Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

momofthegoons

vapor accessory addict
Hi ShipDit, sorry to hear bout all you going through... I had that no talking thing long ago but was due to trauma.. I looked up some stuff for ya and came across this ...2nd paragraph..please read..and take care
http://www.healthtalkonline.org/Nerves_and_brain/transient_ischaemic_attack/Topic/4062/
not trying to alarm you ..just trying to offer an idea of what could be.
This is what I was thinking too. You know Ship, you had quite the week prior to your event. It wouldn't be a huge surprise that it effected you neurologically. :cool:

Not criticizing..... just saying.
 
This is what I was thinking too. You know Ship, you had quite the week prior to your event. It wouldn't be a huge surprise that it effected you neurologically. :cool:

Not criticizing..... just saying.
Gee,ya think? The problem is narrowing it down to one offending substance. Damn that was a HELL of a week though. Hell of a week!
For the children who may be reading this,DONT DO ANY DRUG YOU DON'T 100% UNDERSTAND! I know I know,ts all fun and games until the bill comes due. You can have fun with chemicals,nobody's arguing that,but you must understand you will pay for that fun someday. Or maybe I just have a cold and all this is just paranoia. Remember that time I thought I had a brain tumor only to find out it was just a bad haircut? (First one to make a bald joke...is pretty cool).
This may sounds like some new-age happy happy joy joy bullshit but venting here realy does help. Plus I only have to tap it out,it's up to you guys to make sense of it. Poor bastards.

Thanks Mom,
S
 

mvapes

Scratchin' Glass!
Accessory Maker
If it's a polyp you win free tattoo work for a year! It probably won't be GOOD tattoo work,but free is free!
You think 2 poopless Weeks in a row is a joke? You have much to learn my dear. Oh,I talked to the flying monkeys again about abducting you to the party and they said it's cool with them.....so leave your windows open and be expecting a visit.
This ones for you Sistah!
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My PD has been having a fucking battle royale with my stomach! Can't drop a deuce for days at a time. My stomach muscles actually get tremors and I have to say IT'S FUCKING HORRIBLE! It feels like my ribs pop out of place and causes radiating pain through my front side. It's totally incapacitating, I don't know if anyone has ever felt what it's like when your body is doing shit that you ain't telling it to do. Ship has shared this fear with me and it's comforting knowing that I am not alone. I've had my dick go off on a mind of it's own but that's simple, if he's at attention for no reason you fucking sit or stick it someplace damp and warm. If he fucking spits, politely ask your partner if she would be kind enough to clean that up.....(in anyway she want's) or if your me and most likely alone get a fucking napkin and try aiming better!

***EDIT***And bro - I just talked to my dr - the throat and vocal cords are quite commonly affected by PD. The Vocal cords vibrate through muscle contraction. Our muscles don't do what we tell them to all the time anymore. In fact, this may be related in some way but I have noticed a few times that I can't swallow. All jokes aside, I could NOT fucking swallow for a few minutes and it felt like I had a golf ball in my throat.

Now, imagine I couldn't swallow when we in Beirut! They would have killed if we didn't give their money back....
 

satyrday

Well-Known Member
Gee,ya think? The problem is narrowing it down to one offending substance. Damn that was a HELL of a week though. Hell of a week!
For the children who may be reading this,DONT DO ANY DRUG YOU DON'T 100% UNDERSTAND! I know I know,ts all fun and games until the bill comes due. You can have fun with chemicals,nobody's arguing that,but you must understand you will pay for that fun someday. Or maybe I just have a cold and all this is just paranoia. Remember that time I thought I had a brain tumor only to find out it was just a bad haircut? (First one to make a bald joke...is pretty cool).
This may sounds like some new-age happy happy joy joy bullshit but venting here realy does help. Plus I only have to tap it out,it's up to you guys to make sense of it. Poor bastards.

Thanks Mom,
S
OK, considering the turn this discussion has taken, the last thing you probably want to hear is a prescription for more hard drugs, but sometimes fighting fire with fire is your only hope for a real cure. I do not recommend the following treatment to anyone, but can only put myself in your shoes, and honestly think about what course of action I might take if in your situation

I don't want to go too far afield with a discussion on demonology. The subject has become somewhat of a joke amongst scientific thinkers who hope all that nonsense is buried in the distant past ... with stories of Jesus casting out demons, and people being burned at the stake under less kindly hands. However, I will try to simplify with just a few words. First is the title of a book that helps shift the topic from objectification to subjectification, "Low Magick: It's All In Your Head ... You Just Have No Idea How Big Your Head Is" by Lon Milo Duquette (the book and author are very interesting, but really it's just the title that's important right now). If you go off the reservation repeatedly on hard drugs, and experience alien parts of your "head" without proper assimilation, then imbalances, or demonic possession if you will, can occur - the results of which are highly unpredictable and range from the spiritual into the physical.

I sometimes call modern doctors pinheads not because they are dumb, and not because they cannot provide relief or don't deserve respect for what they do, but because they put their blinders on and only talk about what they can know through the tools of science. In many cases these "pinheads" can be a life saver and I am thankful they are so narrowly focused. But when you are dealing with forces that really aren't adequately explained using the small body of knowledge truly known at this point scientifically, or even rationally (compared to all the things unexplained, hence the relative term "pinhead"), then you may have to take your off-the-reservation problems ... off the fucking reservation! Sometimes the best course of action is to be a pinhead and only deal with the known facts, but other times you have to trust in a greater and wiser force beyond what can be dissected and discussed using the current body of accepted knowledge.

Here is an example of that, and you can do with it what feels right to you - again I can only say to what length I might go if in your situation, not what you should do ... so take it with a grain of salt (if nothing else, it's a hell of a read IMO):
http://www.nationalgeographic.com/adventure/0603/features/peru.html

At this point I would not attempt this type of cure solo or just with some amateur trip-sitter buddy, but only in the hands of a knowledgeable spirit guide. Judging who is really THAT will be a journey unto itself ... should you go there. And perhaps the Ayahuasca cure seems too radical at this point - maybe just start investigating natural healers who deal with these spiritual forces using more gentle means. But if you've got the balls and feel that gentle may not be enough at this point, then there are old, wisened, and maybe "crazy" witch doctors that are perhaps who you need to meet right now on your journey. Go toe-to-toe crazy with those fuckers!
 

Dreamerr

Always in a state of confusion and silliness♀
From someone who has compromised bowel and bladder function from paraplegia good luck guys. I cursed out the doc when they gave me that drink stuff for a colonoscopy. I got a huge belly ache but nothing comes out...no more of that shit for me. Imagine having diarrhea and it doesn't come out. That is my life.

Docs can all go fuck themselves. Gee you think I am in a mood today:nod:
 

Vicki

Herbal Alchemist
From someone who has compromised bowel and bladder function from paraplegia good luck guys. I cursed out the doc when they gave me that drink stuff for a colonoscopy. I got a huge belly ache but nothing comes out...no more of that shit for me. Imagine having diarrhea and it doesn't come out. That is my life.

Docs can all go fuck themselves. Gee you think I am in a mood today:nod:

I have days like that too. Doctors tend to have that affect sometimes.
 
Always wanted to try Ayahuasca,but could never find it in the 'states. I'd like go there for the whole experience,but trippin' balls in a land full of spiders big enough to move furniture? Not in this lifetime.
Of course if someone had some they wanted to part with...:evil:



From someone who has compromised bowel and bladder function from paraplegia good luck guys. I cursed out the doc when they gave me that drink stuff for a colonoscopy. I got a huge belly ache but nothing comes out...no more of that shit for me. Imagine having diarrhea and it doesn't come out. That is my life.

Docs can all go fuck themselves. Gee you think I am in a mood today

Don't hold back Dreamerr,how do you realy feel? Come on now((((group hug)))).
Who luvs ya? FC, THAT'S FUCKING WHO!
 

Dreamerr

Always in a state of confusion and silliness♀
Doctors work in absolutes and no human is the same so that doesn't work. It is all about covering there asses. If they did there job I wouldn't be a crip. I don't go to docs anymore. I go to a regular gp just to get my headache pills and my signature for my mmj renewal. I don't even go for blood tests that he tries to send me for. I don't care what I have or don't have. If I get something that will kill me then I will die like the universe wants me to.
 

Reflections

Well-Known Member
I feel for you all..I also am not to fond of drs but sometimes they do have thier place. I have battled IBS for many years and got tired of all their pills and proding and poking with no help. So i went with natural remedys, and basically healed myself. Diet plays an important role and balancing out your ph levels,to make your system flow more naturally.
 

Tweek

Well-Known Member
Always wanted to try Ayahuasca,but could never find it in the 'states. I'd like go there for the whole experience,but trippin' balls in a land full of spiders big enough to move furniture? Not in this lifetime.
Of course if someone had some they wanted to part with...:evil:


Ayahuasca is one of those things I recommend folks only use for meditative/shamanistic purposes. It is just too much for recreational use IMO. It can also be dangerous for folks taking anti-depressants, etc as it is an MAOI Inhibitor...so lots to consider before going down that road ;)
 

lwien

Well-Known Member
Doctors work in absolutes and no human is the same so that doesn't work.

With the advent of genetics, I think this mindset is beginning to change. I do know that they are beginning to target cancer treatment based upon ones unique genetic makeup rather than ordering up the same chemo for everyone that's just based on the type of cancer and it's severity.

We are all unique and we all respond differently to different drugs and therapies. The medical community didn't yet know how to recognize these differences. That is changing.
 

satyrday

Well-Known Member
Always wanted to try Ayahuasca,but could never find it in the 'states. I'd like go there for the whole experience,but trippin' balls in a land full of spiders big enough to move furniture? Not in this lifetime.
Of course if someone had some they wanted to part with...:evil:
Well you could visit me, but the first demon I would try to exorcise is that spider spook that's terrifying you. I would hand you one jar of ayahuasca and one jar of spiders and have you pick one to drink blindfolded.
 

satyrday

Well-Known Member
I would go for the non-spidery one every time.
Note to self,change answer to the question"what would be the worst way to die"? To "Drown in spiders".
Gotta admit that's one creepy thought...yeah,acid probably not the best drug right now.
The spidery one's coming out later regardless.
 
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