I worked with this guy...we weren't really friends per se, since we often almost beat the shit out of each on most night shifts, but we were the same in our crazy ways. So we would go get drunk, whatever once in awhile. Anyways, he asks me if I can come by his apartment to help him pick up some things, since he was moving. Like a nice chap, I say no problem and go over...first thing I notice when we enter the place, is the overwhelming smell of urine. The place is trashed...fast food bags, empty condom wrappers, possibly even shit were strewn on the floor. Months of dishes in the sink. It was a bachelor apartment and I later found out his best friend was his roommate in there as well...I took a good long shower once I got home.