Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

[dorkus_molorkus]

 

[Dreamerr]

B & D is good too...I am to old too but I can remember being young can't I? My new favorite pass time is living vicariously through others.

 

[Tweek]

This thread climaxes and dies pretty quickly. Kind of like what sex with shipdit would be like.

 

[lwien]

B & D is good too...I am to old too but I can remember being young can't I? My new favorite pass time is living vicariously through others.

Too old? I'm older than just about everyone here and there's no way in hell that I'm too old.

 

[Tweek]

Something tells me Stu will be around shortly.

 

[Stu]

Who woke me up from my nap? And why are my legs and arms tied?

 

[pakalolo]

Kind of like what sex with shipdit would be like.

Is this something you think about a lot?

 

[Tweek]

Who woke me up from my nap? And why are my legs and arms tied?

And there you go.

Is this something you think about a lot?

Only on the nights my wife works late. I don't consider it cheating then.

 

[Dreamerr]

Nice rock hard abs you got there tweek and shit looks so cute in his little soldier outfit.

LW it must just be the crip thing and it isn't fun anymore I guess...but I will live vicariously through you then since you aren't to old. Even shopping sucks now and that is sad.

 

[lwien]

Who woke me up from my nap? And why are my legs and arms tied?

And what is that nurse doing here?

LW it must just be the crip thing and it isn't fun anymore I guess...but I will live vicariously through you then since you aren't to old. Even shopping sucks now and that is sad.

Ok, in that case, I'll be your surrogate. Dom or sub? Bottom or top? Switch?

 

[Stu]

And why is this big indian standing over me with a pillow?

 

[lwien]

And why is this big indian standing over me with a pillow?

Now that nurse is beginning to make sense.

 

[Tweek]

In Stu's nightmare, the big indian is standing behind him.

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

In Stu's nightmare, the big indian is standing behind him.

and his visual perspective is upside down & from in between his legs while gripping his ankles.





or this even.

 

[Tweek]

 

[ShipDit]

Wow,this little thread is becoming quite a zoo! There's sex,drugs,Pink Floyd references,s+m and whatever the hell Tweek is. Add to that mix peeps from Canada and that horrifying place called Austraila. There is even discussion on how to understand That Which Cannot Be Understood,you know,women. You can tell a lot about a Women by her hands,if they're wrapped tightly around your throat she's probably upset.
I love them all,but truthfully they scare the living shit out of me.And that's the extent of what I know about those mysterious creatures.
I do have a serious health-kinda-related question. Last week,out of fucking nowhere I couldn't speak,at all. My brain knew what I wanted to say but when it came to vocalizing thought my mouth wouldn't play ball.
This lasted for about 3-4 hours then slowly faded back to normal. I asked my Doc.(an old friend that I can trust) and he said with all the shit I put in my system he's surprised I haven't achieved cold fusion in my liver. He said to hold off all the weird shit for a week then he can start trying to figure out this latest nightmare. Anybody have any ideas? I don't mean to sound like a cry-baby but not being able to vocally communicate is terrifying. And I know true terror,I'm married. It's happened twice more and doesn't seem to have a pattern. I've tried to find some answers online but I'm to dense to even know what to look for and I keep getting distracted by porn. Any help,real or made up would realy be appreciated. Being locked inside my head is NOT as much fun as it sounds...it realy does scare me.
On a brighter note I haven't shit my pants for 2+weeks,my personal record is 6.
Also got some tatt. Work done. My daughter is apprenticing to be a pro ink-slinger so I let her put one of my favorite qoutes on my inner arm.

Good job Sweetie,now move out of my house!
I'm also working on an adaption of the 1812 Overture using only farts. I cannot believe my Wife hasn't left me.

Yep,I think I've found my on-line home...thanks mvapes!

 

[Dreamerr]

Partially paralyzed vocal cord or something on it like a polyp? What do I win if I am right.

Your wife must be happy you can't speak for a period of time . On a serious not I bet that is scary as you said.

I hope you shitting on yourself is a joke or you are really fucked up.

 

[ShipDit]

Partially paralyzed vocal cord or something on it like a polyp? What do I win if I am right.

Your wife must be happy you can't speak for a period of time . On a serious not I bet that is scary as you said.

I hope you shitting on yourself is a joke or you are really fucked up.

If it's a polyp you win free tattoo work for a year! It probably won't be GOOD tattoo work,but free is free!
You think 2 poopless Weeks in a row is a joke? You have much to learn my dear. Oh,I talked to the flying monkeys again about abducting you to the party and they said it's cool with them.....so leave your windows open and be expecting a visit.
This ones for you Sistah!

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

Dunno about whether she appreciates the silence or not, but I reckon she'd be totally stoked about the 2 week fecal incident hiatus.

OTH- silence, no fecal matter & a silent shaking giant tattooed dildo?

Very similar to what goes on at my house when Im not home I suspect.

 

[Dreamerr]

So what is it are you shitting on yourself for two weeks or stopped up for two weeks. Damn you can't make up your mind. Are you going to get your throat scoped? I don't do docs but good luck.

 

[ShipDit]

No throat scraping yet,hoping that won't be necessary but who knows? If it happens I'll record my screams. That always makes my wife laugh so......?
As for the poop stuff,it's a guy thing I guess. You know I luvs ya but Women-folk just don't get it.

 

[Tweek]

Sorry to hear that Ship...sounds pretty scary bro. Have you started any new meds lately? From my limited knowledge on the subject, I know that can sometimes cause things to go a bit weird until adjusted.

 

[ShipDit]

Thanks Tweek!
Yeah they have me on a couple new meds,that's why I'm going cold-turkey (except for sweet MaryJane) on everything for a bit. Then the Doc and I will try each one individually and see what happens. Lol,after all these years I'm finally a professional drug tester.
It may just be that the time has come to put away some of the more "controversial" hobbies. That whole stuttering-retard thing sucks that bad! Off course we all know that it's NOT the marijuana fucking up my brain,so I'm gonna double up my weed intake until this crap gets figured out. I did find a voodoo type doll last week with a pin through it's mouth,but the little lady says it's TOTALY not related. Right after she said that she giggled and went back to eating kittens...should I be worried?

 

[Reflections]

Hi ShipDit, sorry to hear bout all you going through... I had that no talking thing long ago but was due to trauma.. I looked up some stuff for ya and came across this ...2nd paragraph..please read..and take care
http://www.healthtalkonline.org/Nerves_and_brain/transient_ischaemic_attack/Topic/4062/
not trying to alarm you ..just trying to offer an idea of what could be.

 

[ShipDit]

Hi ShipDit, sorry to hear bout all you going through... I had that no talking thing long ago but was due to trauma.. I looked up some stuff for ya and came across this ...2nd paragraph..please read..and take care
http://www.healthtalkonline.org/Nerves_and_brain/transient_ischaemic_attack/Topic/4062/
not trying to alarm you ..just trying to offer an idea of what could be.

Any and all info I can get is helpful,very helpful.
Thank you Refflections,I owe ya one!