Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!
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I swear my cat would kill me in my sleep, if he could. Actually, I think the only thing stopping him from doing so, is his intense love of the food I feed him.
Stupid human.
But that's ok...I torture him with hugs and kisses nightly, and he repays me with a cold nose in the face while I am asleep, so it's a fair trade off.
Stupid human.
But that's ok...I torture him with hugs and kisses nightly, and he repays me with a cold nose in the face while I am asleep, so it's a fair trade off.
I've never been able to be anywhere near a cat. After a few hours I usually end up in an emergency room with a severe asthma attack. Dogs bother me too, some breeds more than others. I've built up an immunity over the years though and with Allegra I can live with the dogs. Thank G_d too, I could never be without my boy's.
I'm pretty hairy, so you might be allergic to me too.
lwien
Well-Known Member
On a really hairy body? Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch...........................OUCH !!!!!
dorkus_molorkus
Well-Known Member
Righto then, Dorkus has been on the wagon for about 9 days or so.
I woke up after a late friday night without any dinner that evening.
Saturday, I thought I was going to die. In fact I prayed for it.
I vomited several times a substance accurately described in medical books as acid
(not the good kind
)
I could not even keep down a few sips of water to recover from the last dry heaving effort without it sending me heaving again.
This went on for most of the day, I lay on the couch where I shivered & sweat like a mofo at the same time.
Burger king to the rescue at about 5pm.
Still one of the longest days ever.
Sunday, still totally & utterly destroyed. Spent the day still convinced I was dying, but there was some hope.
Monday, hungover still. managed to do some basic chores, but just vaped & watched TV mostly.
Tuesday, on the way back but not 100%.
However, since then I have been a powerhouse of activity and chores. I have been building shit,and plan to build some more shit too.
Its spring here, so lots of gardening to do as well. I am trying my hand at some herbs and veggies for the 100th time without success. But I am super organised this time & seem to be now elderly enough to grow something now.
Getting lots done & am bit of a health kick.
I am thinking of finding Jesus, I cant remember where I left him last.
Oh, this is my 1000th post.
Me writing about being hungover & giving up drinking.
Now thats fucking hardcore elderly right there.
I woke up after a late friday night without any dinner that evening.
Saturday, I thought I was going to die. In fact I prayed for it.
I vomited several times a substance accurately described in medical books as acid
(not the good kind
)I could not even keep down a few sips of water to recover from the last dry heaving effort without it sending me heaving again.
This went on for most of the day, I lay on the couch where I shivered & sweat like a mofo at the same time.
Burger king to the rescue at about 5pm.
Still one of the longest days ever.
Sunday, still totally & utterly destroyed. Spent the day still convinced I was dying, but there was some hope.
Monday, hungover still. managed to do some basic chores, but just vaped & watched TV mostly.
Tuesday, on the way back but not 100%.
However, since then I have been a powerhouse of activity and chores. I have been building shit,and plan to build some more shit too.
Its spring here, so lots of gardening to do as well. I am trying my hand at some herbs and veggies for the 100th time without success. But I am super organised this time & seem to be now elderly enough to grow something now.
Getting lots done & am bit of a health kick.
I am thinking of finding Jesus, I cant remember where I left him last.
Oh, this is my 1000th post.
Me writing about being hungover & giving up drinking.
Now thats fucking hardcore elderly right there.
Righto then, Dorkus has been on the wagon for about 9 days or so.
I woke up after a late friday night without any dinner that evening.
Saturday, I thought I was going to die. In fact I prayed for it.
I vomited several times a substance accurately described in medical books as acid
(not the good kind
I could not even keep down a few sips of water to recover from the last dry heaving effort without it sending me heaving again.
This went on for most of the day, I lay on the couch where I shivered & sweat like a mofo at the same time.
Burger king to the rescue at about 5pm.
Still one of the longest days ever.
Sunday, still totally & utterly destroyed. Spent the day still convinced I was dying, but there was some hope.
Monday, hungover still. managed to do some basic chores, but just vaped & watched TV mostly.
Tuesday, on the way back but not 100%.
However, since then I have been a powerhouse of activity and chores. I have been building shit,and plan to build some more shit too.
Its spring here, so lots of gardening to do as well. I am trying my hand at some herbs and veggies for the 100th time without success. But I am super organised this time & seem to be now elderly enough to grow something now.
Getting lots done & am bit of a health kick.
I am thinking of finding Jesus, I cant remember where I left him last.
Oh, this is my 1000th post.
Me writing about being hungover & giving up drinking.
Now thats fucking hardcore elderly right there.
Does pickled liver taste like pickled eggs?
Righto then, Dorkus has been on the wagon for about 9 days or so.
I woke up after a late friday night without any dinner that evening.
Saturday, I thought I was going to die. In fact I prayed for it.
I vomited several times a substance accurately described in medical books as acid
(not the good kind
I could not even keep down a few sips of water to recover from the last dry heaving effort without it sending me heaving again.
This went on for most of the day, I lay on the couch where I shivered & sweat like a mofo at the same time.
Burger king to the rescue at about 5pm.
Still one of the longest days ever.
Sunday, still totally & utterly destroyed. Spent the day still convinced I was dying, but there was some hope.
Monday, hungover still. managed to do some basic chores, but just vaped & watched TV mostly.
Tuesday, on the way back but not 100%.
However, since then I have been a powerhouse of activity and chores. I have been building shit,and plan to build some more shit too.
Its spring here, so lots of gardening to do as well. I am trying my hand at some herbs and veggies for the 100th time without success. But I am super organised this time & seem to be now elderly enough to grow something now.
Getting lots done & am bit of a health kick.
I am thinking of finding Jesus, I cant remember where I left him last.
Oh, this is my 1000th post.
Me writing about being hungover & giving up drinking.
Now thats fucking hardcore elderly right there.
I will not permit you to quit drinking or find Jesus, Dorkus. It sounds like you need an intervention.
Suck it up, man. Stop being a bitch.
Oh, and congrats on 1000 posts.
Enchantre
Oil Painter
One serious advantage to not having livingroom furniture, is it is quick and easy to bare the entire room.
Right now, I'm "soaking" the carpeting in vinegar & baking soda.
Did the bedroom earlier, I think it turned out pretty nicely. Also cleared out a huge amount of space in the cat room, and got that all vacuumed and arranged nicer. In fact, I've had an amazingly productive day here, unpacking and sorting more things, cleaning like a banshee, making borscht.
Right now, I'm "soaking" the carpeting in vinegar & baking soda.
Did the bedroom earlier, I think it turned out pretty nicely. Also cleared out a huge amount of space in the cat room, and got that all vacuumed and arranged nicer. In fact, I've had an amazingly productive day here, unpacking and sorting more things, cleaning like a banshee, making borscht.
momofthegoons
vapor accessory addict
Now that's a hangover!!! You poor thing.Righto then, Dorkus has been on the wagon for about 9 days or so.
I woke up after a late friday night without any dinner that evening.
Saturday, I thought I was going to die. In fact I prayed for it.
I vomited several times a substance accurately described in medical books as acid
(not the good kind
I could not even keep down a few sips of water to recover from the last dry heaving effort without it sending me heaving again.
This went on for most of the day, I lay on the couch where I shivered & sweat like a mofo at the same time.
Burger king to the rescue at about 5pm.
Still one of the longest days ever.
Sunday, still totally & utterly destroyed. Spent the day still convinced I was dying, but there was some hope.
Monday, hungover still. managed to do some basic chores, but just vaped & watched TV mostly.
Tuesday, on the way back but not 100%.
However, since then I have been a powerhouse of activity and chores. I have been building shit,and plan to build some more shit too.
Its spring here, so lots of gardening to do as well. I am trying my hand at some herbs and veggies for the 100th time without success. But I am super organised this time & seem to be now elderly enough to grow something now.
Getting lots done & am bit of a health kick.
I am thinking of finding Jesus, I cant remember where I left him last.
Oh, this is my 1000th post.
Me writing about being hungover & giving up drinking.
Now thats fucking hardcore elderly right there.
Yup.... you're getting old my dear. Might as well face it. Start doing squatting exercises. They're your best friend.
And then, once gravity's cruelness has become a reality, you can stroll along the lovely beaches of Australia strutting your stuff.
momofthegoons
vapor accessory addict
The partner of someone near and dear to me, decided recently to lecture me about my herb usage. This person is fully aware of my medical issues, yet decided it was prudent to tell me that I am living a poor lifestyle, and should consider a change if I want to be a winner in life....and this lecture was done while they were piss drunk. 
They opened a can of whoop ass that they won't be able to put back...ever.
They opened a can of whoop ass that they won't be able to put back...ever.
Vicki
Herbal Alchemist
RUDE BOY
Space is the Place
The partner of someone near and dear to me, decided recently to lecture me about my herb usage. This person is fully aware of my medical issues, yet decided it was prudent to tell me that I am living a poor lifestyle, and should consider a change if I want to be a winner in life....and this lecture was done while they were piss drunk.
They opened a can of whoop ass that they won't be able to put back...ever.
It never fails to amaze me how self- righteous some Drunks can be. I've had the same thing happen to me more then once Tweek , Someone pants pissing Shitfaced drunk telling me how Vaping an oz or two a month is "evil"(LMFAO)but somehow their six bottles of rum a month is fine.
Ignore Drunks they get kind o' stupid. Then they forget what assholes they were the night before.