I've got a friend (a former workmate) who took his second wife on a cruse for a honeymoon. A many times refitted WWII troop transport, now for the idle rich and those pretending to be. 6,000 troops, now 600 passengers with 1700 crew serving them. He's getting out of the shower, second day, and the fire alarm goes off. He turns out in shorts and bathrobe with his life jacket on schedule. They come through looking for him, the smoke alarm is in his cabin.....
He doesn't smoke, and just got out of the shower. The new wife, also a non smoker, is elsewhere. They give him the 3rd degree anyway, apologize to the passengers and dismiss everyone. Crediting it to old wiring.
Next morning it's a repeat. This time he takes his time and dresses. The First Officer is there, looking for him again. He insists he'd just got out of the shower and sprayed on deodorant when the alarm when off. He suggested that, they dismissed him and gave him the knowing look...... So he took the First down to his cabin and demonstrated 'what happened just before the lights went out'.......set the alarm off for a third time. He was not very popular with the other passengers. The Captain took it better, invited the two of them to his table for dinner and had a good laugh. Not the ideal honeymoon memory, but one he'll never forget I bet.
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