ShipDit
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Great,its finaly happened. As foretold by The Elders,the Spider Apocolypse is upon us. Stock up on Raid and fly swatters,it's gonna be a long night.My spirit guide is a friggin female spider!
Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!
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satyrday
Well-Known Member
My spirit guide is a friggin female spider!
Just wait until I get my Sublimator - you ain't seen nothing yet!
You know we can can combine those two themes quite easilyWooooooooohooooooooooooooo S&M is our new subject...no more
ShipDit
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Yep,just go to Wal-Mart and start screaming "Bugs,bugs....bugs everywhere"!!! They'll guide you in the right direction.I don't have one of those either...do we have to buy one of those things somewhere
There's no law against being weird in public as long as you keep your pants on.
Vicki
Herbal Alchemist
OMG!!!! We're all screwed!! I will not allow my house to become what happens at the end of this movie!!
That does describe me! I am just like Charlotte! I still hate spiders, though.
In my own defense, I have been letting little spiders live, setting them outside.
Dreamerr
Always in a state of confusion and silliness♀
I saw my first black widow about a month ago...I got pictures lol. I thought I would never know the difference...excuse me spider can you turn over so I can see your red hour glass 
well at least now I know you can tell from the top as well. They are "black" and have a bulb like rear end that is bigger then others.
well at least now I know you can tell from the top as well. They are "black" and have a bulb like rear end that is bigger then others.
Enchantre
Oil Painter
Whoa, this thread has been BUSY today! I see Shipdit is back!
Here's some random things I've learned:
Fibre is NOT the best thing "for constipation"... it can friggin' cause constipation. Get some serious, healthy FAT in your diet. And drink water. Don't drown in it, though. Healthy fats include grass-fed beef/dairy, pastured pork products, coconut oil, EV olive oil, avocados, and grass-fed butter. I put butter in my coffee. Think about cutting way back on known gut irritants, like wheat, corn, and soy.
Nerves NEED cholesterol. Every single nerve fiber in your body is encased in a sheath that requires cholesterol to exist. Eat your eggs. "High cholesterol" is a buzz-phrase that doesn't really tell you anything - arteries are plugged when the walls are damaged, and the body uses cholesterol as spackle. What damages the walls? Inflammation, which can be caused by those gut irritants mentioned above. Also, dehydration will cause wall damage, so drink your water.
I'm working hard at feeding my nerves, as fibro and CMP are nerve-related. My cholesterol numbers, btw, are excellent (just had the tests a few months ago, after a year of eating paleo/primal).
Bowel control: sure, drinking, drugs, and extreme fatigue can throw this off a bit, but generally, if this happens, I'd seriously consider pulling the partying back just a bit. I don't think even Keith Richards would party through that.
Simple walking (for those of us who are ambulatory) can help with strengthening all the muscles and ligaments that support the bowel. Helps with bladder control too. In fact, if you can walk, walking is about the best thing you can do for yourself... that and pick up something heavy once in awhile - I have a 35# kettlebell that I'll swing around and hoist a couple of times a week.
Spiders... most spiders you see are female. They keep the planet from being entirely overrun by flying insects. Most of them will not/can not bite humans. Arachne, from the Greek myths, was a weaver of incredible skill. Having a spider as a spirit guide usually indicates that one is tapped into the entire web of life.
Hair: Bald isn't so bad. Might cut down on bad hair days.
Here's some random things I've learned:
Fibre is NOT the best thing "for constipation"... it can friggin' cause constipation. Get some serious, healthy FAT in your diet. And drink water. Don't drown in it, though. Healthy fats include grass-fed beef/dairy, pastured pork products, coconut oil, EV olive oil, avocados, and grass-fed butter. I put butter in my coffee. Think about cutting way back on known gut irritants, like wheat, corn, and soy.
Nerves NEED cholesterol. Every single nerve fiber in your body is encased in a sheath that requires cholesterol to exist. Eat your eggs. "High cholesterol" is a buzz-phrase that doesn't really tell you anything - arteries are plugged when the walls are damaged, and the body uses cholesterol as spackle. What damages the walls? Inflammation, which can be caused by those gut irritants mentioned above. Also, dehydration will cause wall damage, so drink your water.
I'm working hard at feeding my nerves, as fibro and CMP are nerve-related. My cholesterol numbers, btw, are excellent (just had the tests a few months ago, after a year of eating paleo/primal).
Bowel control: sure, drinking, drugs, and extreme fatigue can throw this off a bit, but generally, if this happens, I'd seriously consider pulling the partying back just a bit. I don't think even Keith Richards would party through that.
Simple walking (for those of us who are ambulatory) can help with strengthening all the muscles and ligaments that support the bowel. Helps with bladder control too. In fact, if you can walk, walking is about the best thing you can do for yourself... that and pick up something heavy once in awhile - I have a 35# kettlebell that I'll swing around and hoist a couple of times a week.
Spiders... most spiders you see are female. They keep the planet from being entirely overrun by flying insects. Most of them will not/can not bite humans. Arachne, from the Greek myths, was a weaver of incredible skill. Having a spider as a spirit guide usually indicates that one is tapped into the entire web of life.
Hair: Bald isn't so bad. Might cut down on bad hair days.
Vicki
Herbal Alchemist
That's interesting. I'll have to explore that.
mvapes.....I hope you are feeling ok, physically and mentally.
ShipDit
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I know that post had both spiders AND constipation but that's ok...don't freak out now...plenty of time for that later...
...just back away slowly and don't show fear...I smell a trick...yeah me too...so are you gonna...nope,not gonna touch anything...if we get out of this alive I'll buy the next round...that would be nice...
...just back away slowly and don't show fear...I smell a trick...yeah me too...so are you gonna...nope,not gonna touch anything...if we get out of this alive I'll buy the next round...that would be nice...
Alright, 2 of the 3 are here now...
Edit...I just got back from a trip to the ER! The results are in, not only do I have parkinsons disease but they were able to confirm my wifes suspicion! I am in fact, an asshole.
And yes, they were able to retrieve my last doctors watch, but no fucking luck on my remote!
Another edit - Dreamerr, I met my first black widow in Houston, VERY DIFFERENT STORY.....
Edit...I just got back from a trip to the ER! The results are in, not only do I have parkinsons disease but they were able to confirm my wifes suspicion! I am in fact, an asshole.
And yes, they were able to retrieve my last doctors watch, but no fucking luck on my remote!
Another edit - Dreamerr, I met my first black widow in Houston, VERY DIFFERENT STORY.....
ShipDit
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Wtf? Did that happen to you too? I thought it was Thursday,turns out it's Friday and everyone's here already.
Go to bed freak,we have this under control. I think,I mean SOMEONE must know what's going on here,right?
Anyone....?
Oh God help us all...
Friday? Are you sure? If it IS Friday than I haven't gone to the bathroom in a week. That is very uncomfortable if anyone wants to know...btw, have I told you that according to my dr - from the looks of my anus he can't possibly believe I've never been in Turkey!
Is it bad that after my tox screen the nurse asked if I had anything on me and the she had cash
Is it bad that after my tox screen the nurse asked if I had anything on me and the she had cash
dorkus_molorkus
Well-Known Member
Some social commentary for those girls who have their lunchbox hanging out while at the shops.
OMG WHERE THE FUCK DO I LOOK?
OMG WHERE THE FUCK DO I LOOK?
dorkus_molorkus
Well-Known Member
like a summers breeze thru the curtains.
momofthegoons
vapor accessory addict
Friday night, the "boys" are all here.....
Let the festivities begin!!!
Let the festivities begin!!!
momofthegoons
vapor accessory addict
I'm sorry hon.... but it was such a lovely day that I thought everyone would enjoy sharing the picture of it with us....Mom - you fucking promised.....
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