The clear plasti-dip I was thinkin would preserve the wood from scratches etc.
I get where you're coming from, but counterpoint: every dog is 100% unique, even the ones Dave puts out 'batches' of like birthday/holiday vapes. It's impossible for two of them to be the same. With this in mind, the moment you claim one and integrate it into your life, it's Your Underdog. Once you have it in your possession, everything that happens to it is between you and it, from a fingerprint to a dent.
I used to be a watch collector, and bought watches I would hardly ever wear, because I thought their rarity and perfection were in constant peril from exposure to risk. I
stopped being a watch collector when I realised that on any given day, I would choose to wear watches that had scuffs, scratches, or blemishes that were a direct result of my wearing them. Those ones were the most 'mine.' There's a Japanese aesthetic,
wabi-sabi, that lines up with this, not in the sense of personal wear, but in the sense that everything is impermanent and imperfect, and that an acceptance of this truth leads to an alternative understanding of beauty.
I gave my girlfriend an Underdog for Christmas, and we both spent time handling it thinking, 'what a nice thing, so smooth and perfect.' She took it to a friend's place where the house rules dictated garage use, and dropped it. Onto a concrete floor in an unheated garage at sub-zero temperatures. When she told me about it, I had a brief flicker of pain at the thought that the gift I had given her had suffered damage. But the next time I handled it and she pointed out the dent near the top, it felt fine, like it belonged there. It's hers, it still works just like it did, only now it's got a dent in its crown.