Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

[Snappo]

That IS a yamaka but it's a special one that is usually only worn on Spiralschlock.

It's quite a site to see a 500 person congregation dovining during Spiralschlock while all wearing this special yamaka. Very inspiring........

Of course, women in the Synagoge don't wear yamaka's, but during Spiralschlock, they are all required to wear this:

To see a couple wearing these head coverings is truly a sight to behold !!

Oy vey! I thought you said "spiral clock"!

FYI: schlock·meis·ter (shl

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n. Slang
One who produces or deals in inferior or shoddy goods or material. Schlock is an English word of Yiddish origin meaning "something cheap, shoddy, or inferior

The above FYI has nothing to do with mvapes. That's a whole other slang

 

[mvapes]

For the hippie folk...

 

[mvapes]

Oy vey! I thought you said "spiral clock"!

FYI: schlock·meis·ter (shl

k

m

st

r)
n. Slang
One who produces or deals in inferior or shoddy goods or material. Schlock is an English word of Yiddish origin meaning "something cheap, shoddy, or inferior

The above FYI has nothing to do with mvapes. That's a whole other slang

I've been to Barcelona and visited La Sagrada Familia.

And your clock reminded me of their staircase

 

[Tweek]

You know that little canopy you Jewish folks get married under? The one that all your groomsmen and bridesmaids hold up? I almost knocked the whole thing over, while I was filming.

I also almost whacked granny on the head with my tripod during the Horah. It was wild.

 

[fluffhead]

You know that little canopy you Jewish folks get married under? The one that all your groomsmen and bridesmaids hold up? I almost knocked the whole thing over, while I was filming.

It would have been even funnier if you had broken the glass as you stumbled. How long ago was this? Maybe I was at one of the weddings.

 

[Tweek]

It would have been even funnier if you had broken the glass as you stumbled. How long ago was this? Maybe I was at one of the weddings.

This was 10 years ago roughly...weddings are rough!

 

[fluffhead]

I don't envy the videographers at weddings. And I'm sure 10 years ago the cameras were even heavier than they are now. If they fed you, I hope the food wasn't kosher.

 

[mvapes]

I had a big wedding the first time around. With Jess we told no one, snuck away one day and went to court and did it. Then we had a judge marry us.

 

[Tweek]

I don't envy the videographers at weddings. And I'm sure 10 years ago the cameras were even heavier than they are now. If they fed you, I hope the food wasn't kosher.

The hardest part was always the ceremony...its a brutally long day overall, but at least at night you get fed, and can flirt with the hot bridesmaids and their friends. They always love the camera, especially the drunker they got.

I had a big wedding the first time around. With Jess we told no one, snuck away one day and went to court and did it. Then we had a judge marry us.

Smart man. Weddings are worse than a career in politics.

Edit: You know what else? I bet after a simple marriage at city hall, you had more than enough energy to shag the night away. No fucking way after a full blown ceremony and reception.

 

[Vicki]

I had a big wedding the first time around. With Jess we told no one, snuck away one day and went to court and did it. Then we had a judge marry us.

My husband I were going to have a big wedding, but people in the wedding party started fighting, and everything became a big clusterfuck. I was about to call off everything when hubby suggested we just go downtown. That was 15 1/2 years ago, and we've never regretted it.

 

[Tweek]

My husband I were going to have a big wedding, but people in the wedding party started fighting, and everything became a big clusterfuck. I was about to call off everything when hubby suggested we just go downtown. That was 15 1/2 years ago, and we've never regretted it.

I don't get assholes who fight at a wedding...it's not their fucking day! Can't they hold it together long enough, for the people they supposedly love?

 

[Vicki]

I don't get assholes who fight at a wedding...it's not their fucking day! Can't they hold it together long enough, for the people they supposedly love?

I was asking the same thing back then! I lost a couple friends over it too.

 

[momofthegoons]

I was just at a wedding where the father of the bride took a call on his cell phone during the ceremony...

I can't think of wedding videos without thinking about this one. No... that is not me in the red dress.

 

[t-dub]

Wow, the bride had a bloody nose, that will make some fine picture memories there . . .

I don't want to get too personal, but I was married 1/2 way around the world on a small island in the Pacific. We had over 700 people show up for our wedding, we killed 6 pigs to feed them all. The wife and I left the party after midnight and when we came back the next afternoon it was still going. The Mahjong tables, 40 of them, ran for 2 days before people finally went home . . .

 

[Stu]

Classic vid Mom. I had a drunk girl just like that at my wedding. One of my best friend's fiancée to be precise. She thought it would be appropriate to attack me on the dance floor with a dirty dancing/stripclub table dance/possible sexual assault right in front of my Grandmother. Granny was not amused.

 

[Tweek]

Something about that story, t-dub, that reminded me of this scene from Apocalypse now (graphic violence warning):

Classic vid Mom. I had a drunk girl just like that at my wedding. One of my best friend's fiancée to be precise. She thought it would be appropriate to attack me on the dance floor with a dirty dancing/stripclub table dance/possible sexual assault right in front of my Grandmother. Granny was not amused.

The part Stu is leaving out, goes like this: "So I had to take the young lady to the back room where she could "rest"...at least that's what I told Grandmama. Once we got back there, I dropped my pants...and that damsel rode my pole like no other, sweet mama honky tonk sexy devil woman ever done."

 

[Vicki]

I don't want to get too personal, but I was married 1/2 way around the world on a small island in the Pacific. We had over 700 people show up for our wedding, we killed 6 pigs to feed them all. The wife and I left the party after midnight and when we came back the next afternoon it was still going. The Mahjong tables, 40 of them, ran for 2 days before people finally went home . . .

Now that's a party!

 

[t-dub]

Now that's a party!

My mother-in-law rolls a mean cigar . . . she really does . . . the top drawer of her bedroom dresser is full of big leaf tobacco from the Philippines, its like a giant rolling tray . . . lol

 

[lwien]

Ya know what I say? I say.................bah to wedding parties. I think divorces deserve a party. A big fucking divorce party where the husband and wife can each recite why they are no longer married in front of everyone. Where drunken fights between families are encouraged. Where all the divorce-maids are flirting with the ex-husband and the best man is porking the ex-wife under the chuppah while the band plays, Voodoo Chile (slight return).

Now THAT'S my kind of party.

And if it was me that was getting the divorce, I would search the world over for Tweek to be the photographer.

 

[Enchantre]

I'd adopt all the cat's I could carry, if I could. Oh, and my dream is to be buried in a mound of pussy.

Fixed that for ya!

I'm pretty darned stoned right now. Found another spot our Ghost kitty has been peeing - but, it is on the plastic runner. *huh* I cleaned that all up, and realized that I've not finished cleaning all the carpet of the odors of the previous tenant's dogs. I'll get that done tomorrow, and then I expect things will right themselves.

 

[lwien]

That's also a sight to behold. To see a sleeping cat. Such neat creatures.

Love the way they cover their eyes when going to sleep in a brightly lit room. Always brings a smile to my face.

Weird how such efficient killing machines can be so fucking cute, or as in tigers, so fucking beautiful. God got it right with great whites though. In that species, 2 +2 definitely equals 4.

 

[momofthegoons]

 

[deadheadbill]

Random.

Hipster trap.

 

[Tweek]

Fixed that for ya!

I'm pretty darned stoned right now. Found another spot our Ghost kitty has been peeing - but, it is on the plastic runner. *huh* I cleaned that all up, and realized that I've not finished cleaning all the carpet of the odors of the previous tenant's dogs. I'll get that done tomorrow, and then I expect things will right themselves.

Pffft, grammar for the stoned is overrated.

 

[mvapes]

What - I got good grammar!