Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

[Tweek]

I knew I smelt garlic.

 

[ShipDit]

That movie never gets old.

 

[Tweek]

Logjammin

 

[ShipDit]

I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.

 

[Tweek]

 

[ShipDit]

Eight year olds Dude

 

[satyrday]

I knew I smelt garlic.

Is that Ship next to you staring at the camera? I don't know man ... I thought you would look cooler. Maybe if I saw your tats (in private).

 

[Tweek]

No tats...I'm too damn hairy.

 

[Vicki]

No tats...I'm too damn hairy.

Any body piercings? I've got a belly ring.

 

[satyrday]

I meant Ship!!! I can see with that crew cut you mean nothing but business in private. Probably get rope burns or something from that bristle top.

Btw, congrats on turning over a new page on the Sub thread. A brand new day.

 

[Tweek]

Any body piercings? I've got a belly ring.

I used to have a few, not anymore though...I love piercings, you tease

I meant Ship!!! I can see with that crew cut you mean nothing but business in private. Probably get rope burns or something from that bristle top.

Btw, congrats on turning over a new page on the Sub thread. A brand new day.

I'm as bald as an eagle.

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

Ima gunna take it offa you, then I sticka the gun uppa yr ass,
then I pull the trigger till it goes............... click!

 

[ShipDit]

That's right man,nobody fucks with deJesus!
SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY!

 

[Tweek]

"Look, let me explain something to you. I'm not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm The Dude."

There was a guy who drove my streetcar route when I lived downtown...he looked just like The Dude minus the white russian.

 

[ShipDit]

There's been a few times I wandered into a grocery store wearing only a robe and one slipper. That's was ok,but I jerk off one time,ONE TIME all of a sudden it an "issue".
Stupid laws

 

[Tweek]

I always dress nicely for the grocery store. They don't notice you stealing the roasts that way.

 

[mvapes]

I've been on the wrong end of a roast before, it wasn't pretty...

Maybe that's how I caught Asthma?

 

[Tweek]

Asthma is more of a sausage thing. Herpes...now that's a roasts business.

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

exactly, too many favors for sailors and things tend to lose their elasticity so to speak.

so, the best way to remedy this, is to get a leg of lamb, insert it, then rip the bone out,

& there you have it,
a new resleeve!

all firm & fruity once again, & ready to hit the docks.

 

[Tweek]

I thought lamb was more of a New Zealand thing?

Edit: Pork Chops. Now there is an all American classic.

Edit #2: Tony Soprano has eaten his last sausage. R.I.P

 

[satyrday]

I'm as bald as an eagle.

Scalp burns are worse.

 

[Tweek]

Scalp burns are worse.

Only for the ladies. A bald head is pretty handy

 

[satyrday]

bald ... eagle

Or do you literally have white feathers up there?

 

[Tweek]

Feathers and a trunk.

 

[satyrday]

Feathers and a trunk.

Bald eagles with trunks are very rare.

(I had to at least try Googling it)