Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!
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Ew, I know where my relatives have been. I'll continue fucking other peoples relatives..
I mean shit, that's how I caught Parkinson's!
***EDIT*** Parental question. My neighbor, good guy - is throwing a summer kick off party for his kids. My son, is friends with his kids so naturally he is at the party. My wife says to me, text Ben next door and tell him to send Trev home. My natural response as I assume any father would, was "unless there's hookers there, then he should stay"......
Why am I wrong? He's 10! I had been in prison twice and smoked two packs a day by that age!
I mean shit, that's how I caught Parkinson's!
***EDIT*** Parental question. My neighbor, good guy - is throwing a summer kick off party for his kids. My son, is friends with his kids so naturally he is at the party. My wife says to me, text Ben next door and tell him to send Trev home. My natural response as I assume any father would, was "unless there's hookers there, then he should stay"......
Why am I wrong? He's 10! I had been in prison twice and smoked two packs a day by that age!
ShipDit
1%
The term "hookers" can be offensive to some,so stick with "Cum guzzling gutter slut" so as not to offend.
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Two guys and a girl are stranded on a desert island.
After one month the girl becomes ashamed of what she is doing and kills herself.
After two months the guys become ashamed of what they are doing and bury her.
After three months the guys become ashamed of what they are doing and dig her back up again.
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Two guys and a girl are stranded on a desert island.
After one month the girl becomes ashamed of what she is doing and kills herself.
After two months the guys become ashamed of what they are doing and bury her.
After three months the guys become ashamed of what they are doing and dig her back up again.
Vicki
Herbal Alchemist
I hope not! Can we get a vaccination? Maybe a vaccination that would just cover all religions.
Enchantre
Oil Painter
I got that. It works well.I hope not! Can we get a vaccination? Maybe a vaccination that would just cover all religions.
dorkus_molorkus
Well-Known Member
^^^he he, my wife is Jewish by injection....^^^
HOT BEEF INJECTION? (not pork your Jewish)
Atheism is sooooooooo last millenium.
Nup Atheists have no imagination.
Now them fucking mormons, now theres some imagination, what a story..
Christianity, now theres a good yarn. Poke out my eye & Ill forgive you. be fucked I will.
Ima old testament kinda guy, Ill just get my very blunt eye scooping tool to settle that debt.
Just hold still, my depth perception is a little off due to the fucking eye you poked out!!
HOT BEEF INJECTION? (not pork your Jewish)
Atheism is sooooooooo last millenium.
Nup Atheists have no imagination.
Now them fucking mormons, now theres some imagination, what a story..
Christianity, now theres a good yarn. Poke out my eye & Ill forgive you. be fucked I will.
Ima old testament kinda guy, Ill just get my very blunt eye scooping tool to settle that debt.
Just hold still, my depth perception is a little off due to the fucking eye you poked out!!
lwien
Well-Known Member
Former Catholic here. The guilt is real, until you kill it with drugs, booze and sex.
Catholic guilt is NOTHING compared to Jewish guilt. You guys can repent for your sins and wash the slate clean every day if you wish. We only get to do that once a year.
dorkus_molorkus
Well-Known Member
@ Tweek- I bet you got a lotta dick with that look
I hear Elvis would just point to his crotch, do his hip thrusty swivel thing & some 14 yr old would just dive face first onto his knob. (Cybill Shepard I think)
All without saying a word.
Now thats fucking awesome, write that down! STAT
as seen here :50 onwards is relevant.
I hear Elvis would just point to his crotch, do his hip thrusty swivel thing & some 14 yr old would just dive face first onto his knob. (Cybill Shepard I think)
All without saying a word.
Now thats fucking awesome, write that down! STAT
as seen here :50 onwards is relevant.
dorkus_molorkus
Well-Known Member
why? Your dick sprout from your forehead?Most everyone runs face first into my knob.
reminds me of an old Chinese proverb~ "man with dick on head, cannot see for nuts"
why? Your dick sprout from your forehead?
reminds me of an old Chinese proverb~ "man with dick on head, cannot see for nuts"
It's why they call me dick head.
dorkus_molorkus
Well-Known Member
Not me, as far as I am concerned you are 'Americas next Top Cock'
or the Elvis of your time if you will
or the Elvis of your time if you will