Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

[Enchantre]

Home is better... well, we're stick in a holding pattern, but I am making some progress with the coursework.

Spoons. I'm almost outta spoons here.
Did an extra shift this week at work, and the additional drive has wracked my hips (my commute is 56 miles each fucking way). So, no real sleep last night, even though I had the luxury of being able to "sleep in" (only really works if I'm sleeping) - but the cat, for whatever her feline logic, decided that she needed MORE room than even my husband uses, and shoved me to the edge.

Got up once (at 2:30) to vape a bit more, and came back to discover that my side of the bed was positively damp, from hot flashes. *grumble* So, I get to change sheets today. I'm averaging three times a week now.

I have a wide selection of herbal tea, herbal remedies, and the bio-identical hormones my doctor ordered, and three months later, using all that, I'm STILL cycling through sheets of sweat pouring off me/chilled all fucking night.

okay, I gotta go calculate corporate income taxes now... have fun you all... and Shipdit, too.

 

[mvapes]

I was talking to Satyrday.....

 

[ShipDit]

Right back at ya Lady E!

 

[mvapes]

Hey tweek,

Remember Bob?

 

[satyrday]

the bed was positively damp

We have a squirter here!
(don't ever forget what thread you're in )

I gotta go calculate corporate income taxes now

Inquiring minds want to know. Do we always wind up owing them money somehow?

 

[mvapes]

Yeah!



All together now.......

 

[ShipDit]

We have a squirter here!
(don't ever forget what thread you're in )


Inquiring minds want to know. Do we always wind up owing them money somehow?

That was so wrong on so many levels...but nobody can say it's not funny!
Check with mvapes if ya want patched in. Hehehee....squirter...

 

[satyrday]

Just to prove I'm not a bad guy

No giraffe shit or nothing.

Edit: Look at that baby's eye! If that's not a superior being I don't know what is. Looks like Yoda.

 

[ShipDit]

I

Just to prove I'm not a bad guy

No giraffe shit or nothing.

Edit: Look at that baby's eye! If that's not a superior being I don't know what is. Looks like Yoda.

I think that's how giraffes perform oral sex. So that would make the big one an animal-pedophile.
Or maybe it's just one of natures many beautiful moments,but that's not as funny so I'm sticking to the perverted version.

 

[Tweek]

Something about a damp bed?

 

[mvapes]

Hey there little lady, did someone say damp...

 

[Dreamerr]

I don't get it...why change clean hot flash sweat sheets it dries. I would be damned if I changed my sheets three times a week.

Ok mister mvapes those finger things are so good you should put them in a gallery show. Now I want to commission a finger for each one of the regulars in here and see what you come up with. You don't have your buddies helping you know cause it isn't college anymore...now go get those creative juices flowing.

 

[Tweek]

All this talk of juices

 

[mvapes]

Stu?

 

[Enchantre]

I live in a very damp part of Washington State - our lawn is more than 75% moss -... if I don't change the sheets and let the mattress dry (bare mattress, open window, please dear godz let it not rain today) it will just STAY damp, and might mildew.

On an unrelated note, I'm looking really seriously at juicing fresh cannabis, and/or crumbling bud into my food, for the other health benefits it's supposed to impart. I think I'm going to have to add cannabis to my house plant population... I just hate the thought of setting up a "grow operation"... can't I just have it in the kitchen window like my other plants (aloe vera, a bonsai tree, and a random cactus)?

 

[satyrday]

satyrday - your walls and ass are full of unpleasentries!

Breaking new ground with a cross-thread reply...

If you must know, this is the corner I both defecate and sleep in. I also host the odd lady's night out here. Does that answer any questions?

 

[Dreamerr]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE mold sucks....water bed might solve the issue mostly?

mvapes I can't stand all those fingers. You are very talented and I have said that a bunch of times already. The fact that you can guess who they are is sick. It is just a finger after all. You have me wanted to try it but I would fail so bad. How long does it take to do some of the more in depth ones like I would guess the avatar one took the longest. How long was the planing and drawing of the finger?

 

[satyrday]

^^^Use another body part, Dreamerr! Preferably one that rarely sees the light of day. Let's mix it up around here!

Btw, that mold sustains me - fruits and vegetables all in one (meat too one time).

 

[mvapes]

Some of them are clips i've been collecting for years and some are raw shots or photoshopped! My avatar currently is a mixture of all my talents including the help from another member whom is a dear friend and a brilliant designer....

This one is for our buddy Enchanter...

 

[satyrday]

^^^Those are great mvapes! But why is Enchantre's uniform dry? We want Juicy Juice!

btw, ship's gone again! Sometimes I do my best shipdit impression but it always comes out too anal retentive. We need ship here expelling anus all over the place!

 

[Tweek]

 

[mvapes]

I have a feeling he'll be around soon...

 

[Tweek]

That was me 5 minutes ago

 

[Dreamerr]

Some of them are clips i've been collecting for years and some are raw shots or photoshopped! My avatar currently is a mixture of all my talents including the help from another member whom is a dear friend and a brilliant designer....

This one is for our buddy Enchanter...

That is such a let down...I thought you sat and planned it all. Ok it is still talent. I like quirky stuff always did.

 

[ShipDit]

This thread has every personality defect known to man,as well as a few to horrifying to mention....I'm loving every second of it!
But seriously,some of us need help,professional help. So I've made a group appointment with my shrink. He's a good guy who's willing to lie to keep me outta the mental health system. He also broke me of my habit of pissing on children at Wal-mart. So please everybody,wear pants (un-pooped).