Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

[Dreamerr]

Seriously Oh my fuckin' vodka. What the heck is wrong with the postal system. Well maybe it is cera...she could be cheating on you...you better check for any finger prints when you finally get her back.

 

[Tweek]

Seriously Oh my fuckin' vodka. What the heck is wrong with the postal system. Well maybe it is cera...she could be cheating on you...you better check for any finger prints when you finally get her back.

All I know, is she is spending way more time going to California than I ever will in my lifetime.

 

[satyrday]

It's really the only 'fair' way to compete with Tweek:

He'll pull it off at the last minute with a crack about a shaky samsquatch spilling his maple syrup seed or involving some form of giant canadian bacon.

 

[Tweek]

He'll pull it off at the last minute with a crack about a shaky samsquatch spilling his maple syrup seed or involving some form of giant canadian bacon.

Go team Squatch!

 

[satyrday]

^^you see! and I just gave him a point too.

 

[RUDE BOY]

How do you Know if its just a post or a joke ? Not always easy is it ?


and just why is ham called Bacon ?

 

[Tweek]

Apparently this is a Samsquanch:

If that's the case, then I need to spend more time in the woods.

 

[Stu]

^^you see! and I just gave him a point too.

Time to make up some new FC profiles.....

 

[Tweek]

I was planning on donating the prize to Stu anyways...I could be wrong, but it looks like his wife makes him vape in the garage, poor guy.

Edit: Found this and thought it was kinda nice

 

[Stu]

I was planning on donating the prize to Stu anyways...I could be wrong, but it looks like his wife makes him vape in the garage, poor guy.

Nah... I make her stay in the house.

 

[Tweek]

It just occurred to me, that the title of this thread would make a great TV series..."Fuck The Parkinsons...a delightful journey into the life of an Australian family, coming to terms with being Australian."

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

It just occurred to me, that the title of this thread would make a great TV series..."Fuck The Parkinsons...a delightful journey into the life of an Australian family, coming to terms with being Australian."

it would have to be on cable. I run around with my pants down a lot down here.

except, it wouldnt be 'Fuck the parkinsons'

it would be 'Rooting about with parko'

Something a bit like this

This is closer to the real australia that you could possibly imagine.

 

[Tweek]

Man, I gotta come to Australia.

 

[mvapes]

For a while I didn't think Dork owned pants!

 

[momofthegoons]

I know... right? I thought he liked dresses more. And rightfully so since he has such nice legs.

 

[Tweek]

I know... right? I thought he liked dresses more. And rightfully so since he has such nice legs.

You didn't know? He is a famous Australian leg model. He makes a killing with those shanks of his.

 

[mvapes]

First of all - you ain't seen tweeks legs, FANTASTIC specimens. As for as Dorkus, I actually envy his pantlessness - I wish I could walk around with no pants!

 

[Tweek]

I've always been told that I am awesome from the waist down. Waist up...well, you best turn off the lights.

 

[momofthegoons]

I would imagine it's very liberating to let your boys fly free.

And as for Tweeks legs..... pics or you're lying....

 

[Tweek]

Maybe after I do my morning leg warm ups?

Edit:

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

Maybe after I do my morning leg warm ups?

or a warm bath so your EXTRA well hung? (stocking stuffing results in disqualification)

EDIT- upon some pondering BOTOX is allowed, but it has to be direct to yr knob. OUCH
(no smiling )

 

[mvapes]

Tweek is just bragging about his 3 legs....

 

[Tweek]

or a warm bath so your EXTRA well hung? (stocking stuffing results in disqualification)

I have a trick for that....tuck a length of vegetable of your choice down your pants. Then, have your lady friend cop a feel before you turn out the lights. Works every time. My stock answer if they catch a glimpse of my tiny member..."Ever see that Seinfeld episode?"

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

I could stick a maglite torch/ baseball bat up my ass & put an ad on craigslist that Im a tri-pod too!
There is no substitute for a huge cock.

nuff said

shipdit- call me big boy

 

[Tweek]

I could stick a maglite torch/ baseball bat up my ass & put an ad on craigslist that Im a tri-pod too!
There is no substitute for a huge cock.

nuff said

shipdit- call me big boy

"You call that a penis?"

*Zip*

"Now THAT'S...a penis."