. He said it is "almost" leak proof. Maybe putting on a different top will make it more likely to leak.
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  15. iamn3ko

    iamn3ko Well-Known Member

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    It was weird for a second, my girlfriend was a little weirded out, but I'm over it, she gets it. Once she tries it out, she'll love it and understand.

    I'm comfortable enough with my sexuality to succulentley and passionately suck on the Cera for hours and hours, maybe even share it with a few of my closest friends.

    Given they are STD free
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  16. NoddingDonkey

    NoddingDonkey Oil, Glass & I'm a bit of an ass

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    buy a box of blue popsicles and eat one every 4 hours until your Cera arrives. If you can walk around with blue lips all day you're probably secure enough with your sexuality to hit the Cera in public.

    As for the condoms...dont lie, you'd bareback it the first time even if you did have a sleeve on the table. Nothing bad ever happens the first time...3 grams later your Cera has adhered to the palm of your hand and you're too faded to feel your melted skin.
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  17. smokum

    smokum I am who I am and your approval isn't needed!

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    This is all getting somewhat obscure with a hint of disturbing if you ask me....... :tinfoil:

    *just sayin :ugh:
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  18. Dreamerr

    Dreamerr Always in a state of confusion and silliness♀

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    I look at it as they are bored so leaving in there "dreams" hehehehehe
  19. fake name

    fake name Well-Known Member

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    Ive had people reference my Solo as looking like a sex toy, as well as the Rev. I figure people are gonna see what theyre gonna see.

    Oh smokum, thanks for the interest, I'm getting a classic style Gong all clear. I cracked the ground joint of my go to bubbler and I'm waiting onthe blower to send me a po box# to get it fixed, so actually I'm waiting on three things. The one I'm getting is just a back up and for now. Making them both vape exclusive. I think ill get the solo adapter too, so four things to wait on vape wise in total.
  20. Dogman

    Dogman Vaporist Extrordinair

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    Damn OF, you just made my heart skip a beat. Delivery ... of all things. It gives me hope for the future, if I didn't live in Indiana that is. I can always dream ..

    The prices are cheaper than they are here, but not by much. The selection is what blows me away! I feel like a very lucky man most of the time, I have a great life, how sweet it would be to be able to go to a apothecary and select what I like from their shelves, just like it wasn't something to be ashamed of. REAL medicine.

    Sorry, totally off topic, just the late night ramblings of an old man.

    Now back to the topic at hand, WHEN WILL I BE ABLE TO AFFORD A CERA? (hopefully soon:nod:)
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  21. dorkus_molorkus

    dorkus_molorkus My member is well known

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    I said it before

    gay cera, cera.



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  22. jambandphan03

    jambandphan03 Vapor Goddess

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    my yahoo mail changed too, I refreshed my inbox and it changed.

    I would say its a safe bet that the lack of TET presence is them being super busy trying to get our orders put together, and the vapes built. If they had a cap of 500 units, that's a lot of work to do in a short time.
    No news is good news. :D
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  23. TheRobbo

    TheRobbo Well-Known Member

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    Rest assured that if the world ends for us down here on the bottom of the world, I will do my duty as a human being and be sure to let you all know in time so you can go out with style :rockon:

    In other news, I'm soooooooooooo going nuts waiting for Cera :horse: I keep finding myself imagening what it is going to be like useing her/it (just feels wrong calling her it)
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  24. DannyVi

    DannyVi Well-Known Member

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    I would murder you for that lol, dont think ill ever get to try those :(. Anyone know what color the light switch lights up?
  25. ShipDit

    ShipDit 1%

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    Well let's get ready to start stalking the mail-man again. Can't afford to miss him,not after this long.
    Got some fresh KillerBud for you Cera.....
    This is nuts. I know Cera won't be here today. "How could you possibly be sure of such a thing" you ask?
    Easy,I haven't yet ordered one.... yet. So I'm pretty sure no Cera for me today.:(
    But you never know.
    Stay in the bushes,stay low,stay still.
    When he goes to make the drop,that's when we strike.

    Why am I wearing tinfoil,and what the fuck am I doing in the bushes....again?
    WHO DOES THIS CAT BELONG TO?!?!?
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