Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

Tweek

Well-Known Member
I worked with this guy...we weren't really friends per se, since we often almost beat the shit out of each on most night shifts, but we were the same in our crazy ways. So we would go get drunk, whatever once in awhile. Anyways, he asks me if I can come by his apartment to help him pick up some things, since he was moving. Like a nice chap, I say no problem and go over...first thing I notice when we enter the place, is the overwhelming smell of urine. The place is trashed...fast food bags, empty condom wrappers, possibly even shit were strewn on the floor. Months of dishes in the sink. It was a bachelor apartment and I later found out his best friend was his roommate in there as well...I took a good long shower once I got home. :puke:
 
I worked with this guy...we weren't really friends per se, since we often almost beat the shit out of each on most night shifts, but we were the same in our crazy ways. So we would go get drunk, whatever once in awhile. Anyways, he asks me if I can come by his apartment to help him pick up some things, since he was moving. Like a nice chap, I say no problem and go over...first thing I notice when we enter the place, is the overwhelming smell of urine. The place is trashed...fast food bags, empty condom wrappers, possibly even shit were strewn on the floor. Months of dishes in the sink. It was a bachelor apartment and I later found out his best friend was his roommate in there as well...I took a good long shower once I got home. :puke:
Was it mvapes before he went into the witness protection program? No? Well just lie and say it was my place.
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RUDE BOY

Space is the Place
Just a no fast food wrappers (pizza boxes don't count) or Plastic cups and a use the trashcan or your out rule should be enforced . That pic Tweek , reminded me of why I stopped having roommates long long ago .

Yeah I Know I'm sounding Anal butt anything else goes !
 

Tweek

Well-Known Member
Yeah, I liked living alone when I was renting. How the heck are you going to bring someone home with some other dude snoring in the next room? Definitely rules out making love in the kitchen. :D
 

RUDE BOY

Space is the Place
I had to break down and buy my own little shack a little younger then I probably should have . Was cheaper on a monthly basis then paying rent . Plus like you say the kitchen, living room ,dining area , Back yard etc. etc. to do anything anywhere whenever .

Now I'm at the old family homestead with my Mother which is cool but out of respect I do most of my herb related stuffs and music listening outback on a screened in patio rain or shine hot or cold .

Fuckin' Aye I could be much worse off , life is damn near cake here . I do miss my own place though .
 

Dreamerr

Always in a state of confusion and silliness♀
I don't get it, I guess I had no respect when I was a kid. When I was a stoner I smoked in the house and didn't care bad me. I closed my bedroom door isn't that enough. My parents would yell turn off the incense:rofl:....how do you turn stuff like that off:lol:...I thought you had to put it out:nod:. My parents did pass a comment finally to me last week that I was a perfect child:rockon:but that was the first time they ever gave me a compliment.
 

satyrday

Well-Known Member
I had to break down and buy my own little shack a little younger then I probably should have . Was cheaper on a monthly basis then paying rent . Plus like you say the kitchen, living room ,dining area , Back yard etc. etc. to do anything anywhere whenever .

Now I'm at the old family homestead with my Mother which is cool but out of respect I do most of my herb related stuffs and music listening outback on a screened in patio rain or shine hot or cold .

Fuckin' Aye I could be much worse off , life is damn near cake here . I do miss my own place though .
That sounds like heaven, but I lost me mum long ago.
 
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