Weird News Stories of the Day.....

[macbill]

High steaks pursuit: LA cops hunt cows in slaughterhouse breakout​

Dozens of cattle escaped from a meatpacking plant and led police on a slow-moving chase through a residential area of Los Angeles.

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Surveillance video captures the horrifying moment the Surfside condo crumbled in Florida​

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1408054046808805379

 

[macbill]

Russian law takes fizz out of French champagne supplies​

Russian elites could soon find themselves without their favourite French bubbles if Moet Hennessy makes good on a threat to halt champagne supplies following a new law signed by President Vladimir Putin.

Moet Hennessy's Russia office warned local partners it was suspending supplies after Russian lawmakers adopted legislation stipulating that the word "champagne" can only be applied to wine produced in Russia, while the world-famous tipple from France's Champagne region should be called "sparkling wine".

 

[macbill]

Joey Chestnut sets record in his 14th Nathan’s Hot Dog Contest victory​

Live footage from the contest in Coney Island cut out three times — including just as the 37-year-old eating champ hoovered up his 76th hot dog and bun in front of a packed Maimonides Park stadium.

Chestnut eclipsed his previous record of 75 hot dogs and buns in 2020, when the competition was held at Nathan’s headquarters in Williamsburg without an audience.

 

[macbill]

Charlotte flight to Bahamas canceled when high schoolers refuse to wear masks​

Passengers on American Airlines Flight 893 to Nassau, Bahamas were in a position to depart Monday when a group of high school students decided to stage a mask rebellion that lasted for hours.

 

[macbill]

The Bread of Life​

Rancher pinned under ATV for two days survived on water, beer​

A Wyoming rancher was pinned under an ATV for two days after a rollover crash — and survived the ordeal by drinking bottled water and beer.

 

[macbill]

Lightning strike kills 18 selfie takers on tourist tower in Jaipur​

A lightning strike killed 18 people Sunday when a bolt blasted a watchtower where tourists were snapping storm selfies in Jaipur, India.

There were a total of 27 individuals at the top of the 12th Century Amer Fort, the popular tourist attraction where the strike occurred

 

[macbill]

Flight From Hell: Passengers Land In Stockton 17 Hours After Taking Off From Las Vegas​

The flight was scheduled to arrive at Stockton Metropolitan Airport on Monday night at 9:30 p.m. They got in on Tuesday at 2 p.m.

 

[macbill]

U.S. drug overdose deaths spiked in 2020, new CDC data shows​

According to the latest data from the CDC, drug overdose deaths increased by 29.6% for the 12-month period ending December 2020.

 

[kel]

Feeling guilty for succumbing to a little VAS...

Well, at least you didn't do this

A fake wedding, and a $250,000 scam

How a British man's dreams of a future with his Ukrainian fiancee ended in financial disaster.

www.bbc.co.uk

p.s. I nearly put this in the fake news thread as BBC / UK Government propaganda

 

[kel]

Total psychopath, some people literally should not be allowed out... ever! Never mind behind the wheel of a car...

Cheshunt: Hunt continues for driver of car on rail line

The Land Rover Discovery was driven on railway tracks before it was abandoned.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[macbill]

Florida​

A Third Grader Drew a Rocket That Looked Like a Penis. She Was Handcuffed and Removed From School.​

After a Florida teacher mistook a third grader’s drawing of a person hugging a rocket for male genitalia, police seized the child for an involuntary psychiatric examination and threw her into the back of a squad car, according to a new federal lawsuit.

 

[kel]

Florida​

A Third Grader Drew a Rocket That Looked Like a Penis. She Was Handcuffed and Removed From School.​

After a Florida teacher mistook a third grader’s drawing of a person hugging a rocket for male genitalia, police seized the child for an involuntary psychiatric examination and threw her into the back of a squad car, according to a new federal lawsuit.

So when does the psychiatric evaluation of the person who did the reporting, the police and the authorities that put the system in place that makes them think this is okay, take place?

Of course this won't happen... sick perverts the lot of them!

 

[macbill]

Athletes to sleep on ‘anti-sex’ cardboard beds at Olympic Games amid COVID​

Lustful Olympic athletes should think twice before making the bed rock in Tokyo.

The world’s best sports competitors are set to spend their nights on cardboard beds — allegedly designed to collapse under the weight of fornicators to discourage sex amid COVID-19.

 

[kel]

Athletes to sleep on ‘anti-sex’ cardboard beds at Olympic Games amid COVID​

Lustful Olympic athletes should think twice before making the bed rock in Tokyo.

The world’s best sports competitors are set to spend their nights on cardboard beds — allegedly designed to collapse under the weight of fornicators to discourage sex amid COVID-19.

I mean... just how square do you have to be to think this will stop people having sex?

 

[Ramahs]

Athletes to sleep on ‘anti-sex’ cardboard beds at Olympic Games amid COVID​

Lustful Olympic athletes should think twice before making the bed rock in Tokyo.

The world’s best sports competitors are set to spend their nights on cardboard beds — allegedly designed to collapse under the weight of fornicators to discourage sex amid COVID-19.

If for some reason they feel like they just HAVE to use a bed for some reason, can't they just put the mattress on the floor?

 

[kel]

If for some reason they feel like they just HAVE to use a bed for some reason, can't they just put the mattress on the floor?

Yep! That's just one of endless possibilities

 

[Planck]

I'm pretty sure I am dreaming and will wake up soon.

 

[cybrguy]

I don't remember dreams anymore. This is really happening...

 

[macbill]

We can all moan with relief:

Irish gymnast Rhys McClenaghan debunks the ‘anti-sex’ bed myth at Olympics​

Irish gymnast Rhys Mcclenaghan took to Twitter to debunk the touted theory that the 100 percent recyclable cardboard beds — designed by Japanese company Airweave — can’t withstand sexual activities between athletes.

 

[kel]

I just watched the video... fake news or not; he's definitely doing it wrong

 

[kel]

I really thought this was going to be the other way around... whassup with these people?

Norway fined for 'improper clothing'

Norway are fined 1,500 euros (£1,295) for wearing shorts instead of bikini bottoms at the European Beach Handball Championships.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[macbill]

Louvre Calls in Lawyers Over Pornhub’s Hardcore Re-Enactments​

High-brow museums are furious that the most popular pornographic streaming service is sexually exploiting classic masterpieces without permission.

 

[cybrguy]

I really thought this was going to be the other way around... whassup with these people?

Norway fined for 'improper clothing'

Norway are fined 1,500 euros (£1,295) for wearing shorts instead of bikini bottoms at the European Beach Handball Championships.

www.bbc.co.uk

Shit like this really pisses me off. I like women's derrieres as much as the next guy, but requiring them to show them off if they choose not to is completely out of line and unacceptable in 2021. There is literally no excuse for this. Does wearing shorts over bikini bottoms somehow enhance their play? Of course it doesn't. This has to change.

 

[macbill]

Karma Cutups​

Catholic Monsignor Who Wanted to Deny Biden Communion Resigns After Cellphone Links Him to Gay Dating App​

Recently, the United States Conference of Catholic Bishops voted to approve a document concerning the sacrament of communion. The measure would prevent politicians like Biden and Pelosi, who have voted to allow abortion rights from receiving the holy sacrament.

The General Secretary of the USCCB, Monsignor Jeffrey Burrill read the voting results to the conference back in June. Burrill has now resigned from his position after cell phone data revealed that he used the gay dating app Grindr and regularly visits gay bars.

 

[macbill]

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A Defunct Video Hosting Site Is Flooding Normal Websites With Hardcore Porn​

As pointed out by Twitter user @dox_gay, hardcore porn is now embedded on the pages of the Huffington Post, New York magazine, The Washington Post, and a host of other websites.