So ... I was contemplating my newly waxed and buffed dogs in their Sunday Best (which is their Birthday Suits as we all well know) - and had just picked up a stem with a bit of abv in it (because if I forget to dump it I will always do a just-in-case draw, just to be sure, because yes, I AM that cheap), took an in-breath ...
And FOOM !!! The power goes off.
It is back on now, but for a few brief hours there I actually started wishing for a battery powered vape.
NOT!
I really just wanted the power to come back on.
So in order to get the wood butter to soak in nicely I decided to put the dogs (sans cords) in my warmed toaster oven. Cuz. You know. Not a normal woman, no hair dryer.
And that did work. Sorta. Sadly the dogs came out smelling vaguely of meatballs (OF COURSE the oven is clean but its still an oven).
Which prompted me to consider buying a hair dryer. BUT WAIT! I DO HAVE A HAIR DRYER - or I did, like 10 years ago. I bought it to apply window film. Where would I have put that?
OF COURSE! IN MY HARDLY-EVER-USED TOOLBOX!!!! YAY!
The old Wild Vaple that is now a stem caddy is still soaking upside down in her mineral oil bath. I take her out for awhile every day and see if she is still drinking in the oil as fast as she can. She is. I'm going to actually have to add more oil, its amazing how much has soaked in along that top edge when the sides really don't take up much at all. When that winds down, she'll get a full wax with special attention to the upper edge there. First a mineral oil bath, then a good waxing and buffing, and finally a nice warm air-bath with the help of that brand new old hair dryer LOL!
The Hawaiian Koa has had another coat of mineral oil followed by a double coat of the wax and judicious application of the hair dryer. Did you know you can actually blow a doggie over with a hair dryer on high? I didn't! I DO NOW! After I blew her all the way over and onto the floor. Poor goggie!
The Tiger Vaple has had about 4 coats of wax and is probably about as evened out color-wise as she is going to get in the short term.
I'm contemplating making up some wood butter with some candelila wax added to it. Candelila wax has a melting point just slightly higher than beeswax at about 160F (beeswax is roughly 150F). Carnauba wax has a melting point about 180F and is even harder but its a palm product and I don't use palm products for several reasons, not the least of which is that I have allergies to coconut and palm products (and yes that means there are no commercial shampoos on the market that I can use, and only ONE conditioner, which has peppermint in it which makes my scalp burn LOL!). Also because commercial palm production has lead to devastating deforestation and abuse of farmers and native peoples over the past decade or so. One third of Indonesia has gone up in flames over the past 5 years in support of palm plantations (Palm oil is a highly sought ingredient for every cosmetic product out there, from soaps to body lotion to shampoos to makeup). And it is not just in Indonesia, its all over the world.
Anyway, between allergies and burnt tropical rain forests, no palm products for me. So I'm looking around for wooden things to test my new wood butter blends on LOL! Adding wax means its not for use on my kitchen implements and my wooden flutes are not meant to be waxed, but if nothing else, I'll hit the thrift shops looking for wooden stuff upon which to inflict my ebil experiments in wood buttering.
SHE'S MAD, MAD, MAD I TELL YOU! BWAH HA HA HA HA!
Seriously, the harshness of this desert environment I think warrants something a bit more ... substantial than beeswax alone.
Getting involved in all this again has me thinking about other wood stuffz as well. Like tung oiling my coffee table and the matching side table. Well a 50/50 blend of tung oil and orange solvent. But that's off in the fairly distant future. I won't even be able to implement my planned experiments in wood butter formulation until after I move and since that's been "planned" for 3 years now - WHO KNOWS.
I mean they're just pine, but they are nonetheless solid real wood. At this stage of the game, ALL wood deserves your best consideration and treatment. Everything these days seems to be made of compressed sawdust and glue LOL!
Now go plant a tree. Or several. (But not elms, please, at least not if its anywhere near your house)