Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

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Tweek

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ShipDit said:
5 mins. ago I was sound asleep,letting my body work out a weeks worth of chemical obscenities. House is pitch black and totaly silent. Then I realized that at some point I had shit my pants. Or someone else had shit them. Or I had put on someone else's shitty pants. One thing is clear,whoever shit them had done a good job. Lower back,butt and legs,all shitted with what felt like a massive amount of whatever I had eaten. It was still pretty wet and judging by the lack of crusting pretty fresh. It's also cold. Whoever had shit my pants had done it less than 2 hours ago,and done it with skill. Now the hard part,roll of the couch and try to get to the shower without dripping shit all over the carpet. Moved legs off the couch and felt feces flowing down to ankles. This is so bad,so much shit there's no way to avoid spreading shit all the way to the shower. That's why ive decided to go back to sleep and save the horror until morning,when my wife can enjoy it with me. Yep,I'll just drift back into my coma until I can share this with her. Good call man,good call.

This is not fiction,I'm covered in shit and still hung over. Right now I'm laying in someone's shit.
Damn I throw good parties!
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Enchantre said:
If I would have learned years ago, way before 50, just how to disconnect from the internal refrain of "What will people think?", I am quite sure I would be a healthier, happier, more emotionally balanced person.

As it is, well, no time like the present. and, I am presently learning to not give a shit.

Except, well, I DO give a shit care about other people, especially total nut-jobs like mvapes and Shipdit. Why? because I'm crazy, I suppose.
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mvapes

mvapes

Scratchin' Glass!
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ShipDit said:
5 mins. ago I was sound asleep,letting my body work out a weeks worth of chemical obscenities. House is pitch black and totaly silent. Then I realized that at some point I had shit my pants. Or someone else had shit them. Or I had put on someone else's shitty pants. One thing is clear,whoever shit them had done a good job. Lower back,butt and legs,all shitted with what felt like a massive amount of whatever I had eaten. It was still pretty wet and judging by the lack of crusting pretty fresh. It's also cold. Whoever had shit my pants had done it less than 2 hours ago,and done it with skill. Now the hard part,roll of the couch and try to get to the shower without dripping shit all over the carpet. Moved legs off the couch and felt feces flowing down to ankles. This is so bad,so much shit there's no way to avoid spreading shit all the way to the shower. That's why ive decided to go back to sleep and save the horror until morning,when my wife can enjoy it with me. Yep,I'll just drift back into my coma until I can share this with her. Good call man,good call.

This is not fiction,I'm covered in shit and still hung over. Right now I'm laying in someone's shit.
Damn I throw good parties!
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If it was me brother, you know for a fact that I wake people up BEFORE shitting on them. In most cases when this is done and its an act of aggression then I would have ship with me to put them BACK to sleep after realizing that they had become a victim of a shitting!

If this wasn't an act of aggression - then let me say this:

Dear young German woman,

I sincerely apologize for my actions while in town, my friend told me you were all into that kind of thing and you cleaned off very nicely. I promise you the kid isn't mine regardless of the fact we look similar and he has mysterious cravings for cannabis and white fish salad. Fuck me, don't think I got away with anything either but I believe my Berlin shuffle has resulted in Parkinson's disease!

Take this as lesson from me folks, not all Germans are into "kinky" shit! Try to keep your shit in your own pants.
 
mvapes

mvapes

Scratchin' Glass!
Accessory Maker
Of course you would tweek! Those were some crazy nights, you running around in the snow with macbook, me with an ipod shuffle.....

I still can't believe they made us apologize publicly! Canadians are tough, we were just having fun....
 
satyrday

satyrday

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mvapes said:
Satyrday - I myself am quite impressed that you threw a picture of yourself out there like that! :rockon:
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Just a teaser. More available for the right price.

And thank you for your support. I gave it up this time for an Austrian photojournalist capturing couch life for "The Flowering of the Lost Vitamin D Generation".

Another pictorial, "Atari Joystick Mating Dance", was published in the eastern European magazine "Oh! Natural".
 
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