satyrday
Well-Known Member
Cook it thoroughly or we'll all have brain-worm on top of everything else!
Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!
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I'm a chef, feel free to ask for any help. Seriously, I graduated from the CIA and worked in some serious places in NYC. In the food industry, im quite a big deal....
Ship will poke the pork and let us know when it's done.
Edit: Strike that. MVapes will do it. He is a pro.
"Honey, I have some friends coming over...no, never met them before....but one guys got a tool for poking pork."
Slightly Medicated
(SliM) Iron Lungs
Do you meditate? You should look in to learning various forms of meditation. It is something I am working on currently. I threw my back out last night. I find if I can get myself in the right mindset with meditation it really does help. It is a learning process for me. This is the first time since I have started meditating that I have been in extreme pain. When I was starting to panic because it was hurting to breath it helped me calm down... had I not meditated I think I would have gone in to a full out panic attack.
Enchantre
Oil Painter
I've sat through a few sessions of Vipassana meditation (I've done three 10-day retreats)...
Vipassana is excellent in developing detachment from physical discomfort... yes, it still hurts like a SOB, but you aren't as ANGRY about the pain. It isn't about sitting cross-legged for hours.. though, it is about observing and accepting one's current state, without trying to change that state - most people do attain this by sitting, others might find that sweet spot walking, standing, sitting in a chair (how I did most of my time at the retreats), or lying down.
As a student of Vipassana, I find that when I'm stoned, I tend to enter that same feeling of detachment... I know I have some physical symptoms (like a hot flash, for instance), but I'm just sort of looking at it, not being emotionally wrapped up in it.
All forms of meditation are good, but I think Vipassana is targeted best for dealing with chronic pain.
Vipassana is excellent in developing detachment from physical discomfort... yes, it still hurts like a SOB, but you aren't as ANGRY about the pain. It isn't about sitting cross-legged for hours.. though, it is about observing and accepting one's current state, without trying to change that state - most people do attain this by sitting, others might find that sweet spot walking, standing, sitting in a chair (how I did most of my time at the retreats), or lying down.
As a student of Vipassana, I find that when I'm stoned, I tend to enter that same feeling of detachment... I know I have some physical symptoms (like a hot flash, for instance), but I'm just sort of looking at it, not being emotionally wrapped up in it.
All forms of meditation are good, but I think Vipassana is targeted best for dealing with chronic pain.
Slightly Medicated
(SliM) Iron Lungs
Enchantre hit the nail on the head there. The meditation never cures the pain... still hurts allot. You just don't get caught up in the emotions as much. One of the things I have been taught is the phrase "nothing to hold on to, nothing to push away." There is nothing worse then getting angry about your pain. It just creates a cycle that feeds on itself.
Question somewhat in no way related to my PD>....
Lately, I have found that when using larger glass pieces (larger by volume) it seems to sooth my tremors quicker. By doing this it almost seem's like I'm working out my lungs simply by inhaling to my personal capacity. Is this actually possible? Am I actually exercising my lungs?
And of course by exercising I mean filling the shit of em with loads of MJ and household farts.
Lately, I have found that when using larger glass pieces (larger by volume) it seems to sooth my tremors quicker. By doing this it almost seem's like I'm working out my lungs simply by inhaling to my personal capacity. Is this actually possible? Am I actually exercising my lungs?
And of course by exercising I mean filling the shit of em with loads of MJ and household farts.
lwien
Well-Known Member
Uh...........no.
Don't like deep:
Prostate exams (especially by overweight, hairy armed, middle aged doctors with fat fingers)
Shit (or is that dipshit?)
Legalese
Mud Puddles
Quicksand
Depression
etc....
On another note, it looks like Stu's winning this contest. The HVY Mini's got his name all over it.
Vicki
Herbal Alchemist
I just went through that annual "thing." I hate it...
On a positive note, everything was normal.
satyrday
Well-Known Member
I'm surprised he hasn't updated his Jesus/beer avatar with a doubly blasphemous shaking and spilling version just to win votes.Wait! Stu? This my fucking thread, that whore is a hot shot all over FC!
lwien
Well-Known Member
The last time a doc told me to relax, I replied, "If I do that, I'm gonna shit all over your arm. Do you really want that to happen?"
No need. I'm stuffing the virtual ballot box by setting up fake FC profiles to vote.
It's really the only 'fair' way to compete with Tweek.
Cause you have such a fun time with your post office that wouldn't give you your cera right tweek
Now that you mention it, I had to send my Cera in for a fix, and the package was on its way back to me and just got re-routed back to TET again due to address issues...so yeah, that thing is cursed