Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

Snappo

Caveat Emptor - "A Billion People Can Be Wrong!"
Accessory Maker
Fixed that for ya! ;)

I'm pretty darned stoned right now. Found another spot our Ghost kitty has been peeing - but, it is on the plastic runner. *huh* I cleaned that all up, and realized that I've not finished cleaning all the carpet of the odors of the previous tenant's dogs. I'll get that done tomorrow, and then I expect things will right themselves.
Good detective work! Odors that completely allude our senses can wreak havoc with a cat's emotional well-being.
Heart & eyes wide open makes for a happy kitty
:tup:
 

lwien

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It was actually separating your phrases into TWO separate thoughts.

I'm pretty sure that your desire to be buried in pussy is entirely unrelated to your feelings for felines. ;)

What I'd like to know is..............how and why did vagina's become pussies?

On another note, ya gotta love this quote from Plato's older brother:
"The vagina is a place where all men come from and spend their lives returning to."
 

Tweek

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I like cats too, but right after I read what you wrote above, my eyes started to itch like crazy. :ugh:

It's strange, because when I go to visit the parents, I have to take an anti-histamine daily, or my eyes get raw and itchy because of their dog...with the cat, no problem at all. Maybe a little stuffy nose on occasion, but I usually go to bed using him like a pillow without issues...unless of course, he decides to flip over and tries to stuff his brown eye into my face. Then we got problems.
 

momofthegoons

vapor accessory addict
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grokit

well-worn member
I was allergic to cats until I stopped drinking milk/putting it on cold cereal even though I still do dairy. All of my environmental sensitivities left me at that point, except for mold/fungus. And they were bad, at one point I had acute allergic sinusitis which really sucked.


Found another spot our Ghost kitty has been peeing - but, it is on the plastic runner. *huh* I cleaned that all up, and realized that I've not finished cleaning all the carpet of the odors of the previous tenant's dogs. I'll get that done tomorrow, and then I expect things will right themselves.

I was thinking it could be a territorial thing, but from previous cats which has definitely been known to wreak havoc with new feline tenants. The best bet in new situations is to have some litter that the "problem cat" has already used to blend with the new stuff so it has a familiar odor. Interesting that it's with previous dogs in your case, are you sure there's not a history of cats there too?
 

Tweek

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My big issue now, is his food. He whines every morning, regardless of how full his bowl is, so I top it off and he eats it, then follows me around begging for treats and god knows what else he wants. I swear, I adopted a piglet.
 

lwien

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Have ya ever had a cat that fetched like a dog. I had this cat once that when I'd sit on the floor, wrinkle up a piece of cellophane off of cig pack or a hard candy and flick it with my fingers across the hardwood floor, he'd chase it down, put it in his mouth, bring it right back to me and drop it in front of my legs and then look up at me asking me to do it again............just like a dog would do with a ball.

I also had one of those cat toys that had feathers attached to a string that was attached to a 4 foot plastic rod. There was also a few metal bells attached to the end of it. He'd love it when I played with him with this toy, but what was really weird is that a few mornings every week, I'd be just waking up in the morning and I'd hear this clanging of bells coming down the hall towards my bedroom and it was the cat dragging this toy behind him, which he would then jump on the bed with, plop it down about a foot from my face and just look at me, as if to say................"Get the fuck up. It's play time."

I swear, this cat was part dog.
 

lwien

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I had about ten different cats in my life, but he was the only one that ever did that stuff.

Had another one who LOVED to chase down laser dots from a laser pointer. He loved it so much that whenever I looked at him, raised my eyebrows and said, "Laser Pointer?", his teeth would begin to make that chattering noise they make when they get really excited during a hunt. When he saw that I had the laser in hand but hadn't turned it on yet, he'd frantically go looking all over the floor and up and down the walls looking for that little red dot and then back at me with the look of, "Turn it on already !!". lol............

None of them ever used the toilet. I've heard of others doing that though.
 

grokit

well-worn member
People have commented on how as my twin bitches get closer to their inevitable end, my cat Cosmo acts more and more like the dog of the house. We have a neighbor dog that likes to bark like crazy, but harmless as far as I can tell. One time as I was burning a pile of yard debris I turned around because I heard something, just in time to see Cosmo chasing him away, right down the street! I guess the dog was sneaking up on me/coming over to say hi but Cosmo was all over it.

Cosmo follows me around everywhere like a dog, very playful too although he doesn't fetch. Yet. He's pretty big for a cat but only like a fifth the size of the dog he chased away. Also compared to the only other cat I have ever had, Cosmo is a dream to take care of! I just had to train him how to play fight with me so I can emerge unscathed, because I still react horribly to cat scratches. Anyways unlike my dogs who were the runts of a 15-dog litter, Cosmo was the #1 pick.
 

lwien

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My guy follows me around like a dog as well. Greets me at the front door when I come home, and all that. Those are the best cats. :D

Yup. That cat that played fetch with me did the same thing. He was an indoor/outdoor cat and I always left him outside when I went to work. Whenever I came home, I'd drive up in the driveway, and as I got out of the car, I could see him running up the street towards me and then kinda walk back and forth between my legs while wrapping his tail around my calf, purring like crazy. The next door neighbor saw this once and exclaimed, "Awww...............a Kodak moment".
 

Bob Loblaw

Astralnaut
my cat goes for walks in the park like a dog. his brother follows at a distance.
lives next to me most of the time in winter. feliway diffuser helps (you can catch him in at least one of my recent vids (can't remember which).

as to the food thing, ya got be hitler about that shit. you are the alpha, but it's not like w/ a dog. they have to respect you. i talk to mine like children and they usually get it. not that they don't throw the occasional tantrum, but that's why ya got be vigilant and know which fights are worth it, in my experience
 

Tweek

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my cat goes for walks in the park like a dog. his brother follows at a distance.
lives next to me most of the time in winter. feliway diffuser helps (you can catch him in at least one of my recent vids (can't remember which).

as to the food thing, ya got be hitler about that shit. you are the alpha, but it's not like w/ a dog. they have to respect you. i talk to mine like children and they usually get it. not that they don't throw the occasional tantrum, but that's why ya got be vigilant and know which fights are worth it, in my experience

I usually scold him verbally when he pushes it too far, but he had some health issues a couple of years back, where he dropped a ton of weight, so part of me is just happy he is fat again... so I let it slide sometimes :D
 
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