Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

[Vicki]

The partner of someone near and dear to me, decided recently to lecture me about my herb usage. This person is fully aware of my medical issues, yet decided it was prudent to tell me that I am living a poor lifestyle, and should consider a change if I want to be a winner in life....and this lecture was done while they were piss drunk.

They opened a can of whoop ass that they won't be able to put back...ever.

Tell that person you'll be happy to give up herb as soon as they give up alcohol!

 

[satyrday]

Tell that person you'll be happy to give up herb as soon as they give up alcohol!

But don't actually mean it! Let 'em pickle themselves.

 

[Tweek]

It never fails to amaze me how self- righteous some Drunks can be. I've had the same thing happen to me more then once Tweek , Someone pants pissing Shitfaced drunk telling me how Vaping an oz or two a month is "evil"(LMFAO)but somehow their six bottles of rum a month is fine.

Ignore Drunks they get kind o' stupid. Then they forget what assholes they were the night before.

I hear ya! This one is going to be hard to forget though...this person was also very verbally abusive to their partner and the rest of us in general that night. I can forgive stupidity when drunk, but after a certain point, there is no excuse.

If you know you are a dick head when drunk...then cut down on your drinking I say. I gave up booze altogether once I realized it was not making me the nicest person.

 

[satyrday]

I get annoyed talking to drunks. Even happy drunks bug me.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

it took me 15 yrs. to find a type of alcohol that i can drink to hang w/ my alky friends. thankfully most puff as well (this is the nw, everybody puffs).
now, if it's a blow-out and i know everyone's getting smashed, i grab a pint of quality tequila and get quickly and quietly happy (down half it w/in an hour) and then nurse the rest and i'm not irritated, nor hungover. if i do beer or cheap alcohol or whiskey it's painful for everybody ('specially me the next day). if it's rum, hide your daughters, your wives, and please engage when i try to "play fight".
i'm definitely a 'hope the weed will out-weigh these drinks' kinda guy. that is, as long as keep puffing and i keep the stone above the drunk, i'm fine. beer makes that less possible what w/ the hops magnifying the weed.

but over-all fuck alkies, fuck alcohol, and those who can't handle it

If you know you are a dick head when drunk...then cut down on your drinking I say.

it's that easy, or don't fuckin' drink period.

 

[grokit]

 

[satyrday]

This has nothing to do with alcohol or how much fun I am [not] at drunken parties (I make an exception for drunken orgies of course).

No, this is in honor of post 1313. But instead of making it so ominous, I will salute a childhood favorite ... reruns that is, I'm not that old

 

[Tweek]

If I owned that house, and put it on the market...I would hide a stuffed, full sized version of Uncle Fester in the basement.

 

[mvapes]

I barely ever drink. If I do it's one or two. I don't like being drunk nor do I like being around them. I've had a few issues in my life with people I love becoming very different under the influence of alcohol.

And that bullshit is TOTALLY legal - FUCK THAT!

 

[Tweek]

I become a good dancer, apparently. I also become that guy who hits on every woman in the room...not a pretty sight. Glad I don't drink anymore.

 

[satyrday]

I am a friendly person, just very reserved in most situations. I do like cutting loose when drunk, but poisoning myself to do so seems a bit of a cheat. My cutting loose just means I can have a normal, free-flowing conversation with people I don't know. Problem is that their cutting loose means I am forced to dance the Limbo or Hokey Pokey at that point in order to keep up. If I were the only one drunk it would be fine, except for the bed spins at the end of the night.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

a friend recently remarked over dinner how much this quote reminded him of me. i chose to take it as a compliment.

“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”

 

[lwien]

What did the optimist say right after he jumped off a 30 story building?

"So far, so good."

----Homeland (1st episode this season)

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

 

[satyrday]

I hope this is a real picture. My eyes are too blurry right now and my tablet too small to tell, but I need to feel this is really going on in the world. If this is photoshopped, then whoever wasted time doing it deserves a raise, especially if it was completely unrelated to the job they're supposed to be doing.

 

[mvapes]

I'm a dog lover first but love all animals. My dog's are like my children. If I came home to that scene and that kitty was latched on to my dog.


Someone's 9 lives are gonna run out quick! I'm just saying....

 

[deadheadbill]

I find that nice craft brew and weed to be the perfect combination.

 

[satyrday]

I'm a dog lover too ... I think it's fake. Is it? LOL

I picked up my dog and chased after a neighbor dog the other day growling like a wild animal (I was the one growling). Not sure what I would have done if it hadn't skedaddled. That damn little dog has been stalking us and attacking mine on nightly walks. Sick of it. The neighbor gets chased next.

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

I have troubles with other dogs being off leash when walking my rottweiler. He doesnt like other dogs very much and there is a lot of tension when they approach.

I have given up on asking the owner to put their mutt on a lead like the law requires, because 9 outta 10 times they are self entitled morons.

I now just firmly tell the dog to piss off in a low menacing voice, advancing one step forward (while the dog is still some distance away of course) & pointing in the opposite direction.

Its amazing how effective it is. I am having more success with that approach than talking to empty headed pet owners who are perfectly happy to let their little fluffy leap into my dogs jaws.

I have had that many runs ins with these fuckwits that I have some video sunglassess on order to document our walks in case I ever need evidence to protect my dog.



@Tweek

as far as hitting on everything in the room at parties...............
I am sorta ok, until I get a camera in my hands. Then every pic I take I seem to ask, 'get your tits out ladies'. I went thru a phase (not that long ago) where that was a common occurrence.
Hence I no longer go to parties anymore.

On the upside, I def saw more boobies than I ever expected to when I left home on those evenings, and I got pics of them too!

Mind you, being at a party with a high lesbian to hetro ratio,
this sort of behavior does not go down well. (insert bawdy joke here)

@Bob Loblaw

thats a cool quote dude!

I have an interesting 'feature'(purely cosmetic) from birth that made going to school hell when I was a kid.
When you have people staring at you and those same people whispering, say on the bus, on your way to your school hell.

Throw in being freakishly clever at some things and totally fucking retarded at the things all others found natural. Add to that a massive handful of an abusive homelife.

By the age of seven I was convinced all adults were morons and didnt know anything at all.
The downside of that was, I was convinced I was smarter than everyone else.
At the age of seven, that is a massive call.

But I did quickly formulate a retort that I still use to this day.
People look at my 'feature' and ask/ blurt out 'whats that?'

My answer is always,
'Thats the difference between me and the rest of you mere mortals'
I have worn that statement like a shield for nearly 35 years.

and I might add,
what a mighty shield it was and continues to be.

 

[Snappo]

I've enjoyed alcohol for as long as I can remember. Not for getting buzzed (don't really enjoy that too much), but for the flavor. And over the years I've become very particular about the quality vintages I imbibe. Guess you could say in that respect I'm a bit of a snob. Most for my single malts and blends come straight from Scotland, but some from here in the US are good too. I mostly sip alone, as my friends and family don't drink at all. As for beer, the best I've had is the beer I make at home from recipes that are hundreds of years old. Nothing like the commercial crap you get off the grocer's shelf.
Cheers, ALL! Lechaim!

 

[satyrday]

I now just firmly tell the dog to piss off in a low menacing voice, advancing one step forward (while the dog is still some distance away of course) & pointing in the opposite direction.

Its amazing how effective it is. I am having more success with that approach than talking to empty headed pet owners who are perfectly happy to let their little fluffy leap into my dogs jaws.

I got tired of the civil "No, No, No" business with this dog. It looks a foo foo dog with styled, fluffy hair and a pug face. Bad combination. In fact the dog looks remarkably like the woman that owns him

 

[Tweek]

My parents had a neighbour with a yappy mutt that would bite people who were walking by. One day, the dog got cocky and ran after a bear. R.I.P mutt.

 

[lwien]

IMost for my single malts and blends come straight from Scotland, but some from here in the US are good too. I mostly sip alone, as my friends and family don't drink at all.....

Ummm.......Balvenie DoubleWood, Macallan 12 both served neat............love those two. Really like the Sherry undertones. Don't like too much smoke.

But when money gets tight and I can't afford 50 dollar bottles of scotch, a bit of Jameson on the rocks is nice to sip as well. Not nearly as complex but nice......and cheap.

But yeah, I never drink these to get high. Strictly drink for the taste. A shot can last me over an hour.

 

[Vicki]

My parents had a neighbour with a yappy mutt that would bite people who were walking by. One day, the dog got cocky and ran after a bear. R.I.P mutt.

Oh damn. I blame the dumbass owner.

 

[Tweek]

Oh damn. I blame the dumbass owner.

I'm working on his autobiography: "The last bite: A mutts tail"