Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

[dorkus_molorkus]

Dear retards and associated hangers-on,


It has almost come to an end...............................

the torture, the stress and the financial agony. Nearly over.

I have not bathed in 3 days, and in 5hrs or so, I will have the 1st shower in the new bathroom!
New glass went in yesterday, and the final odds & ends are scheduled for tomorrow. But I can use it this afternoon.

It truly is beautiful, I am very happy with the end result & feel I have exploited the space reasonably well.
(camera broken ATM, but working on pics)

from a total wreck of a space, to something that my wife just loves.
As silly as it sounds, (or sad whichever) I feel this is somewhat of a life achievement for me. I didnt fuck it up & its gorgeous

I tried to hit the glazier up for a discount yesterday by crying poor.
Lolz- he just looked around the room at all the expensive fittings and shit, he just went 'nup, I already hooked you up.' Fucking plumber did the same thing, but fair enough I guess. Its a bit hard to cry poor when there is $1000 worth of tapware for him to install.

I swear grey hairs have sprung up everywhere all of a sudden.

Never, ever again!

 

[mvapes]

Hey Ship, remember this mother fucker?

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

Hey Ship, remember this mother fucker?

Osama bin Forgotten??

 

[Tweek]

Looks like an ass face.

 

[ShipDit]

Hey Ship, remember this mother fucker?

Yep,that's the guy I shot in the face for being an asshole in the sex-offender registration office. Then you raped the dead body...twice.
Since we're now registered,does that mean we can now legally offend sexually? That's the whole reason I signed up. Well that and the Wife's sister is visiting and she HATES me. Rape is such an ugly word,but if you wanna boink someone and they won't let you,what other choice do you have?

P.s., did you know that "Damm it I'm mad" spelled backwards is still "Damm it I'm mad"?

 

[Tweek]

Glad the renovations are done Dorkus. Now you can finally get back to some good quality Molorking.

 

[RUDE BOY]

I don't know who the guy in the shoelace is , I do know what the big news was on that date .
The mass murder at Virginia Tech ?

 

[ShipDit]

He could live in a Taj-Mahal style mansion,but if it's still in Austraila what's the point?
North Amarica motherfcker,join us or die from every single living thing on the continent God won't even visit.

 

[Dreamerr]

Who could hate shitty shitty bang bang....oh did you try to bang her

 

[Tweek]

The hit I took of the sublimator has me tingling

 

[ShipDit]

Who could hate shitty shitty bang bang....oh did you try to bang her

I invited her to join my Wife and I for a threesome,but neither one of them showed up. I had a great time however so it's their loss!

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

yeah you guys are sooooooooooooo right.

It just fucking sucks living here, I mean look at what I have to put up with half a mile from my house.

Yup, you guys have it made. If only I was in North america, I could then borrow my dogs gun or the several my grandma has for hunting polarbear and blow my sad brains out for living on the wrong continent.

Or I might just head down the beach & have solo vape just to teach myself a lesson.

 

[ShipDit]

yeah you guys are sooooooooooooo right.

It just fucking sucks living here, I mean look at what I have to put up with half a mile from my house.

Well played my friend! (But we all know those pics are from Hawaii).

Yup, you guys have it made. If only I was in North america, I could then borrow my dogs gun or the several my grandma has for hunting polarbear and blow my sad brains out for living on the wrong continent.

Or I might just head down the beach & have solo vape just to teach myself a lesson.

 

[Dreamerr]

I agree it was there loss...but as long as you had a good time mister.

Dorkus I am soooooooooooooooo jealous...I think we all need to visit dorky all at once. Whos in

 

[Tweek]

Yeah, nice beach....

 

[ShipDit]

It is better than most of our beaches....

 

[mvapes]

 

[Tweek]

That's not true. Lance Armstrong is American and I am sure he takes the stairs every time.

 

[ShipDit]

That's not true. Lance Armstrong is American and I am sure he takes the stairs every time.

Lance Armstrong has only one ball so he can't balance on an escalater. That's why he had one of Opra Winfreys implanted. She didn't need it and he was obsessed with escalators. It was also a great place to store the steroids.
Well Hell just look our brother mvapes. He had an extra one put on,and he's cool. Well he is a little (a lot) jittery from the extra testosterone,but he has stopped those blind rages that got him banned from all daycare centers in the county. He's dealing with it pretty well too. Plus with 3 balls he can paint them up like his fingers. Lol...he does this three Stooges thing with them and his oddly shiny taint that never fails to amuse.
Or maybe he's "Eddie Torres,the extra testicle". (10 bonus points if you got that reference).

 

[mvapes]

My legs are still all fucking rigid! This blows like Annie Sprinkle!

 

[Tweek]

So you got a stiffie?

 

[mvapes]

yeah, maybe my toes are gonna spit!

 

[ShipDit]

My legs are still all fucking rigid! This blows like Annie Sprinkle!

So find some who likes to be Kick-fucked. Ya just have to play to your strengths that's all. Personally I'm having a ball with my PD!
Hand jobs whenever you want and people tend to steer clear of a twitching man. Plus you can just slap somebody,anybody for no reason at all and not get in trouble! 'Sorry sir,I have PD,and you were to close to me. I do admit the groin stuff was a bit out of line,but what am I supposed to do,NOT crush your nuts"? You have a disease that affects muscle movement,that pretty much gives you a get-out-of-jail free card to slap,punch or fondle anyone within reach. That's why I'm sooo waiting for my wife's family reunion this fall,because I plan on kicking more balls than Pele and give out bitch-slaps in record numbers. Hehehee..you should go with us,we could literally knock the shit out of those mouth breathers and nobody can say jack....because we have a disease.
On a personal note does your unit ever twitch like your arms? Mines starting to. Ghost jerking is one of the lighter sides of PD so take advantage! Imagine no touch handjobs when ever,where ever. No wait,the twitching-dick thing means it may be about to fall off. Still pretty funny though. When mine drops off I'm having it replaced with a spotlight and a taser. That should be fun at parties don't ya think? Or maybe replace the old dong with a bong? "Wann get high? Here's how it works honey,just wrap your lips around it and gently inhale. Don't worry,you'll know when to stop. I mean a little glazing on doughnuts is sexy as hell,my parents taught me that.

 

[Enchantre]

I'm encouraged by the levity here...

 

[ShipDit]

I'm just happy most of us are housebroken. Not to name names but have you seen mvapes room? Feces everywhere,and ABBA posters!
As soon as I learn to spell and use punctuation I'm outta here,to bring pointless thread hijacking and fart jokes to all of FC!
Unless I can figure out the chat room stuff. Like how the fuck does it work? Every time I'm on I can see familiar names but nobody's chatting,or even acknowledge their attendance. Is there a dress code or something? Or is it just for the "A" team? A secret handshake or something? I guess it could be populated by Zombies,which would make sense since Zombies can't type.
Goddamn,are ALL mornings like this? I'm starting to see why I sleep through them.