Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!
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Bob Loblaw
Astralnaut
Bob Loblaw
Astralnaut
damn you, murphy!
I literally have my wife's schedule in my calendar. It may not be exact but I know when the PMS is coming. A few days before I clean like it's my fucking job and and stock up on chocolates!
I also make sure she's not scheduled to have any conversations with clients, unless of course she's making collection calls.
I also make sure she's not scheduled to have any conversations with clients, unless of course she's making collection calls.
Vicki
Herbal Alchemist
I literally have my wife's schedule in my calendar. It may not be exact but I know when the PMS is coming. A few days before I clean like it's my fucking job and and stock up on chocolates!
I also make sure she's not scheduled to have any conversations with clients, unless of course she's making collection calls.
If men were shedding their inside skin tissue, they would be a wreck too!
lwien
Well-Known Member
If men were shedding their inside skin tissue, they would be a wreck too!
That vid reminds me of Space Invaders.
But yeah, totally agree. Men would be a total wreck if they had to deal with things that women have to deal with, from menstruation to child birth to hormone swings to a desire to nurture, to a desire to talk incessantly about nothing, to constantly wanting to talk about not only their feelings, but the feelings of others, to an innate desire to own more shoes than can be worn in a lifetime, to requiring hours of foreplay before an orgasm, to having to wear bras and deal with thousands of different types of underwear, to applying make-up every morning, to have to deal with taking the makeup off every night, to stress over dry skin, wrinkles and grey hair, to............................etc etc etc ................etc.
Being a fucking man is a walk in the park.
This is why we keep women around:
You mean, like being incredibly thirsty or hungry? Thanks Alexandre for pointing out the obvious.
Here is mine:
"Only a man who has gone without sex for months, is capable of feeling the ultimate bliss of getting laid."
--Tweek
Yeah...what she said!Boob's are good....
...and what about if it's been YEARS?!!!
Yeah...what she said!
...and what about if it's been YEARS?!!!
Years? You might as well brew a nice hot cup of tea, and watch some of them porno's.
momofthegoons
vapor accessory addict
Yeah...what she said!
...and what about if it's been YEARS?!!!
Ever occur to you guys that this is the wrong approach?
momofthegoons
vapor accessory addict
So... in other words you are hiding yourself as far away from this gaggle of giggling girls as possible?Today I am a member of the IMF. My mission that I have chosen to accept, is to commit epic vapage back in my lab while the freshman girl study group works on their Spanish project in the kitchen . . .
t-dub
Vapor Sloth
Pretty much. I just check on them when I hear something go "CRASH" and the tinkle of breaking glass . . .So... in other words you are hiding yourself as far away from this gaggle of giggling girls as possible?
Enchantre
Oil Painter
Save us all from giggling girls!
We borrowed a Bissell carpet cleaner from my SIL, and have done most of the carpeting. It looks a LOT better - probably because I went over the dog spots like a gazillion times. This should help a lot with the smells... and the cats.
Little miss Ghost peed on the plastic runner (again)... well away from any carpeting. She hasn't peed on any of the cleaned carpet, including in the hallway/entry (where she had been peeing on and off the runner), and she also has NOT peed on the new rug we put on the balcony (previous, she baptized every loose rug we own, including the bath mats). So, I think we are getting the root of the issue solved.
We're having a party Friday & Saturday (it's not really two parties - it's the same party, but some people can't make it Friday, and others Saturday), so I think I'll keep the cleaner until after, in case of spills.
I really, really wish I was STONED right now. Oh, hey... I'm going to go medicate heavily - cramps, ya know.
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We borrowed a Bissell carpet cleaner from my SIL, and have done most of the carpeting. It looks a LOT better - probably because I went over the dog spots like a gazillion times. This should help a lot with the smells... and the cats.
Little miss Ghost peed on the plastic runner (again)... well away from any carpeting. She hasn't peed on any of the cleaned carpet, including in the hallway/entry (where she had been peeing on and off the runner), and she also has NOT peed on the new rug we put on the balcony (previous, she baptized every loose rug we own, including the bath mats). So, I think we are getting the root of the issue solved.
We're having a party Friday & Saturday (it's not really two parties - it's the same party, but some people can't make it Friday, and others Saturday), so I think I'll keep the cleaner until after, in case of spills.
I really, really wish I was STONED right now. Oh, hey... I'm going to go medicate heavily - cramps, ya know.
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Quetzalcoatl
DEADY GUERRERO/DIRT COBAIN/GEORGE KUSH
he just cant let themEpice Vapage & Freshman girl study...t-dub dances on the razors edge.
suck the wand
yeaaaah!