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ClearBlueLou

unbearably light in the being....
I love the “title” the “designer” attributes to himself: “Anthony Giannini, CEO of USAF-R”...which sounds like he thinks he runs the US Air Force Reserve? Or “chief executive” of Air Force retirees? Or something?

The descriptive text below that is pretty hyperventilating, of the breathlessly purple praise/prose variety. Funny and disturbing all at once!
 

macbill

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BABY born Surprise Magic Potty Surprise - Blue Eyes

  • Potty time is full of 30+ magical surprises with BABY born Surprise Magic Potty Surprise.
  • She eats her doll food, drinks her water & goes potty to reveal surprises.
  • She pees colorful glitter and poops surprise charms. Collect all her charms and add them to the included charm bracelet for you to wear.


It sounds kind of shitty.
 

macbill

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macbill

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DOUBLE EAGLE VERY RARE 20 YEAR OLD BOURBON WHISKEY

Eagle Rare fans normally know this Buffalo Trace brand for its day to day bourbon and also the higher end release that is part of the annual Antique Collection. Now however they’ve pulled a luxury bottling out of the bourbon hat, debuting a 20 year old Eagle Rare in a custom crystal decanter.

$19,999.99

Smooth?
 

macbill

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Bacon- and chicken-scented masks are here, and, really, you shouldn’t be surprised

This week, fast-food chain Jack in the Box is giving away masks that purport to be scented like chicken, so you can inhale eau de poultry as you comply with Centers for Disease Control and Prevention guidance and local masking requirements — a win-win-win, apparently, for safety-minded chicken superfans.
Now here’s another odd thing (as if the very premise isn’t strange enough to begin with): According to the company’s website, the mask giveaway is a promotion for Jack in the Box’s new “Unchicken Sandwich.” That’s the brand’s new plant-based faux-bird offering, which swaps a pea-protein patty for the traditional puck.
 

macbill

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It's Beginning to Smell a Lot like Chicken, Everywhere You Go.​

Walmart exclusively nabs KFC's coveted chicken-scented firelogs

If you can't bear the holidays without the smell of fried chicken roasting in your fireplace, Walmart has you covered.

The nation's largest retailer is exclusively launching KFC's highly coveted Herbs and Spices Firelog -- created in partnership with Enviro-log -- during the upcoming holiday season.
 
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macbill

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Take My Money!​

New device puts music in your head — no headphones required

Imagine a world where you move around in your own personal sound bubble. You listen to your favorite tunes, play loud computer games, watch a movie or get navigation directions in your car — all without disturbing those around you.

That’s the possibility presented by “sound beaming,” a new futuristic audio technology from Noveto Systems, an Israeli company. On Friday it will debut a desktop device that beams sound directly to a listener without the need for headphones.


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