Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

[mvapes]

Anyone that takes opiates with any regularity (myself and others on here) knows the pains of constipation. Going once a week isn't normal. My solution? French press some real strong coffee, start hitting the e-cig. Stimulants (even mild ones like nicotine and caffeine) will get your insides going. Hell, I've basically Pavlov'd myself to the point where even the smell of coffee in the kitchen in the mornings makes me want to go

Stimulants? Like coke, molly, addys, speed, etc....? I don't like wasting time with the p*ssy stuff! At this point the plunger is looking like a potential option. I've tried it all, laxatives, enemas, suppositories, anal massage (don't give me any shit about this, I wiped prior), and castor oil! That shit is nasty!

 

[Dreamerr]

Bowel and bladder is a pain in the ass to say the least. It is funny how people look at you and have zero idea what is really going on. I have learned a lot being disabled more then I ever wanted to know.

Did you know it is legal for an ER doc to ignore you depending on what is wrong with you? The issue is they don't know till after the fact. Even if your cousin got to wait for the other doc she may have been worse off depending. If you feel like reading I have Cauda Equina Syndrome to be exact. Just keep in mind that is an absolute definition and not all is for the real world.

I have learned from this that money means nothing but I do need some cause medical equipment is expensive to say the least.

You know how moms are...save for you retirement blah blah well damn I am retired so now what. I can't do any of the things I planned for and don't have enough to do what I need to do now.

mvapes, go buy that red water bag enema, I promise it will work. I bet tweek or shitty will help you put it in.

 

[Tweek]

I only go near lady bums.

 

[satyrday]

Cauda Equina Syndrome

Hopefully you'll love doctors again before it's all over, Dreamerr. I keep thinking they're going to find a cure for spinal cord injuries - too late for Christopher Reeve but he brought a lot of attention to the problem.

I knew a quad from a diving accident and he had the best attitude, but his life was so sad. He could barely even move his head. This is one area where I have real faith medical science will come through with something, and not just far off in the Star Trek future.

It's love and hate with doctors just like with the human body. Got to hand it to some of them who really dedicate themselves to helping others.

 

[Dreamerr]

Tis fine if they find some type of stem cell stuff that works but I would never ever go for it. I am ok being a crip. It ruined my life and that won't change so now I deal with it as it is. Shopping isn't even fun any more and that is sad. Everything becomes a chore instead of just a fun day out. Tis why I stay home 90% of the time. I only go out when I have to. I also have a huge personal space or I will spasm and/or have panic attacks so that makes it difficult as well. I am all good and have learned to deal with this new life. As my son says though, I am not the same person.

 

[mvapes]

Dreamerr, I have been told many times that I wasn't the same person anymore. Both criminally, and medically - by the way, both these incidents happened when I was young boy living in Belgium...

***Edit*** I just realized why it's so quiet, it's Saturday night - everyone's on a drug run!

 

[Dreamerr]

I never realized the dating game background
I am here not on a run of any kind
I just tried to use a little bottle some nice guy on here sent me to use in the solo and couldn't figure it out. It is that bottle with the tube and the metal thingy to scrap oil from the solo stem and then vape it. I failed. I gotta find vito's vid and watch it but my guess is I will need verbal help as always.

 

[mvapes]

The way you describe that bottle leads me to believe that the friend who sent it may have had other intentions for it's use...


If I only had pics from ships wedding party I could show you, that poor fucking girl...

The monkey however didn't feel shit! I don't give a shit what anyone says, their supposed to scream like that!

 

[Dreamerr]

MV what are you thinking about the ascent so far? I hate when I feel that let down feeling when a vape comes out and the reviews start rolling in. As much as the reviews are good I don't see it being any better then any of the others even there old DV. Also the mention of the glass maybe getting gummed up at such an early stage must mean there is already some concern and resistance that he was able to tell it will become an issue.

 

[lwien]

MV what are you thinking about the ascent so far? I hate when I feel that let down feeling when a vape comes out and the reviews start rolling in. As much as the reviews are good I don't see it being any better then any of the others even there old DV. Also the mention of the glass maybe getting gummed up at such an early stage must mean there is already some concern and resistance that he was able to tell it will become an issue.

I know you weren't asking me, Dreamerr, but hell, here's some input anyway.

Yeah, the thing that turns me off to the reviews is that the Ascent requires a full pack to operate well, much like the PAX and the bowl is of a similar size. Being that I'm a two hit person, that would be a waste for me. Sticks has tried putting cotton into the bowl to reduce it's volume, but man, I'd much prefer not vaping through cotton.

 

[mvapes]

I liked he old DV, not my favorite as far as flavor but I have high hopes for the Ascent. If it pack the same punch with all glass flavor plus 1 minute heat up with an all day battery! It would be a win fucking win my sweetness....

however

I too have been along that path where something comes out and it's supposed to be the cats meow and I rush in and convince my wife that I need it and when it comes....

It collects dust.

There have only been 3 vaporizers among the 30 plus that I have owned that made their way to my heart. I will always, always, have a Cloud, a Solo, and the DBV in my line up.

 

[Dreamerr]

I like the big bowl but if it just burns it then that sucks. I do multiple sessions when I leave the house so a big bowl is a great thing. Paka managed to use a small amount in the pax by even packing it down on the bottom of the screen so maybe this will be possible with the ascent. I am going to watch and not buy right away as it doesn't seem to fit in between any of my others or have anything different to offer.

Now to take that bottle and shove it up my ass like I believe mvapes told me to do and see if that gets me where I need to be. Do I need lube?

 

[Tweek]

I'll just leave this here...

 

[mvapes]

I don't lube often, but when I do spit works fine....

 

[Enchantre]

Don't look at me to wipe your butts.

.... and that was a job I had, too, back when I was in college. I was a CNA in a very nice nursing home. I really do love older people - though some of the stuff I had to clean up was a bit tough to deal with - and I am well-trained in butt-wiping.

Okay, my wisdom on being able to go (and, I spent most of my life going about once to maybe twice a week):

Cut out all dairy for two weeks. If that helps, well, there you are.
If nothing changes, cut out all wheat products & gluten. Just a week of that should show results, if that is "holding things back"...

For quick results, I really like to take a heaping tsp of vitamin C crystals (I like the Trader Joe brand) in some water. Follow with some plain water. This can be as fast as 30 minutes, so don't take late at night! It's a morning one, on a day you will stick close to home. First time I did this one, it hit within the hour, and I was "busy" on and off for another 3 hours.

If nothing happens after an hour with the Vitamin C crystals, you can have another dose, a little stronger, and wait another hour. The worst time I used this, I needed four doses over 4 hours, until it all broke loose. Do be sure to drink enough water.

With my diet change, I no longer have so much difficulty. But, I do occasionally need some help, and I now use a mix of the Vitamin C crystals (usually 2 tsp) and a Tablespoon of "Natural Calm", which is a magnesium citrate supplement.

 

[Tweek]

We are lucky to have folks like you willing to do the job

 

[Enchantre]

We are lucky to have folks like you willing to do the job

AND... I was busy adding to that post when you read it. Slow down, people... stoned typist here.

 

[Tweek]

AND... I was busy adding to that post when you read it. Slow down, people... stoned typist here.

Sorry, puffing on Sativa over here

 

[ShipDit]

Ah sweet sweet sativa,best way to open the mind to all the mysteries of the Cosmos.
Also works well with porn.

 

[satyrday]

Rise and shine!

 

[Dreamerr]

I told you to stop putting pics of me on the net^^^

 

[ShipDit]

Rise and shine!

I've woke up to worse.
That seal does look tired,probably out all night clubbing. Seal,clubbing....its a seal clubbing joke. On a Sunday.
Oh screw you guys,I'm outta here

 

[satyrday]

^^^Clubbing other seals or humans? Did he club the guy next to him, or just slip him a roofy? Why does that bird look so chipper? Where's Waldo?

 

[mvapes]

That bird does NOT look chipper! I know that look, it's disgust after seeing that mother fuckers idea of clubbing. All I could say is that poor seal tried every way he can to communicate to that sick bastard that he was in the wrong hole!

Poor seals...

 

[Tweek]

Maybe they are lovers?