Weird News Stories of the Day.....

[macbill]

"Trump Man" Guilty In Serial Pooping Spree​

The self-described “Trump man” who repeatedly defecated and urinated in front of a neighbor’s home because the residents are Joe Biden-supporting Democrats has been found guilty and sentenced for his nasty antics, Ohio court records show.

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Blue Lives Matter​

Police Union Gives 'Officer Of The Year' Award To A Cop Who Spent Last Year Suspended​

Molina seemed an odd choice for the honor, primarily because he didn’t work a single day in 2020. He spent the entire year on paid administrative leave that ultimately lasted 19 months — from September 2019 to April 2021, according to Tom Madruga, a contract attorney for the city.

 

[macbill]

Oblivious lottery winner carried $39M winning ticket in purse for weeks​

A German woman unknowingly walked around for weeks with a lottery ticket worth nearly $40 million in her purse.

 

[macbill]

 

[Planck]

Of course the churches are over their heads involved in this. The catholic church is by far the worst, absolutely fucking disgusting.

 

[macbill]

Man killed in Arizona bee attack, 100-pound hive removed​

A swarm of bees killed a man and injured five other people when their massive, 100-pound hive was disturbed at an Arizona home, authorities said.

 

[macbill]

A Research Vessel Found SpongeBob Lookalikes A Mile Under The Ocean's Surface​

An ocean expedition exploring more than a mile under the surface of the Atlantic captured a startlingly silly sight this week: a sponge that looked very much like SpongeBob SquarePants.

 

[cybrguy]

Well, there are just so many ways to go with this one. I guess I will just leave it up to your own imagination...

This woman has the largest mouth in the world, according to Guinness | CNN

TikTok is full of users with big mouths, but one star on the social media platform just proved hers is quite literally the largest.

www.cnn.com

 

[macbill]

Man has Feelings.... very special Feelings

Man duct-taped to seat after allegedly groping flight attendants

An “aggressive” passenger on a Frontier Airlines flight was duct-taped to his seat after allegedly groping two flight attendants and assaulting another, video shows.

nypost.com

 

[kel]

Fish with human teeth!?

Fish with 'human' teeth caught in North Carolina

The creature, caught in North Carolina, is believed to be a sheepshead fish.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[macbill]

Holy coming out, Batman: Robin is bisexual, new comic confirms

Robin is officially queer, according to the latest installment of DC comic “Batman: Urban Legends,” in which the hero agrees to on a date with the character Bernard Dowd.

nypost.com

 

[kel]

Holy coming out, Batman: Robin is bisexual, new comic confirms

Robin is officially queer, according to the latest installment of DC comic “Batman: Urban Legends,” in which the hero agrees to on a date with the character Bernard Dowd.

nypost.com

This would be weirder if he came out as straight.... surely?

 

[TheThriftDrifter]

What! Batman isn't coming out too?

 

[kel]

w00t - no tv?*

Bilsdale transmitter fire: TV and radio for 1m off air indefinitely

The operators of a transmitter which serves part of northern England cannot say when it will be fixed.

www.bbc.co.uk

* I don't care, haven't watched tv my entire adult life, but I imagine this is going to be weird for some!

p.s. BBC also attacking the NHS again today, they are relentlessly pushing the idea that the NHS is broken, this time it's ambulances being held in queues instead of doing their job - the same story on the home page twice with different shock tactic headlines.

 

[macbill]

Rudy Giuliani will now send you a personalized Cameo message for $199

Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani can now be hired for $199 to send anyone a personalized message on celebrity site, Cameo.

nypost.com

 

[Bologna]

'Hold my beer': Fisherman on Cape beach nearly catches Great White shark

Matt Pieciak said he was casting Sunday afternoon on Nauset Beach when he hooked the shark that was close to shore.

www.wcvb.com

 

[cybrguy]

Rudy Giuliani will now send you a personalized Cameo message for $199

Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani can now be hired for $199 to send anyone a personalized message on celebrity site, Cameo.

nypost.com

Hey, even insane racist traitors need to work. He finally found something that he is qualified for. I hope his phone never rings.

 

[kel]

Hey, even insane racist traitors need to work. He finally found something that he is qualified for. I hope his phone never rings.

Crying out for someone to troll him like someone did with Farage and a Cameo greeting for 'Hugh Janus'

 

[macbill]

‘The Rundown’: Gov. Cox gets letter demanding he change his ‘foul, dirty name’

Gov. Spencer Cox shared a letter sent to his office demanding he change his "foul, dirty and obscene" surname.

www.sltrib.com

 

[florduh]

Rudy Giuliani will now send you a personalized Cameo message for $199

Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani can now be hired for $199 to send anyone a personalized message on celebrity site, Cameo.

nypost.com

If Rudy can cling to life for a few more months, my Christmas shopping is done for this year.

 

[Planck]

Rudy Giuliani will now send you a personalized Cameo message for $199

Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani can now be hired for $199 to send anyone a personalized message on celebrity site, Cameo.

nypost.com

It would be GREAT fun to hire him to send my regards to Agolf Twittler.
Would he do it?
Is $199 to much?
Will the rest of the crazy train run with this cash cow?

 

[cybrguy]

It would be GREAT fun to hire him to send my regards to Agolf Twittler.

I think he'd do anything for money. Look what he has done so far...

 

[florduh]

It would be GREAT fun to hire him to send my regards to Agolf Twittler.
Would he do it?
Is $199 to much?
Will the rest of the crazy train run with this cash cow?

I was hoping to get a bulk discount, but you're absolutely right. The Mooch has been offering Cameo's for $57 for a while now. Rudy should be offering a more reasonable price.

Anthony Scaramucci | Cameo

Anthony Scaramucci on Cameo! Cameo lets you book personalized videos from your favorite people.

www.cameo.com

 

[macbill]

because Jesus likes naked bodies.

OnlyFans stripper says naked videos are what ‘God wants her to do’

Nita Marie, a Christian OnlyFans model, asserts that stripping for strangers online is what “God wants her to do.”

nypost.com

Who can forget when Jesus stripped the crowd naked at the Sermon on the Mount?

 

[kel]

because Jesus likes naked bodies.

OnlyFans stripper says naked videos are what ‘God wants her to do’

Nita Marie, a Christian OnlyFans model, asserts that stripping for strangers online is what “God wants her to do.”

nypost.com

Who can forget when Jesus stripped the crowd naked at the Sermon on the Mount?

Reminds me of a vicar's daughter I met once who spent her life going around sleeping with people with whom no one else would - it struck me as really sweet in quite a peculiar way

I'm sure that's not the right emoji, and before you ask... no

 

[macbill]

How A Beloved Giant Rat Won Free Speech Rights

The 12-foot-tall inflatable called "Scabby" has been used for decades as a symbol in union disputes. Last year, the National Labor Relations Board signaled it could outlaw its use in some situations.

www.npr.org