Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!
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satyrday
Well-Known Member
You just want the good stuff. No Euell Gibbons fruit and nut shit for you!
(my comic references are so dated I'd have been booed off the stage in the 80s
...Shake 'N Bake, Don Rickles, Euell Gibbons - a bit like watching a Johnny Carson rerun from 1974)
Bro - I watch the Marx Brothers, WC Fields, Abbott and Costello, etc....
Don Rickles, Steve Martin, Pryor, Johnathan Winters, Red Foxx, Bob Hope, and fucking Buddy Hackett were the real fucking kings of comedy!
One of the funniest scenes in movie history.
Don Rickles, Steve Martin, Pryor, Johnathan Winters, Red Foxx, Bob Hope, and fucking Buddy Hackett were the real fucking kings of comedy!
One of the funniest scenes in movie history.
lwien
Well-Known Member
I gotta add George Carlin to that list.
Buddy Hackett. LOL ! One of the funniest story tellers of all time but the absolute best story I ever heard came from Pryor about Tudlums and Miss Rudolf. Now for you guys that haven't heard this, you're in for a treat, but first, you have GOT to get vaked. (If you're offended by the "N" word, don't play. You have been forwarned.)
Ok............now that you're totally vaked, play the following. Play the first vid and then the second.......but..........listen to these with your eyes closed so your mind can conjure up the pictures. Warning..........make sure you have some tissue around to wipe the laughing tears from your face.
Get vaked.......and play......... Enjoy..................
lwien
Well-Known Member
I'm just gonna reach out and give a brother a hug.
Group hug !!!!
*zip*
t-dub
Vapor Sloth
Life's the same, I'm moving in stereo
Life's the same, except for my shoes
Life's the same, you're shakin' like tremolo
Life's the same, it's all inside you . . . Just a little tremolo mvapes . . .
momofthegoons
vapor accessory addict
mvapes, thank you for sharing that. It takes a very brave man to show himself at his weakest. And an even braver man to come here every day and laugh about it, when inside he is feeling not so funny at all.
Much love.
Much love.
I can't listen to that song without thinking of Phoebe Cate's titties.Life's the same, I'm moving in stereo
Life's the same, except for my shoes
Life's the same, you're shakin' like tremolo
Life's the same, it's all inside you . . . Just a little tremolo mvapes . . .
satyrday
Well-Known Member
I can turn into such a bear when I have only a cold or something minor, so yeah mvapes, it takes a brave and strong man to both laugh and cry in the face of adversity and not hide away. You're helping a lot of people face their own weak side I think, which helps put things in proper perspective.
Enchantre
Oil Painter
I just realized it, mvapes... you do not have "Parkinsons"... you have tatooes that are FREAKIN' COMING TO LIFE!!! OMFG, they are trying to RIP THEMSELVES off your arm!!!!
.... however, if you did not find the above humorous, then please do replace all that with:
Dude, so sorry to hear that your shrink is/was clueless. I think you are just going to amaze everyone with how well you continue to do, and how mentally healthy (not the same as sane, don't worry) you are, for so very many years.
*hugs*
.... however, if you did not find the above humorous, then please do replace all that with:
Dude, so sorry to hear that your shrink is/was clueless. I think you are just going to amaze everyone with how well you continue to do, and how mentally healthy (not the same as sane, don't worry) you are, for so very many years.
*hugs*
ShipDit
1%
Ok,that's mutiny talk! Just because I was outta town for a week you wanna boot me out? Really? Good luck with that.
On another note,thanks to the folks who expressed concern. That was cool of ya,thank you. I was sober all week long due to the holiday. It's the only holiday I celebrate sober. Makes for a long week. But I'm back in Mary Janes sweet embrace and that's a very good thing. But don't think that I will forget this mutiny. Once I get all my drug levels balanced back out the The Retarded Three will meet to decide your fate. Or I'll forget all about this in the morning....ya just never know.
I talked with mvapes most of the night,he's got his head straight but all this is new to him. Fucked up thing is we both got Parkinson's,and from what he's described to me epilepsy. I gotta say,it's good to have someone to lean on when shit get scary,and boy-o-boy shit does get scary. We got each others backs,and that's what's gonna pull us through this shit. Friendship is the cure. Well that and drugs,those help to. I'll be around tomorrow,gonna Vape some hash,pleasure myself then crash.
But really,thanks to you for reaching out,you're the reasons I hang out here!
dorkus_molorkus
Well-Known Member
Ok,that's mutiny talk! Just because I was outta town for a week you wanna boot me out? Really? Good luck with that.
well TBH you said you shit yourself (with a crust I might add) & then went MIA & then suddenly appeared many days later in DC.
What you yakking to Obama? See Eye Fucking Aye muthafucka??
Sorry, a small flashback to 'nam (where I never was)
Where was I, oh yes.
MIA with a fecal crust!
How can I stay mad at a fecal crust?
Well, I cant..............
welcome back brother.
(Pls have a bath before the group hug.)
Now to serious news, the shipdit retard with a fecal crust has prompted me to resurrect a long forgotten invention.
THE HE STRING!!!
yup, dig it!
Imagine, a G string (thong) in terry toweling (the shit bathrobes are made from)
The HE STRING!
absorbs all sorts of bodily fluids, its discreet & imagine the times you wished you were able to floss your ass AND balls on a hot & sweaty day.
Then of course the HE STRING is handy for,
an overdose of laxatives, a dodgy prawn (shrimp) on the barbie, or when you over irrigate on your colic irrigation.
The HE STRING is for you!
Just use the HE STRING to floss those daggy ends & forgotten remants from your manly bum fur!
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Enchantre
Oil Painter
Shake, rattle, and roll. I said shake, rattle, and roll....^^^its how we roll^^^
