Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

[dorkus_molorkus]

"You call that a penis?"

*Zip*

"Now THAT'S...a penis."

thats just how we roll.
Cept to be honest, normally someone gets smacked in the face with said penis, maybe several times, over many days, over and over again.
(black eyes are optional)

Sorta goes with the territory,


harden up pussy man

 

[Tweek]

thats just how we roll.
Cept to be honest, normally someone gets smacked in the face with said penis, maybe several times, over many days, over and over again.
(black eyes are optional)

Sorta goes with the territory,


harden up pussy man

No wonder your reno took forever.

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

is taking, not took.

Speak the queens fucking engrish man.

Still going on the bathroom/ laundry, day 22. $15000 & counting.

Maybe 3 days major shit still to go, then another 5-7 days till the glazier fits the shower glass.
I will post before & after pics when its all done. I will then be declared a legend, cuz it will be a work of art.

My wife will be happy & once again I will know the joy of oral love.

Huzzah!!

 

[Tweek]

is taking, not took.

Speak the queens fucking engrish man.

Still going on the bathroom/ laundry, day 22. $15000 & counting.

Maybe 3 days major shit still to go, then another 5-7 days till the glazier fits the shower glass.
I will post before & after pics when its all done. I will then be declared a legend, cuz it will be a work of art.

My wife will be happy & once again I will know the joy of oral love.

Huzzah!!

This wife of yours. Where did you find her?

And I'm halves chinese ok? Sawwy if my word comes out wrang sum time.

**Disclaimer**

I am not really half Chinese.

 

[Enchantre]

I've lived through a major home remodel. I'm surprised that I'm not twitchy...

I think I might have post-remodel-stress-disorder, though. PRSD. It's only been 12 years *twitch*

 

[Tweek]

If Dorkus didn't live over in butt-fuck Australia, he could have had a whole team of stoned helpers. Not really sure how useful we would all be, but we would try.

 

[mvapes]

Here Dork - new avatar for ya....

 

[Tweek]

 

[satyrday]

This wife of yours. Where did you find her?

And I'm halves chinese ok? Sawwy if my word comes out wrang sum time.

**Disclaimer**

I am not really half Chinese.

Location: Nondescript soviet-era brick building in a cold Canadian city. Sign says "Top Secret Canadian Spy Master Training Center".

...we overhear the following

International Speech Therapist (IST): "Solly"
Agent Tweek: "Sawwy"
International Speech Therapist (IST): "Solly"
Agent Tweek: "Sawwy"
International Speech Therapist (IST): "Solly"
Agent Tweek: "Sawwy"
International Speech Therapist (IST): "Solly Cholly"
Agent Tweek: "Sawwy Charlie"
International Speech Therapist (IST): "Solly Cholly"
Agent Tweek: "Sawwy Chawwie"
International Speech Therapist (IST): "Flied Lice"
Agent Tweek: "Fwied Wice"
International Speech Therapist (IST): "Flied Lice"
Agent Tweek: "Fwied Wice"
International Speech Therapist (IST): "Chinga Chinga Ching Chong Ching Chong Ching"
Agent Tweek: "Enough aweady! Let me sewve my cuntwee!"
International Speech Therapist (IST): "Chinga Chinga Ching Chong Ching Chong Ching"
...

 

[lwien]

"You call that a penis?"

*Zip*

"Now THAT'S...a penis."

 

[Tweek]

Jebus, that guys got tits.

 

[lwien]

So now we know that Tweek's a boob man.

 

[Tweek]

So now we know that Tweek's a boob man.

Technically, I'm an everything man...but if I had to choose, it would be a sweet set of pins...

Edit:

This thread just wouldn't be complete without this song...

 

[mvapes]

Hey lwein - tweek modeled for that mold in the sand!

 

[Tweek]

It's a curse, I tell ya...my back aches all the time, and it picks up all sorts of dirt and shit being dragged around on the ground like that...

 

[Dreamerr]

is taking, not took.

Speak the queens fucking engrish man.

Huzzah!!

Ah, how come nobody jumped on this? Queen's fucking English

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

I generally just tie a knot in mine & just chuck it over my shoulder.

I did make a cart type device for it once out of 2 roller skates & a large baking dish.
it worked ok, but it really needed shock absorbers to be fitted. If you ran over so much as a cigarette butt, it felt like a giant kick in the balls.

So thats where my 'Over the shoulder boulder holder' technique came from.

But thats just me, you crazy north americans just might like picking bits of dirt & rusty wire outta the eye of your knob.

@ dreamerr- they were too busy bagging my ass for being australian. besides punctuation is so last millenium.

 

[mvapes]

Strap it your leg boys...it's the only way....

 

[Tweek]

Strap it your leg boys...it's the only way....

I prefer to strap it to the ladies

 

[mvapes]

I prefer to strap it to the ladies

Nah, you have them cup the balls!

A little while after I made this post I had another micro-seizure. Have I told you guy's how much those blow? They blow like dorkus, seriously - if any of you know dorkus then you know what I'm talking about!

So, on another note - after dinner I walk away from the table with my oldest daughter (4), daddy had to break wind...it was good! It was rather horrendous! I actually think my daughter may still lose her eyebrows. Best part, now my kids are running around screaming that Daddy has fartkinson's! Fucking fartkinson's!

And it's only Thursday....

 

[Tweek]

 

[Stu]

Picture above

I actually have this t-shirt.

 

[satyrday]

If I was your abbot in a monastery, you would be severely chastised for all the provocative pictures you've been posting. Look at all the good that testosterone is doing you! Your wall must be a disgusting mess. Samsquanch.

 

[Tweek]

 

[satyrday]