Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!
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You better not skip my housedorkus_molorkus
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oh pulease, Canada is Australia's New Zealand for you guys. Its bad form not to look after your retarded cousin. At least get him one of those helmets for special kids.
dorkus_molorkus
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more doody than howdy I'd bet
Last night was FUCKED! Painkillers did nothing for my stomach muscle lock and now these fuckers think the PD has moved to both sides of my body. This can get ugly folks, mvapes can't afford to retire yet and disability ain't gonna cut the mustard. I refuse to quit this fight, just gonna have to fight harder!
But hopefully he was right about one thing!
But hopefully he was right about one thing!
RUDE BOY
Space is the Place
Damn mvapes . I was trying to think of something funny or uplifting to say but nothing is coming to mind . So all I can say is Sorry to hear about all this shit and it really sucks when we have to worry about our financial situation when you need to put so much effort into dealing with a new illness and learning how to live in our new found physical condition . Fuckin' Aye dude I don't know what I would of done If I had a family to take care of . For what little it's worth your in my Thoughts and prayers .
as for the Bowel problem and I know I might get some shit for this advice , being that I'm not a doctor nor have I played one on TV . But smoke a couple cigarettes and drink a pot of strong Black coffee Then sit on the porcelain throne with a book until you Go .
Peace and best wishes to you and yours .
as for the Bowel problem and I know I might get some shit for this advice , being that I'm not a doctor nor have I played one on TV . But smoke a couple cigarettes and drink a pot of strong Black coffee Then sit on the porcelain throne with a book until you Go .
Peace and best wishes to you and yours .
Make another bad pun like this and I'm sending dorkus, Tweek, and ShipDit over to your house.
satyrday
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Senna helps me if I have trouble with that. This product specifically - 4-5 capsules and the next morning I'm good:Last night was FUCKED! Painkillers did nothing for my stomach muscle lock and now these fuckers think the PD has moved to both sides of my body. This can get ugly folks, mvapes can't afford to retire yet and disability ain't gonna cut the mustard. I refuse to quit this fight, just gonna have to fight harder!
But hopefully he was right about one thing!
You can find it just about anywhere - Walgreen's, etc. It's hardly a secret though, so you've probably already been down that road.
I have a very good friend who has spent his career in the restaurant industry. Seems like the people he works with would do about anything to pull him up when he has a problem. A lot of hard luck stories among those workers equals a lot of empathy and support hopefully. I don't know how much of the actual cooking and day-to-day work you have to do though - maybe you can just be an overseer and rely on your workers to pick up the slack? Some workers are just bursting to take on more responsibility, especially if they feel they are really needed by a beloved employer/manager, which i bet your are.
Never give up hope because I know people can have serious physical problems that lessen or lift mysteriously. You don't necessarily have to go out on a theological limb and embrace any particular religion - just some quiet meditative time like others have suggested can work wonders to calm the nerves. Along with praying to your ideal self to help your real self ... it really works (or to your better angels, or however you want to envision that POWER within you that conquers all, if not physically right away, then spiritually).
t-dub
Vapor Sloth
mvapes . . . I was on morphine sulfate for almost 6 years before I finally failed. During my use constipation was constantly an issue and I have the remaining hemorrhoids to prove it
Once when things got really bad, I consulted with a pharmacist and was told to drink a bottle of oral magnesium citrate solution. It cost like $2, tasted lemony, and absolutely fucking works, quickly, every time. Here is a good article I found about it, just chase the stuff with some water to ward off dehydration, and you will be back "in the flow" in no time 
Edit: Obviously, consult with a pharmacist to make sure this is right for you.
http://doctorconstipation.com/using-magnesium-citrate-as-a-laxative/
RUDE BOY
Space is the Place
Send 'em on over But they may wanna bring their own vapes , my little portable collection without glass probably won't cut it with these guys . The weather is great for outdoor shit slinging and such . You'll have to tell me when they are on their way so I can run out to goodwill to find a comfortable sun dress and flats since I simply have nothing to wear that's appropriate for such an occasion . All in all sounds like fun . They will have to swing down and pick up mvapes on the way , He's only a little more then an hour away . 
t-dub
Vapor Sloth
More from that website, he is right, when this stuff opens you up, you WILL open up . . . 
http://doctorconstipation.com/
And a beautiful info-graphic I couldn't resist . . . BM on a budget
http://doctorconstipation.com/
Dreamerr
Always in a state of confusion and silliness♀
Way before I was injured I had that citrate stuff and it does work. Now I am on a regimented program as all para's and quad's are. Keep in mind that senna burns some people in there belly and I don't know where else cause I can't feel. It might be a pain in the ass but that is for you to find out.
Now since nobody did funny I will try. You can be a mixer of stuff in da pots with no effort. But what came to mind is you can work in a no tell motel and we can give you a quarter to vibrate our bed whooohooo.
Now since nobody did funny I will try. You can be a mixer of stuff in da pots with no effort. But what came to mind is you can work in a no tell motel and we can give you a quarter to vibrate our bed whooohooo.
My cousin has no feeling from her belly button to her thighs. It too was a doctors mistake. Can't have kids, doesn't have any control over her bladder or bowel. She's 50 and has never been with a man. She had fallen in the shower when she was 13 and broke her back. The doctor at the hospital when she arrived wasn't qualified to perform the procedure she needed and was told to wait for the head of neurology to return in two days. Guess what dreamerr - that fuck decided not to wait and destroyed my cousin. She got an enormous settlement but money isn't everything. She lives alone with about 40 cats....
In no way was this a joke nor was intended to make anyone laugh. Dreamerr, your good in my book. We need to shake it up baby! Park "n" Para! The anal retentive duo! And best part, I bring ship! One of us can't shit, one of doesn't know they have to shit, and one us flings shit!
^^^that part was fucking funny!^^^
Sick bastards......
In no way was this a joke nor was intended to make anyone laugh. Dreamerr, your good in my book. We need to shake it up baby! Park "n" Para! The anal retentive duo! And best part, I bring ship! One of us can't shit, one of doesn't know they have to shit, and one us flings shit!
^^^that part was fucking funny!^^^
Sick bastards......
Quetzalcoatl
DEADY GUERRERO/DIRT COBAIN/GEORGE KUSH
More from that website, he is right, when this stuff opens you up, you WILL open up . . .
And a beautiful info-graphic I couldn't resist . . . BM on a budget
http://doctorconstipation.com/
Anyone that takes opiates with any regularity (myself and others on here) knows the pains of constipation. Going once a week isn't normal. My solution? French press some real strong coffee, start hitting the e-cig. Stimulants (even mild ones like nicotine and caffeine) will get your insides going. Hell, I've basically Pavlov'd myself to the point where even the smell of coffee in the kitchen in the mornings makes me want to go
